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I bought a new HARD DRIVE for my gay piss drinking computer whore. After like an hour of fiddling with its cryptic horse fuckery, I figured out some stupid metal plate thingy ON the hard drive was preventing it from making a complete contact inside. Fine that is now solved an hour later. I got windows 2000 and MANAGED TO INSTALL IT HOLY SHIT!!! But wait it doesn't have DRIVERS, oh yes, the classic computer donkey punch that gets me every time. So I find this ass whore cd called 'ibm thinkpad t23 quick restore disc' (I can think of a few things wrong with that title) and figure, hmm, maybe this shiny little shit lick will have the DRIVERS on it. I put that in and try to run it through windows in the d drive but it just has a couple of cryptic norton ghost icons or something. So I restart the computer with that cd in (is this an entertaining story so far) and it says 'are you shiggidy sure you want to restore to the original setting and shit' and I'm all yeah, then it loads up to 95 percent just to toy with me before going G OI O GPPP BEEP BEEP GAY CAN'T COMPUTER ERROR. And that left me with no windows or anything left on the computer, PLUS no non-supercryptic way to REINSTALL it. I put the windows 2000 cd in again and it goes, 'oh look what I can do, BLANK SCREEN, isn't that a good trick???'. And setting other things to boot first in retard bios such as the d drive or some other ass hat thing doesn't help. Tacos. |
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shoulda asked your mom to help you with your puter |
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If I said "Fav+" and left it at that, would you be overwhelmed by the desire to kill cute and fuzzy animals? sorry to hear about your computer, but if it's really gay, as you say it is, you might try showing it your 3.5" floppy, if you catch my drift. |
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Ah, it did it... I see now... I see what happened. The computer found ANOTHER very indirect route to waste my time. It is an evil genius. It wanted me to waste my time writing the above post and THEN just magically decide to work. Oh, hi, I guess I'll work now- I just feel like it right now. It'll take another hour to RE install windows and STILL won't have the drivers, but it is, for the time being, sort of cooperating. |
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Windows 2000!?!? Holy macaroni, your computer sounds kinda vintage... Seriously, just get a new computer! |
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Text I've read on the internet seems to indicate that windows 2000 is 'better' than xp... then again maybe that text was written a super long time ago. Well for one thing 2000 doesn't have a search dog who can't find anything and reads books backwards. |
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oh god, you showed it the 3.5" floppy, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU! w M w is a technosexual. |
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VISTA OWNS ALL WINDOWS |
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hahahahaah technosexual... w M w: i feel your wrath...computers hate me too. |
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All you are is an SP, man. You are an SP. And you are doing nothing but making more PTS. If you even READ the Ethics book you would find out real quick that you are under suspicion of being known as an SP Declare under the Ethics Order. Ooh nelly. You are fucked. |
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hmm.. Well, I figured out that lots of drivers are in this folder called system32, a nice cryptic title. So I burned this whole folder to a cd which, naturally, had a 'non critical error' 3 times in a row. I also have to survive the 'wizard' to find and install the drivers, a program so helpful and magical it can only be called a wizard. To those of you who made comments, I am not reading them. Except for tragedy. Since we have so much in common, tragedy, and have been through so much together and become so close in this thread, you should probably show me your boobs. |
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in a search for drivers i found something cool though: search google for "index of" in quotes plus any type of file Doing it briefly I found otto von schirach mp3s, toejam and earl game wav sounds, PLUS MORE! |
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FUCK!! xp is not bad. you can set it to look like windows classic and forget that it was made after the millenium, and almost everyone makes drivers for XP so that shouldnt be much of a problem for you. |
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i just smoked a whole load of crack |
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ahankeferahunka ajankaferajunka ahankaferahunkacheeeeese! |
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If it makes you feel any better the speakers on my laptop broke (and the sound card is malfunctioning) so I had to send it away for 3 weeks. Major pain in the ass. Vista is alright, if you have like 5 hexobytes of ram to waste. |
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No, I still use Windows 2000 it's a solid OS. |
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98 ftw |
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my trusty Hp laptop has suited me well for the last couple years. |
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for some reason this was my favorite part "So I find this ass whore cd called 'ibm thinkpad t23 quick restore disc' (I can think of a few things wrong with that title) " |
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I wonder if the 'hard drive caddy' is even required. Maybe its some sort of necessary heat sink or something. It looks kinda like this: Other than that the computer is working now, so you can all rejoice. |
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this thread is making me change the point of view about the unhuman and cybertfart memeber wMw nice,hope luck. |
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