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freqy
on 2008-05-07 02:10 [#02202984]
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explain
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-07 02:47 [#02203001]
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Once there was a kingdom called Xltronic in the land of Xltronica. Its people were in great trouble for the gods had cursed the soil, making it impossible for any crops to grow and the people starved. Amid great turmoil, the people reluctantly resorted to cannibalism, a business which became monopolized by Phobiazero's Cannibalism Corporation.
Scientists and alchemists alike had been trying for ages to come up with an alternate solution, anything. Then suddenly a great breakthrough occured. It was found that with the right magic and technology, the sky could be farmed, thus providing the populace with crops again!
But Phobiazero was furious. This sudden abundance of food was aiming to destroy his empire monopoly on cannibalism, so he seized the sky farming technology and destroyed all the literature of the practice.
Skyfarming was eventually forgotten and a terrible decade past, Phobiazero's Cannibalism Corporation becoming more and more corrupt.
But one day, a lone hero and druid of the black and yellow arts stumbled upon the magic formula again. He became known, simply... as skyfarmer. A great movement began under his command to usurp the corrupt monopoly, provide food from the sky, and rid Xltronic of the terrible practice of cannibalism.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2008-05-07 05:55 [#02203041]
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wheres the police
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2008-05-07 12:14 [#02203160]
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true story.
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