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Hopefully they are prising his precious gun from his cold dead hands now. r.i.p. |
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I'll never forget him from Touch of Evil. r.i.p. |
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Good riddance. |
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haha, that made me laugh! |
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It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them! |
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They don't make 'em like Chuck anymore. |
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I'll never forget the way he opened my eyes to the damn dirty apes. R.I.P. Charles Intestine |
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my pigeons my pigeons. |
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Marlowe is the official XLT death announcer. |
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It's a position I treasure. |
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you'd be surprised how often i still say charles intestine. thats some funny shit. |
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I like the movie where he was a Airplane engineer or some shit and he got dropped from a helicopter into a cockpit of a 747. pretty badass |
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marlowe has an RSS feed of famous people dying hooked up to his alarm clock |
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some great films a prick anyway |
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but who isnt a prick anyway |
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He liked guns therefore he was a cunt. NOT. Great actor |
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rip, heston was great. |
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He liked guns therefore he was a cunt. yes. |
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He was great in Bowling for Columbine... |
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100 bucks says in his will that he wants his entire armory of firearms buried 100 feet beneath him. And one day terrorists will unearth the weapons cache. |
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gun but not forgotton |
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haha |
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I can understand. I used to really like Charlie Chaplin until I found out he liked swords. |
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yeah that silent bastard |
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this thread is comedy gold =) |
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why did i aim that to Russelldust ??? (cause im drunk?) |
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he pyramids were in construction The pharoah glowed with satisfaction But then to his immense surprise His empire fell before his eyes A hundred thousand busy slaves Downed their tools and stood and stared The Red seawalls stood like a canyon The pharoah pulled up in his wagon And saw within those walls of glass A herd of whales go racing past A hundred thousand fishy tales Crossed his mind about the day Then Charlton Heston put his vest on The broken tablets had been mended The golden calf had been up-ended And old folk sitting round the fire Would talk of voices from the sky Babies sailing down the Nile The recipe for locust pie A hundred thousand frogs per mile We'd always ask them to describe How Charlton Heston put his vest on Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal Shalt not commit adultery Boils the size of fifty pee Lights! Camel! Action! Bushes that refuse to burn See these sandals hardly worn Raining blood, raining bread The night we painted Egypt red Thou shalt not covet, shalt not lie Thou shalt not bonk your neighbour's wife The recipe for egg fried lice A hundred ways to kill a fly Love your daddy, love your mummy Put your bread in milk and honey Loved his fish, he did, he did Never beat the wife and kids Slouch though desert, slouch through sand Until we reach the promised land Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal Shalt not commit adultery Boils the size of fifty pee Lights! Camel! Action! |
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Stump is great. |
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word |
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woah, how'd i miss this? |
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I loved that scene in Waynes Wolrd 2 where they have a generic old guy giving them directions and they realize they have the budget to hire Heston and he steps in for the rest of the scene. |
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hahaha, awesome. |
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i used to like cavemen until i found out they used sticks and rocks to throw at people |
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I like how in Beneath the Planet of the Apes he presses the button to destroy the entire planet because he adjudges the apes not fit to live... great solution. |
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