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I miss him. he reminds me of richard gere. |
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ehh? |
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dog_belch? Dog.... Belch. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time. You do know him then? Of course I know him...he's me. I haven't gone by the name dog_belch since, oh, since when I deliberatly fucked up my password. |
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I miss the guy. |
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Wait, Richard Gere? |
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wMw's the next best thing. |
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I think Richard Gere in the sense that we've both taken out full page ads in the press protesting that we're not gay, when everyone knows we're really hardcore bum bandits. |
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Do tell me though, might we be expecting anything new from Grinning Ape anytime soon? |
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The new name is /so/ much better it's not even funny. But still bad (says the guy who uses his initials as his name). |
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he is gay and listens to fgth all the time. gay. gay. gay. |
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Ahhh, thanks for asking, but probably not, there's the piss-poor "come back" , that overlaps with my , the only good thing I ever did was but only two people agree with me. In other news I am tryimg to drink myself to death but clearly I am doing something wrong. Regards being gay, I have a "funny story", which I will now recount, the other day I was waiting in a bar for "someone" and, as they had a juke box, I decided to play some tunes. I don't know why, as I'm not his greatest fan by any means, but as I searched for anything on there to play, I chanced upon George Michael's version of "Killer", a song I like, so I stuck that on. I took my place back at my table, and, as the song "kicked in", this guy at the bar gave me the thumbs up. I, innocently, at 36, just thought he meant he liked the song, so I gave him the "thumbs up" back. Two seconds later he's at the table chatting me up. Then I realised, putting on a George Michael song on the juke box is like hanging a big flashing sign over your head saying "I'm gay, ask me for sex". I know that now, and I feel bad for (apparently) misleading the poor bloke. Obviously I fell a fool now because at the very least I might have got a hand shandy off of him. Whilst listening to FGTH. |
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Excellent story. I still love your "Sea World" track. It never gets old. Ever! more stuff like that would be awesome. But that's up to you. |
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did you make yourself say, 'sorry... i'm.. i'm not a gay you see' gay man: 'don't kid yourself. george michael' 'lol ok yeh' |
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Haha,,, Ha..., that would have probably been the scenario had my mistress not turned up. Eeeuuuww. |
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I like "Sea World", cedit goes to Jiver who fiddled with the levels and whatever else he does, yerrrrrrrr, I don't really know where the person who wrote that went, I lack all creativity apart from being "pithy" on the net. And where does that get you? Exactly. |
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Ok, SlipDrinkMats are you gay or bi or straight or what? Let's settle this! |
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As muh as I'd like to be exotic and fruity I have to admit I only like prodding my penis between the thighs of a woman, the thought of another man's rigidity or his sweaty crack only pours cold water on my ardour. I'm sorry, as I know that will upset and disappoint a lot of my potential Zilty suitors. |
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Haha, quality post. (Straight) high five. |
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I don't actually miss him if he isn't posting. He was a cunt. |
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Haha! So true, it's ok, you think I'm a cunt, I think I'm a cunt. There's no winners in this game. |
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I don't know you. But he was a cunt. I'm calling out a cunt. Come on cunter!! (w00t) |
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Well, I'm not going to force the issue. |
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slipdrinkmats is my favorite lesbian character |
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The classic "dog_belch years" have yet to be bettered. Coining the word zilty is also rather special. Ah the good old days. When there were 300 analord topics, the tuss had never been uttered outside of Cornwall and V2 was eagerly anticipated. Even Ceri doesn't appear on here anymore. The zero man is MIA, the shame of the fake tuss booking did it insiders say. I'm sure the bit at the bottom of the main page to navigate backwards was "improved" so it's much harder to look back at the good old days. |
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dog belch is merely a state of mind, a blurred image in our collective consciousness which manifests itself in our percieved 'reality' from time to time. that doesn't mean it's a real person. he could be a bot. |
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*perceived |
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Why are all the Google Ads on this topic about debt consolidation and bankruptcy? What sort of information does Phobiazero have on me, because it's shockingly accurate. |
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Hahaha, that's genius. Jamie Campbell Bower.** Englishman. |
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if i could turn back time to tell dog belch anything, id tell him i actually did like his myspace tunes but we dont really know each other and i doubt hed care! |
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dog_belch once fondled my fingers in a dream I had. He was signing autographs at the release party for a US version of "The Day Today" featuring Ben Stilleck and Ben Affler. |
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Of course I care, I care too much. that's why I'm deeply unhappy. I can't rest until I've read that entire Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians blog, is it old news? It's new to me Rod Stewart. Singer. Much requested addition to blog. Rock star turned lounge act. Future spouse yet to be conceived. |
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Haha, . British artist. 2007 Turner prize winner. Every holiday season for the past 17 years, Wallinger and partner send homemade jams to family and friends. I went to Art School and shared a flat with his partner, that's rather a desperate claim to fame on my part. Lovely girl, I only mention it here as she introduced me (and I think everybody else in the blighted Halls of Residence) to Aphex Twin, she knew him from the club he started off in in Cornwall.. The Bougie.. Bowgie... some weird Cornish name, I think my first copy of SAW 85-92 was a copy of her tape. Oh she was a friend of Luke Vibert too, this is all coming back to me in a bit of a flood, maybe I should keep it to myself. I met Vibert at Rephresh and we spoke about her as he "bigged her up" on the 'spect list on Big Soup (and possibly other places). Sorry if you're reading this, which I'm sure you're not as you've got far better things to be doing. Wallinger's my third favourite artist, though I can't deny he does look a bit like an old lesbian in that picture. In a nice way. I've got a photo of me and him laughing outside the ICA, but I can't find it or even tell you what country it currently resides in. Which is a pity. |
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I was just looking for the photo, in a bid to prove I'm not a LIAR, snd I just found out something extraordinary. My very first Internet Service Provider was Easynet, back when I got my first PC in 1998. Obviously I long, long since stopped using their servce. As was the fashion, they gave you web space along with access to the Webs. And I can still access the FTP, 10 years after closing my account. 10 years. |
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dog belch and I clashed wills on a fairly regular basis, but once I realised that He's (capitalised with respect to His divinity) a good guy, it was too late. :( |
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shut the fuck up you useless bunch of shitwitted cunts |
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dog belch rocks my wanksocks |
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those who've ever thought of him as humourless cunt are the biggest of humourless cunts themselves and i mean the whole solar system |
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the good old days isnt defined by analord you fucking newbie,. you wanna fight huh= |
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a very nice guy and always funny |
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bump the truth! |
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