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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 11:02 [#02195678]
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I'm so pissed. Fuck the Midwest.


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-04-18 11:03 [#02195679]
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AWWWW THERE, THERE


 

offline cronenburger from Ireland on 2008-04-18 11:03 [#02195680]
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die


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 11:06 [#02195681]
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Will I survive? Undoubtedly. Will I stay upset, more than
likely.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2008-04-18 11:15 [#02195682]
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plenty of people have weed, they are simply conspiring to
keep it away from you.

*pulls a massive hit from a 6 foot bong, coughs up a gall
bladder*


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-18 11:15 [#02195683]
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Come to Florida... it's easy to find here.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 11:21 [#02195686]
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Shits expensive as fuck down there.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2008-04-18 11:23 [#02195688]
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i can virtually guarantee that there is someone growing
large quantities of high quality weed within miles of your
home.

i've said it before and i'll say it again: if you want weed
and you have no connections, spend a couple hundred bucks
and grow it yourself. if you smoke more than you can grow,
you're smoking too much.

i don't believe you are under any obligation to obey unjust
laws. but for the love of god keep your head down.



 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 11:30 [#02195689]
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These are times of desperate measure. I mean, I've cut back,
from everyday, to like...once a month. I usually have people
I can call about lbs. But for some reason, everyone is dry.
I won't sweat it too much.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-04-18 11:52 [#02195691]
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thats the great thing about living in cph, you are NEVER out
of weed. the only thing that prevents you from getting it is
laziness.


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-04-18 12:09 [#02195693]
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never ask, wait to be passed. dontcha know nothing?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 12:29 [#02195698]
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Baha! Received a phone call!


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-04-18 12:30 [#02195699]
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what does your moms want now?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 12:51 [#02195709]
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She forgot to give you her money last night.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-18 13:34 [#02195738]
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get drunk instead and stop moaning


 

offline freqy on 2008-04-18 15:00 [#02195768]
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send freqy something in the post suprise me .!!!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 18:08 [#02195819]
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I could!


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-18 18:22 [#02195827]
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*rolls up pant leg*

watchoo need?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-18 20:16 [#02195849]
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haha i do!

and its really good too.

the high holidays are coming up, gotta keep in stock.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-18 20:20 [#02195851]
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Deffo. That was my intent. Got a nice little QP of some
dankies. :]


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-18 20:39 [#02195857]
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in santa cruz, 4/20 is insane. hundreds of people gather in
a meadow on campus (right outside where i lived when i was
in the dorms) for a big ol' smoke out.

each year police try to stop it, and each year, they realize
they can do nothing.


 

offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2008-04-18 20:42 [#02195860]
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4/20 is probably the most exciting thing to do in santa
cruz, the place is an isolated hell hole


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-18 20:43 [#02195861]
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"we just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
discussing how beautiful gail porter is"

i like it.


 

offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2008-04-18 20:46 [#02195863]
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if you go to college there i forgive you, many of my friends
did.

but if you choose to live there and are graduated you must
either be a 60+ married man, a very crusty hippy, or
latently sexually active bar hopper who preys on 19 year old
college girls


 

offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2008-04-18 20:47 [#02195864]
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(if you are a 60+ year old married man i forgive you,if you
are a very crusty hippy, or latently sexually active bar
hopper who preys on 19 year old college girls i do not
forgive you)


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-18 21:22 [#02195874]
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yeah, im on my last quarter here, graduating with a ba in
philosophy in a few weeks.

im leased thru september and then im getting the fuck out,
both because i could use a change of scenery and rent in sc
without the aid of my parents is impossible.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-04-18 22:28 [#02195879]
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What are you going to do with that degree? be a teacher? or
an Auto salesman?


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2008-04-19 19:09 [#02196135]
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sounds like the government is winning.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-19 20:07 [#02196149]
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guess what? i do and i didn't even ask for it lol


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-19 20:09 [#02196151]
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and the funny thing is that's true haha


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-19 20:23 [#02196153]
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Nice!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-19 20:24 [#02196154]
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i felt the need for the weed
the smoke of game
they set the cheese just for me
the b the L the U N T
the B the the the U the the the D
the weed give me shotgun
Oh please Oh please
no chicken fein
but chicken weed
pick out the seeds
the heat is hitting me
me need to cruise we got to have it
dont want no cabbage
we hate that babbage
like savage
we we we wanna the marijuana
or we gonners
yo man i'm gonna
go round the corner
get right on ah ah ah ah sack
i need contact ineed it bad
so i get fast just just like that
gonna crack your leg
we need to go man you move to slow take care of that
who got the hay
who got the hay
where do they stay
across the street
i'm goin crazy lookin fo the ink
i take a quarter
fill to the border of that mag
where da bud at

where is the bud (8x)
where is da bud we looking for da bud (3x)

they call me lord imfamous
but you can call me scarecrow
i need me some red hair
chicken or some indo
and i need a couple of courses
of that so i could get full
we smoken da ink we get blown off da ink
we get fucked up we taken them hard pulls
you'll get a wiff when you step up in the air
we smoke bud anywhere
yeah bitch we dont care
cause when we get the urge
to fire up some chronic man
a nigga must campaign
clouds up in the brain
fool that cheefa got me hyper
me so hype dog
blowin so much bud
full cheefin contacts off the fall
this shit is burnin
to quick fuck these little junts
lets stroll to the store
get some cigars roll some philly blunts
damn fool
aint shit in the sack
but some fuckin shake
i need some more
pure and i just cant fuckin wait
Black lets go
where da bud at
lets go where da bud at
lets go where da but at like

Chorus
where is the bud (8x)
where is da bud we looking for da bud (3x)


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2008-04-19 20:35 [#02196157]
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I HAVE TONS OF WEED BUT I'M NOT SHARING


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-19 23:19 [#02196175]
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happy 420

i got midis but i need a new connection for kind


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-19 23:20 [#02196176]
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Where is Harrisburg? I can mail dankies.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-19 23:21 [#02196177]
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Mason jars with peanut butter. Hides the smell perfect.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2008-04-20 00:50 [#02196181]
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er, glass jars through the post? peanut butter? excuse me
for being blunt, but you don't know shit


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-21 06:42 [#02196450]
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Fuckkk. I remember only a few things from yesterday.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2008-04-21 08:03 [#02196456]
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dont smoke too much swift,
if you smoke too much you dont remember who are you


 

offline freqy on 2008-04-21 08:29 [#02196459]
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i went to a mates house he had some growing i could smell it
up the drive way before he opened the front door..

he opened the door i nearly had a whitey ! ( y know pass
out)

he couldnt smell it...he siad i was taking the mickey ...he
was almost offended that i said i could smell it...

ounce i was inside the smell didnt get much worse .. i
became amune after a 1 min or two...nope haha i dont smoke
it. actually i was on the nicorette gum that day.....erg
thats stuffs nasty.



 

offline freqy on 2008-04-21 08:31 [#02196460]
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once * not ounce



 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-21 08:36 [#02196462]
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central PA 2 hours west of Philly 1 hour north of
Baltimore.

pack that shit in some coffee


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2008-04-21 09:09 [#02196471]
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can i just say that coffee and peanut butter and all that
shit does not work and will get you busted very quickly.
glass jars would just be incredibly stupid

if yer doing it right you need to put it inside 2 or 3
sealable plastic bags, more if it really stinks. try and
find a fairly non-porous kind (everyonedoesit.com does a
"smellyproof" brand that's pretty good). wrap
thoroughly in brown packing tape, wipe down with
meths / bleach, wipe down with dry tissues, leave any excess
to evaporate

make your outer packaging look as corporate / professional
as you can, printed labels and logo, return address should
be real but in no way connected to you

the merican mail system is actually one of the hardest to
get through internationally (anthrax etc i suppose), dunno
if you're just doing it state-to-state


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-21 11:31 [#02196518]
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Well, I've never been caught doing it before. I may risk it
again!

But belb, that advice also sounds really good!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-21 11:36 [#02196519]
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so you've actually sent it through the mail before in peanut
butter jars? With peanut butter still inside them? Seems
like a lot of mess when you're getting the bud back out of
the jar... I guess it wouldn't be too bad if you
triple-bagged it and just threw away the outer two bags.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-21 11:43 [#02196522]
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if its got peanut butter all over it then its going straight
in the brownie batter


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-04-21 12:09 [#02196527]
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Well, I used a mason jar, with peanut butter smeared on the
inside only, not like it was full of peanut butter. And
inside the mason jar was an undisclosed amount of
kind bud.

I put the jar in a box of packing peanuts and just shipped
it to the East Coast for a friend. It seemed to do the job.


 

offline PS on 2008-04-21 12:33 [#02196537]
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You should try a giant gift candle, the holiday kind. Carve
until it's hollow, put whatever you want init, then melt the
wax shavings on top. Wrapper back up w/ that holiday
cellophane, sticker on bottom, ribbons, letter to grandma,
and maybe some cookies (for confuse dogs). Sounds like a
lot of work, but this is what I'd do, if I had to do. Only
works during Christmas.


 

offline freqy on 2008-04-21 13:51 [#02196554]
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you should get a giant long necked giraffe with a large top
hat and put it all inside that .



 

offline llc from United States on 2008-04-21 14:27 [#02196565]
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Pine mountain bubblegum and purple platinum bubblegum are so
yummy.

I live in the midwest btw. :o


 


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