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PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!
 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 15:33 [#02203231]
Points: 521 Status: Regular



PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST
POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE
THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS
COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 SECONDS.
NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND
THIS OVER TO 500 VIDEOS IN 34 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS ALT
F4 AND UR CRUSHED NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN
INVISIBLE LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY
WORKS (TRUST ME ON THIS)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 15:38 [#02203240]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i didn't read this, but does "UR" stand for underground
resistance?


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 15:39 [#02203242]
Points: 521 Status: Regular



NO IT MEANS 'UR"


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 15:41 [#02203245]
Points: 521 Status: Regular



I MEAN 'YOU ARE"


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 15:48 [#02203252]
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looking forward to getting kissed by the love of my life
this coming friday too. (not that i've read it)


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 15:48 [#02203253]
Points: 521 Status: Regular



DONT POST IT ANYMORE


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-05-07 15:50 [#02203255]
Points: 4667 Status: Lurker



OH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-05-07 15:55 [#02203257]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



BAN THE DUPEACCOUNT.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-05-07 15:58 [#02203258]
Points: 4158 Status: Lurker



CLIFF WOZ ERE...

...AND IT WAS SHIT


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 15:59 [#02203259]
Points: 521 Status: Regular | Followup to cuntychuck: #02203257



IM NO DUPE

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 16:44 [#02203305]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



on a side note. there's a really good chance of me meeting
the love of my life this coming friday. im going to 3
different parties innit.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-05-07 17:07 [#02203320]
Points: 40061 Status: Addict | Followup to tolstoyed: #02203305



love of your life? there should be many


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 17:09 [#02203321]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to recycle: #02203320



dunno..don't think i have time for more than one at my age :
)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-05-07 17:10 [#02203324]
Points: 40061 Status: Addict | Followup to tolstoyed: #02203321



you have teh time, even when i just visit here your here and
when i post here your here, you have teh time

go nail chics-


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 17:13 [#02203328]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to recycle: #02203324



haha so love equals nailing in your book eh? i know you're
probably the most family oriented guy on this board, you
should be giving youngsters different advice!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2008-05-07 17:15 [#02203330]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular | Followup to tolstoyed: #02203328



I have been badly influenced


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-05-07 18:05 [#02203349]
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i like "eye candy" though


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-05-07 18:11 [#02203351]
Points: 1088 Status: Lurker



I didn't read it.

So... what did it say?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-05-07 18:13 [#02203355]
Points: 40061 Status: Addict | Followup to catfood03: #02203351



alt+1060


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-07 19:58 [#02203383]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



It is a weird strain of life (a replicator). Now, its
relatively harmelss, though annoying, and its life cycle
depends on manipulating the human desire for sex (another
replicating mess). But whatever perverted form of evolution
that now exists will make this replicating text more and
more fit. Right now, I'm not going to replicate it. I can
see what it is trying to do. Its trying to direct its
replication using human reward (though currently a complete
lie of a reward). Future strains will use human pain as
well. For example, imagine a human organization that
captures you and forces you to copy and paste this text 100
times, lest you be tortured or killed. Perhaps if you do
successfully do it 100 times, or perhaps 1000, you get a
blow job. This would greatly increase the text's success of
replicating. It will take awhile for it to become this
co-evolved with humanity but just give it time. By then it
probably won't be mere text anymore.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-05-07 20:08 [#02203386]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02203383



all you need to say is meme w m w, that's all you say
really.


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2008-05-07 20:52 [#02203390]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



I just came in to say, 'Okay.' I didn't read any of it.


 

offline hexane on 2008-05-07 21:12 [#02203391]
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You pathetc hum0ns.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-07 21:34 [#02203392]
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bobby brown


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2008-05-07 22:09 [#02203393]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular



So... yeah... Anyone die yet?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2008-05-07 22:39 [#02203395]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



CUM


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-08 04:28 [#02203410]
Points: 521 Status: Regular



no one died because they never read the whole thing, i will
never read it again either

sorry, but i had to post it

can anyone explain the trinity to me?


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2008-05-08 05:34 [#02203417]
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i wish i could,i was broken


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2008-05-08 07:06 [#02203454]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



I've read it alot of times. The back of my head feels hot
and my nose is bleeding.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-05-08 07:11 [#02203455]
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yea she was a computer hacker freed by morpheus from the
matrix. she could slow down time and kick faces.


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-05-09 18:31 [#02204044]
Points: 1088 Status: Lurker | Followup to Sandy: #02203393



me


 

offline mookster from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-10 02:25 [#02204091]
Points: 133 Status: Regular



you fail, I'm not dead


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2008-05-10 03:57 [#02204100]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



i read it and died.


 


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