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[help] The noisiest music in the fucking world
 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 19:29 [#02192224]
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What is the noisiest music in the fucking world, what is
the most neighbour baiting collection of sounds ever
commited to vinyls or CD or even chrome cassette? What's the
sort of album you could put on dead, but dead loud, in order
to

a). Force an issue

and

b). Ideally, frighten a rat or two that are living a couple
of metres above your head in the roof?

What's so aggressive that even the faintest echo would cause
a child to shit itself and for the police to decide it's
better not to get involved? Does it exist?

Now Playing: (early) Butthole Surfers, the first Jesus
Lizard mini-lp, Grinning Ape, Quaristice Bonus CD, Mesmer
Variations, What the Beat. some other shit, etc.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-07 19:34 [#02192225]
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when i lived next to a chinese takeaway and they dumped
their shit in our bin we played motorhead on full blast and
then went out.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-07 19:49 [#02192227]
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fantomas and hella


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 19:55 [#02192228]
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Motorhead certainly appeals. Fantomas and hella I will
investigate.

Good job, fellahs.


 

offline freqy on 2008-04-07 20:02 [#02192230]
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i was just watching some heavy shite

2.10 sec in will scare even satan away from your area



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-07 20:06 [#02192231]
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The Grinning Ape


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 20:08 [#02192233]
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I think that just upset me rather than the neighbours or the
rats. But, thanks, seriously.


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 20:09 [#02192234]
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I think that just upset you rather than the neighbours or
the
rats. But, thanks, seriously.


 

offline freqy on 2008-04-07 20:17 [#02192235]
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if thats true....dude you better move if your neighbors like
that music and whatever you do dont upset em.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-07 20:19 [#02192237]
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some full tracks


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-07 20:26 [#02192240]
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hecker's sun pandamonium, but since i can't find the
samples, you can check out this


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-04-07 20:41 [#02192241]
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Merzbow's Pulse Demon is also good.

I spose you hate Venetian Snares, but I'm pretty sure Making
Orange Things is the most stupidly angry album ever made.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-07 20:46 [#02192242]
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anthony

you need to get this album for prepared piano and play it
really loud.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-04-07 20:49 [#02192243]
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Machine Gun by Peter Brötzman would do the job too. It's
jazz, it's called Machine Gun.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-04-07 20:50 [#02192244]
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BAD BRAINS!!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-07 20:55 [#02192245]
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keiji

you could also try some of his stuff with brotzman.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-07 20:57 [#02192246]
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born to be wild


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-07 21:01 [#02192247]
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maybe some trout mask replica


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-04-07 21:01 [#02192248]
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the hanatarash!!!!


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 21:12 [#02192250]
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I have to hand it to you, you chaps know some truly
appalling music, in the best sense of the word "appalling".
I'm checking and field testing..... everything, and so far
results are GOOD.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-07 21:19 [#02192253]
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Loop this for a few hours. It worked for me when
the girl downstairs insisted on playing Cascada every time
she got in from a night out. Or you could play Cascada I
guess.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-07 21:29 [#02192255]
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its gonna rain by steve reich?


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 21:32 [#02192256]
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SoulSeekLovers, GOOD NAME.

I only have very pleasant things by Steve Reich so
i will check out his Shit Awful tracks.


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-07 21:32 [#02192257]
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HAHAHAHA! Win!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-07 21:35 [#02192258]
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Grant Mitchell has never bettered the stunning vocal
performance he gives on this track.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-04-07 21:37 [#02192259]
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I love Cascada.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-07 22:46 [#02192261]
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lol christ


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-07 22:50 [#02192262]
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thats going on my mp3 player i cant stop grinning


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-07 23:00 [#02192263]
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Whitehouse


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-04-07 23:10 [#02192264]
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I wholeheartedly agree with hedpukkerr,

There is bad music, worse music, and then there is
Fantomas.
(and every other musical project Mike Patton's weasley
little face has come close to)


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-07 23:58 [#02192271]
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lightning bolt, wolf eyes, throbbing gristle,


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-08 00:27 [#02192276]
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this might be what you're looking for


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-08 01:00 [#02192278]
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this is possibly the most excited i have seen
"slipdrinkmats" in.... ever.


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2008-04-08 01:45 [#02192281]
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i think this is the right sound for you click now


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-08 02:06 [#02192284]
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Torturing Nurse is the answer, good sir. And here's
another clip of them, vastly different sounding to the first.


 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-08 02:15 [#02192286]
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dj tiesto
dj sammy


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-08 02:33 [#02192287]
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Merzbow's Merzbeat.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-04-08 02:39 [#02192288]
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You should try tormenting them with unidentifiable constant
sound instead.

Loop threnody to the vicims of Hiroshima at full volume all day while you leave
for work.

If the police are there when you get back, just say you had
really low bloodsugar, and had temporarily lost your hearing
when you left that morning, so you didn't hear that you'd
forgotten to turn it off.


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-04-08 03:22 [#02192292]
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THAT TRACK

amazing


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-08 03:48 [#02192295]
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+1 whitehouse

check: birdseed


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-08 03:50 [#02192296]
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bird seed.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-08 03:54 [#02192298]
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masonna is pretty hardcore as well..


 

offline Advocate on 2008-04-08 09:40 [#02192368]
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I put the album version of this track on repeat loud as
hell to scare and nauseate my neighbour who played
Counterstrike at nights. It helped.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-04-08 09:49 [#02192372]
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Try John Zorn's Spy Vs Spy


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-04-08 10:07 [#02192375]
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The only thing that "excites" me these days is the prospect
of getting back, or inconveniencing in any small way, those
who I perceive to have inconvenienced or wronged me. The
childish aspect of me that stamps its foot and goes "God,
it's so unfair" at every apparent injustice has
never, ever learnt to calm down and veiw things
philosophically.

Thanks everybody for these great suggestions, I actually
find aspects of them soothing. Nothing, but nothing can out
rage the broiling turmoil of my own inner being. Keep them
rolling in.


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-08 11:06 [#02192393]
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OMFG that thing is brilliant, can't believe I forgot about
it.


 

offline Nragzxer on 2008-04-08 13:32 [#02192459]
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Merzbow's Venereology is also a good runnerup for some sonic
mayhem.


 

offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2008-04-08 14:11 [#02192468]
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Melt Banana, Spaz, Anal Cunt, Massona, Pain Jerk, GG Allen,
Zarkowski, Venetian Snares - Making Orange Things


 

offline Sano on 2008-04-08 14:33 [#02192471]
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Apart from XLT and WATMM board members music, play some
recent Cylob tracks to finish the deal but I seem to recall
you actually like Cylob's recent efforts so...


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-04-08 14:44 [#02192477]
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omg, anal cunt and gg allen - how did i forget those gems?

also, you could just keep this on loop.


 


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