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offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2008-03-23 05:00 [#02187493]
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three traveling salesmen go to a farmhouse. they say 'can
you put us up for a night? the farmer goes 'ok, i got a big
bed, and the three of you i think could fit comfortably in
it.'
so they all lie down side by side, and go to sleep.

the next morning, they wake up, and the guy on one end of
the bed goes 'boy, i had a great dream last night! i dreamt
one girl was giving me a handjob!'.
and the guy on the other side on the bed goes 'wow! i had a
dream that a girl was giving me a handjob!'.
and the guy in the middle goes 'i had a dream i was
skiing"-



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-23 05:01 [#02187495]
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did you get the BIG BOOK OF DIRTY JOKES for christmas

 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-03-23 05:04 [#02187496]
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i dont get it

 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2008-03-23 05:09 [#02187498]
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gilbert gottfried does dirty jokes

 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2008-03-23 05:10 [#02187499]
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nice

 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-23 05:12 [#02187501]
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is that you impakt

 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-23 05:13 [#02187503]
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nice to see you,to see you nice.

 

offline epic chod on 2008-03-23 05:15 [#02187504]
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37% of all Statistics are just made up

 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2008-03-23 05:18 [#02187505]
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my girlfriend said 'fuck me eight inches and hurt me!'

so i fucked her twice with four inches and punched her in
the face.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-23 05:21 [#02187507]
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nonono its
give me 12 inches and make me bleed
so i fucked her twice and nutted her.

 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-03-23 06:55 [#02187523]
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A murderous pedophile and a 7 year old boy is walking
through a dark forest. The boy says "Gee, it's pretty scary
here". The dude says "Hey, think about me, i have to walk
home alone!"


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2008-03-23 07:32 [#02187532]
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'tis

 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-23 11:07 [#02187582]
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what's the best thing about fucking 24 year olds?

you get to fuck 20 of them.
(twenty four year olds)

 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-03-23 11:40 [#02187594]
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whats pink and smells of olive oil?

popeyes fingers

 

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