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so i went to see cloverfield. i quite enjoyed it to be honest, despite the fact that all these people we were getting up and leaving during the movie. So it got up to that bit where the hot emo girl gets bitten and starts bleeding from her eyes, then asplodes. I kinda was developing a boner for her over the course of the movie, and it was almsot raging, so when my penus went flaccid after she died I got kind of dissapointed. So anyway, i decided to go to the toilet and compose myself. I took a pee then shook myself off, contemplated continuing to shake it but I decided I had better go back to watch the movie, as it was getting a bit exciting. Anyway as I was walking to my seat which was int ehs econd back row, I noticed a guy in the back row kneeling down, facing away from the isle, directly behind where I was sitting in the row infront. So anyway, as I walked towards my seat i decided to see what was going on. Anyway, as i walked up I discovered he was kinda of on his knees doing this girl doggie style who was fully on her hands and knees. They were both pretty quiet, and I'm kind of surprised I didn't hear it earlier. i think its because their grunts kind of just mixed in with the sound effects of people running awayt from the big godzilla thing in the movie. Anyway, so, for the rest of the movie, I could every so often hear a thrust or something. I was kind of annoyed because a) the guy was doing a hot chick and had already lasted about 30 minutes and b) my penus was flaccid after almost getting a full boner. I eventually decided i should do something because it was starting to intrude onto my cloverfield experience. SO i kinda looked around and make it obvious to the guy that i knew what he was doing. He didn't even make eye contact with me. So I got some popcorn and lobbed it behind my head hoping to hit them so they realised they were busted and would stop. They didn't stop and right at the end of the movie, they had stopped. I didn't realise exactly when they stopped because I was engrossed in the |
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movie, but right at the end, someone from behind me touched the back of my ear, and it was really wet. I have no idea what it was. So i got up and siad wtf man? He smiled at me and the girl laughed. She was really hot and it pissed me off even more than thsi douchebag just banged this hot chick in the movie. So I said "**** you dude, break yourself". Then I punched him in the jaw. Everyone starting looking around at us, and the guy kinda took a step back. He tried to swing at me but I dodged it and uppercutted him and knocked him back into his seat. His girlfriend starting screaming so I just decided to leave the theatre and watch the end from the bottom. That way as soon as it finished I could leave and not worry about the guy trying to get back at me. Anyway the movie finished, and it was kind of annoying. THe monster didn't die and I don't know what happened. I left the theatre and walked to my car, but I heard sirens going, and I started to panic, so I started running. And police were on the scene, you know what I mean. They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends .If there was a problem yo I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. |
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ice cold |
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read the whole thing thought for sure i was going to get bel-air'd at the end. |
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sounds like your story was better than the actual movie. |
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haha, the ending is the best part apart from the bit where the guy did the money shot in your ear. |
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Good suprise ending. I was expecting to get freshrolled too. |
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i lol'd |
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