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For those who were wondering... |
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Relax. I was 13 before I lost my virginity, about 3 years later than most of the lads where I lived. |
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Kissed anyone? |
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Never. |
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whore house? |
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Are you 22 now? Wouldn't you consider a prostitute? |
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i lost mine at 20 no panic boy your time is gonna come |
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23 and a half |
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I honestly hope you get someone or something man, 'cos I know the feeling, and you surely don't deserve this. |
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CHRIST |
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go to a prostitute |
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so whats the problem? are you ugly or shy? |
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shugly |
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haha. |
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it's overrated don't worry |
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combos actually very handsome, one day he'll take me out to dinner and then back to his apartment for some lessons in trolling. one day. |
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Go to a protitute and get an AIDS/HERPES combo. |
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BS |
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If you want sex, you can get it. It's all anyone on this earth wants. It's the strongest instinct we have, maybe second to eating. If you haven't had sex it's because you don't want to, whether you like it or not. Which is fine, just don''t blame others. Maybe it's because you still say and a half when referring to your age? Not having a dig mate, just saying it's easy. |
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Whole topic is fake - |
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Maybe he wants to have sex with someone that doesn't make him physically ill to look at? |
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Maybe you're asexual...? You and Andy Warhol. Maybe. |
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warm apple pie |
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what a load of bull |
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either way, if you havent had sex then you need to find someone where together you dont think it matters. someone who will understand you, this would be needed regardless of if you had sex or not, so the goal you should have is exactly the same. if you have any fears regarding sex, i think you just need to be around females more, and if its deeper like social anxiety or otherwise then you need a psychiatrist prolly. either way, i dont think it matters, its how you connect with a person that counts.. |
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get a social network (friends) and meet someone in it |
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I'll fuck you. |
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goes well with the avatar |
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"Maybe it's because you still say and a half when referring to your age?" megalolz |
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try talking to the girl first, get to know her. don't just whip it out and jump on top of her, it doesn't work like that. |
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remember, as far as the objects of your desire are concerned you could have slept with 20 women. if you act like a virgin they will sense it a mile off. be confident, confidence is the biggest turn on for a woman, they love it. so act confident, even if you're not. |
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i think women can tell whether you're confident or not. |
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Although about 80% of the board are Virgins,Combo and Monoid are not. they are mocking you. |
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I suggest you go to a nightclub with your mates and get drunk and linger around on the dancefloor at the end of the night when everyone has had a bit to drink, then be daring and dance with some girls. Just dance close to them and smile at them; see how they react. They may look the other way or they may smile back and come and dance - then lean in and kiss. Not easy, but simple. |
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Here is waht you need to do. Chicks are PEOPLE TOO. Like you, they have hormones. Unlike you, those hormones don't make them constantly think about sex (usually). In fact, they are usually level headed around you losers and can read you like a book. You come off as creepy and fucking needy - MAJOR GODDAMN FAGGY TURNOFF. FIRST RULE. Women are the needy ones, NOT you. Control your pussy ass self and be strong. Next, do NOT talk to a chick horny. Jerk off before hand or don't approach. Your objective is to talk to her normally. Don't fucking force conversation, let her come to you a little bit OR not at all. There are fucking billions of women in the world, don't SETTLE you dumbass. Oh and you will fucking learn to be patient or you FAIL, bitch boy. You must make the chick interested in you. Telling her she's pretty, ISN'T IT. You want mutual respect, at first. Cheesy ass compliments aren't respect, son. Be sincere or appear to be. If she is into you, you'll fucking know it. Once you know it, then it begins. Fucking take an interest in her but not enough to make her think you idolize her. If she's superficial, compliment her. If she's down to earth, make her compliment you. Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady. |
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lol @ monoid giving chick advice |
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Thats what my psychiatrist told me |
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i thought i'd never say this but awesome post monoid! |
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I'm going to print out Monoids post and put it in my wallet |
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Women will give you a chance if you are funny but not quite that good looking. Be sarcastic and tease them a bit, be like a big brother. Oh, and wearing aviation goggles like Mystery doesn't hurt either. |
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honest lols |
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I'm going to come over when you least expect it and actually check that, so you'd better keep true to your word! |
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Nice copy pasta. |
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Had a wank over my ex girlfriend last night. I know it's wrong, but hey, fuck it, I've still got a key, and she's a heavy sleeper. |
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Oh come on, "women are: ..." this thread has gone to shit. PS. werd |
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Didn't have sex till I was 21. It's not all I imagined it to be. I'm bored with it actually, I prefer to masturbate and play video games, and tell my gf that I'm too busy to hang out. I just don't know what was more depressing, yearning sex for years or having sex and having to look for another life goal to fullfill. |
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happy easter everybody! |
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maybe you need another gf then? |
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maybe you need to full/fill another hole? |
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