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PORICK
from fucking IRELAND on 2008-04-06 11:27 [#02191913]
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interesting article on james brown there.
lols:
Motherfucker was crazy,' says Gloria Daniel, a girlfriend he kept on the side for forty years. 'It was the drugs.'
One night in the summer of 2001, after he'd slathered her in Vaseline ('He liked you all greased up,' she says. 'Like a porkchop') and wore her out trying to come, he gave up and left the room, and Gloria dozed off. When she woke up, Mr. Brown was standing at the foot of the bed in a full-length mink coat over his bare chest, a black cowboy hat, and silk pajama pants with one leg tucked into a cowboy boot and the other hanging out. He had a shotgun over his shoulder and a white stripe of Noxzema under each eye. 'I'm an Indian tonight, baby,' he announced. 'C'mon, let's let 'em have it.' Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage. He took the Rolls, drove ten miles to Augusta, weaving all over the road, clipping mailboxes, smoking more dope, and screaming about being an Indian. Gloria kept thinking she should flag down a cop, say she'd been kidnapped.
Like she says, motherfucker was crazy on drugs.
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iiiiiiiiii
from Gloucester on 2008-04-06 11:35 [#02191914]
Points: 873 Status: Addict | Followup to PORICK: #02191913
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i thought you were gonna say he died.
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2008-04-06 12:49 [#02191935]
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it wasn't the drugs -- it was james brown!
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cronenburger
from Ireland on 2008-04-06 13:09 [#02191939]
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The drugs, to say nothing of the diabetes and the prostate cancer, made him impotent. “He tried like hell, though,” she says. “He’d wear you out. That man died trying to come.”
god bless.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-04-06 17:40 [#02192006]
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thats one of the coolest things ive ever heard of
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