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are you the farmer? |
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shouldn't you go to bed already? |
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stop saying that withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! |
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I've heard of worse mistakes. |
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monty, you terrible cunt! |
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'ive gone on holiday by mistake' quite possibly the best line from the film |
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What fucker said that? |
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monty you terrible cunt! |
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damned! heres a pair of blues! well say they had a farmers convention |
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that sounds nice |
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"i fuck arses"?.... who fucks arses? |
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my heart's beating like a fucked clock |
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i love that film. strange that the next time ralph brown and paul mc gann share the screen is in Alien 3. . . |
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I love the film, possibly every single line in it is a quotable comedy classic How dare you!? How dare you!? How dare you call me inhumane!? Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker! |
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"I'm going to have you! - Even if it's burglary!" |
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PERFUME PONSE! |
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We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now! |
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If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. |
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i could take DOUBLE anything u could. |
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who fucks arses maybe he fucks arses |
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youve got soup why havent i got any soup! |
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its coffee |
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I WATCHED WITHNAIL ON THE PROJECTOR YESTERDAY IT WAS FANTASTIC! HAVENT SEEN IT IN AGES... cheers earthleakage In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. 'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him. Look at Geoff Woade. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker! |
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