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wizards teeth from inside a pelicans brain on 2001-03-08 11:26 [#00000810]



I have recently developed a fetish, I am eager to learn how
to "swoop". Does anyone know of any consultants who will be
available to train me? I contacted a few Eagles that I have
known since the days I spent as a Butlins holiday camp, they
are unable to be of assistants, as they do not have any
formal training qualifications.

I met this lovely lady at a nightclub last week, I took her
home and fed her elaborate chocolates (Dime Bar and Curly
Wurly) and we actually "did it". I was very embarrassed, in
the morning I realised it was not a lady, it was a
watermelon with a cartoon style face painted on it with
permanent marker pen and a rolled up carpet as a body.


 

diastole from doh on 2001-03-08 11:52 [#00000812]



disturbing!!!! (but humerous) (humus-deacaying organic
matter) no, no, funny.


 

offline JOB from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-27 02:05 [#00103950]
Points: 453 Status: Lurker



WIZARDS TEETH WHERE ARE YOU MAN!

Your stuff is great, i remember tryin not to shit my pants
in class reading it. U need to come back man! COME BACK!


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-02-27 02:47 [#00103980]
Points: 2857 Status: Lurker



godzilla attacks,
he breaks legs and faces,
watch out for his wraith,
godzilla attacks.


 


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