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It all went mad. It all started with the tattoos.............. |
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i just want to say you're all fags |
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ahhh i dont want to be a fag |
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But you are. Rad has said so. We are all fags. We'll get used to it. But you're the wife, yeah? |
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no i defeinitely want to be the artsy-misguided step child |
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well.... we're not in california or mass. so we're in a civil union. hes my domestic partner. |
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so are you ampi |
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you can't tell my girlfriend though |
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we'll have to be secret fags |
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hey fuck you then |
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man this place has gone dead in the past couple minutes |
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Keep me under the house like fritzl. I want to be controlled |
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a token of friendship |
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when will the bills pass for interspecies marriage? god damn ive been waiting to marry my fucking beautoful cat forever now, my other cat might be jealous but she will learn to deal with our relationship, just because it wasn't printed in the bible! |
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i can't control you. fly away, beautiful dove. fly away. |
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when will they understand. It's just a different kind of love. |
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cat butts feel different |
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i guess im in love with myself enough to get married, me and me would be a wreckless divorce later-on, probably a replay of my childhood and shits |
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too sticky and tight |
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replay of my shits |
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it'd really be a tragedy if we never get to legally play with cat buttholes |
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someone should make an Indie-film about a futuristic pschizophrenic guy who marries himself and gets divorced because of all the drama he goes through, it will be like rain-man mixed with the new awful jim carrey movies. remember in hig-school how we all liked the word pschizophrenia because it was the only big-word we liked i think because we knew it was we were all gonna be when we grew up in todays crazy werld |
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People just don't understand that my cat likes it too. |
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Wow..... umm... I think I was just showing Vlax or someone some of my tattoos cause they asked, I seriously can't believe it all got turned into this... thanks for your opinion k300i, uhhhhhhhhhh, and thanks for everyone who stuck up for me, but really, no need. That guy (girl?) has seriously bashed on me through most of his (her?) posts here, and I don't really care as to why, tho I honestly have no clue. I like my tattoos, i'm happy with my face or whatever, I think I look pretty decent, and you're right, I did put the pictures up, so you can say whatever you want, anyone can, but i simply put them there for reasons that you can see if you look back to the post. Honestly, after seeing all this I just sort of feel bad for k300i, and will not be talking anymore smack, because of it. |
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a girl? aaah now i understand all the hatred for italians.. |
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fascistella! |
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I don't get it. |
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you have to give it to cuntychuck for calling it |
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no im not a girl. and i appreciate taking this with maturity, unlike few others. after all, you dont know me and its just internets. i would really like to say something, nice ? but im not the kind of guy who will say it for the sake of it. |
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Do cheer up K. Say something nice, please :) Tell us that you love italians |
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tell me you love cats |
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Tell her about how staring into those deep blue eyes is like staring into a magical pool. And that if you stare deep enough, you can almost catch a glimmer of how magic your future could really be. (I have this one filed under cute girl at anime or comic book convention) |
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see i am married now so i have to pass these all on to you |
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i dont like comic book or anime conventions. where can i use this line? |
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do you know any girls who like Lord of the Rings? You can get specific and say Galadriel's pool. |
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tell me where you usually see girls and I will customize a pick up line for you. |
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i got a woman glasse. god damn it. |
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Well, you can still say nice things to her. How about: Baby, when you give me rad smiles, you know I can go for miles and miles. or I might not be a scientist, but right now I think you are making experiments on my heart. |
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i owe you big. |
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...Or "face down ass up baby, rads gonna smile yo ass" Smile could mean anything in this case so feel free to experiment |
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It's all about timing now, ampi. He can use my lines when they are on their hike together, he is wearing a mock turtle neck and they are enjoying sandwiches and iced tea. Nasty talk at this stage would be delicate and not recommended. Later on, however, once they return from their hike to the empty cabin, there is a bear rug on the floor and the Jones' won't be arriving until 6.. By this time the wine has been properly chilled, there is no TV in the cabin and no shopping centers for 50 miles. Drink a glass or 2, reflect on your hike, and by the time you have finished the second glass you should now be poised to move from innocent flirts and advances to the kind of lines AMPI MAX is referring to. |
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I want a bear rug!! |
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Well maybe when I come visit we can go looking for bears. Maybe we will get attacked by a werewolf while we are out hiking looking for them. I can be the american werewolf in London and you can be my ghost friend helping me undo the curse. |
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*huff* I'm always the ghost |
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Well you can't be an english werewolf in london that's redundant. Anyway I am just in it for that nurse from the flick. (I better watch it GLASSE WIFE does spy on me from time to time.. HI HONEY!) |
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Surely there has never been a thread as confused as this one. I imagine people looking upon it and turning truly mad. Just to CRAZY things up a bit we should really have a pic of a dog smoking a pipe |
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.....ahhhhhh!!! The madness. I mean, dogs don't smoke!! DO THEY ? |
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Mine doesn't...but he drinks like a motherfucker... |
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lol I bet he smokes when your not around tho. |
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