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offline freqy on 2008-05-07 02:10 [#02202984]
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explain


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-07 02:47 [#02203001]
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Once there was a kingdom called Xltronic in the land of
Xltronica. Its people were in great trouble for the gods had
cursed the soil, making it impossible for any crops to grow
and the people starved. Amid great turmoil, the people
reluctantly resorted to cannibalism, a business which became
monopolized by Phobiazero's Cannibalism Corporation.
Scientists and alchemists alike had been trying for ages to
come up with an alternate solution, anything. Then
suddenly a great breakthrough occured. It was found that
with the right magic and technology, the sky could be
farmed, thus providing the populace with crops again!
But Phobiazero was furious. This sudden abundance of food
was aiming to destroy his empire monopoly on cannibalism, so
he seized the sky farming technology and destroyed all the
literature of the practice.
Skyfarming was eventually forgotten and a terrible decade
past, Phobiazero's Cannibalism Corporation becoming more and
more corrupt.
But one day, a lone hero and druid of the black and yellow
arts stumbled upon the magic formula again. He became known,
simply... as skyfarmer. A great movement began under his
command to usurp the corrupt monopoly, provide food from the
sky, and rid Xltronic of the terrible practice of
cannibalism.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-05-07 05:55 [#02203041]
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wheres the police


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-05-07 12:14 [#02203160]
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true story.


 


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