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i walked in the bathroom today and right when i walked in there was a loud shitting sound. i started to laugh but then it was my psyc teacher and he came out the stall. i was taking a piss at the urinal and he just walked by real fast and out and didnt say nothin. is that bad? |
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LOL, POOP JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! POOPIN'S FUNNY |
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Why do people take shits in public toilets? Embarrassment nearly always follows. |
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i've only ever had the urge to laugh when i could hear that there was ... severe trouble going on with the whole shitting process.. "FUCKK.... NNNNNNGHHH come on ye cunt fuckin NNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHH.... jaysis ... quaer fucker... quaer nnnnnNNNNNNGH" etc |
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it was right went i walked in and kind of abrupt. i wasnt expecting it and i just felt in danger for a second, then had a quick release and some laughter |
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ahahahahaha nice man |
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Yeah, he was trying to sneak out because he know his reputation was at stake.. since maybe the person who heard him would make a post about this on an internet messageboard. Too bad it wasn't your economics teacher. You could have filmed him, turned it into a memetic youtube sensation, made a ton of money then said 'how u like DEM economics, BIATCH!' only of course with more ebonics, blacky. |
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ever lived in a dorm? The communal shitters? You get used to it. I can not fathom how people shit in like burger king bathrooms or at the mall |
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Now I 3at 1 cup of oatmeal every night and my farts are down 94%! |
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Yeah it's bad, he didn't even wash his hands. |
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something awkward as this happened a few weeks ago, i went to the china gate with my friend at the mall. he went into the bathroom for like 45 minutes. eventually i walked in there to wash my hands, and he was like, "is that you man?" i said yes, and he started talking about movies. and then he suddenly released a huge splattering explosion of shitting noises and pissing, and was like "oops!" i left quickly, no telling how long he continued to talk to himself and he came back to the table later. awkward |
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How many people do you think knows the 'china gate' in your local mall? |
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china gate is a chinese buffet restaurant |
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really?! What a daft name. |
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Your psyc teacher? Are you studying at some institute for gifted mutants with an Autechre soundtrack piped through the PA? Your professor probably wasn't taking a dump, but giving birth to his evil twin with powers that far exceed his own. That or he'd had a bad pint in China Gate. |
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this thread is hilarious haha i never understood unisex toilets for this reason: many potential matches would be ruined by uncomfortable encounters of this sort |
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SHOULDA PLAYED HIM SOME DJ ASSAULT - ASS N TITIES |
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In addition to eating a cup of oatmeal every night, I also learned to poop using my stomach muscles more as that makes my hemorrhoids pop out less. Stay tuned for more pro tips! |
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LOL POOP, congs on not saying "meme" in your post for once, though. |
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When i was in highschool, i was in the cafeteria standing mext to an exit door, and someone walked in the door and my dress flew up because it was so windy out...about 8 tables or more saw it and it was excruciating. |
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Don't worry, tables can't even see. |
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+meme |
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thanks, you're right. |
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Oh god, fancy somebody walking in through an exit door, oh the SHAME. |
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That door is for 'exiting' outside and 'entering' the cafeteria. |
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Meme |
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once when camping i held a shit in for 5 days. i impressed myself. also, has no one ever heard of a landing pad? its a simple soloution to noise. in japan people used to flush to mask the noise, but found too much water was being wasted, so now they make toilets with a |
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I'm gonna make you my bitch's bitch. In other words, I'm going to promote you. |
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Someone will probably shit all over the buttons; we are humans after all. |
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Yeah you gotta put in a bunch of toilet paper before dumping. I had no idea it was called the LANDING PAD ! HUSTON, PREPARE THE LANDING PAD. EXITING THE ASSMOSPHERE. |
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