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look at the main forum page. count the threads. check the ratio of threads about music. it's more than a credit crunch, global anarchy is just around the corner. Satan Vs Religions. actually if you are anal, maybe keep a record below of the ratio you saw when you last checked and then it will be a good indicator over time of how pointless this forum (& everthing) is:- 6/15 = 40% (recently gone up actually, it was zero a while ago) |
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darling," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask...so...watchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and wordly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have hear about from other gurls...Numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he asks her... "You want...Garlic Chicken with Steam Vegetable??" |
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a young couple start to get frisky, the GF tells her BF that she wants to do "69"... but the Boyfriend doesn't know what a 69 is. the GF surprised says she can teach him how to 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction... suddenly the GF lets out a big fart directly on her BF's face. embarrassed, the GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay with it... 30 seconds later she farts in his face again....this time worse than before. The BF quickly throws her off of him, gets up, and yells.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more of those, you are FREAKIN MAD!" |
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making a thread about how theres no threads about music is still not making a thread about music and is therefore only adding to the non music discussion that isnt taking place in any of the threads on this website that you are protesting. you ULTRA CRITE !!! (<----this is kind of like being a hypocrite but much worse ) |
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except i did make a post about how good 808 state 90 album was but it has disappeared (?) so although it does look like that, it's not anyway, i never said that making posts about non-musical things was bad, it was just an observation, you cunt mincer with dead relatives |
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EVERY THREAD MUST BE ABOUT APHEX TWIN.......... because we are robots and can only handle the music of one person..... our creator adolf r d james sieg warp sieg warp long live XLtronic |
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haha! |
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ooooh disappearing threads is it now? God you ultra crytes are all the same first youre raggin on about how no one ever posts about music then youre raggin on about your threads dissapearin next youll be makin invisible threads about how music is like good and stuff but your CD's keep dissapearin and goin " it wasnt me officer, when i left the house i was fully clothed but my clothes just dissapeared and then i found myself doin squat thrusts over an old lady" you pathetic cunt with invisible cunt relatives take your 808 state and shove it up your cunt ! oh dear you made me make another unmusical post you fuckin____> hillary CUNT (on) ! |
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cool, ok :) |
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4/15 oh dear |
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i prefer music about threads lik "my adidas" by run-dmc |
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The board is not the same anymore. |
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