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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 13:49 [#02184597]
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open up observer
nothing can deter her
just another fuck-er
piece of bitch ass suck-er
all bitches own yo mother
no time now for a lover
xltronic make a fusser
time wasting idm discusser

peace


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-03-12 13:58 [#02184599]
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i said yo, your mum
does suk a lot of bum



 

offline Advocate on 2008-03-12 14:06 [#02184601]
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all you motherfuckers out there
better listen closely and give ear
to the motherfucking man or i'll tear
this bitch ass place apart and sear
my name on your forehead, queer


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 14:12 [#02184606]
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i see a man a erected
porn is now expected
further i inspected
with std now infected


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 14:20 [#02184612]
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british middle white man
also drives a white van
for ethnic people does he scan
irony in his spanish tan


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-12 14:24 [#02184613]
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I fucked ya mam
you cant deny
before i entered
i did finger pie.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-03-12 15:51 [#02184667]
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I don't understand why rap lyricism is treated so lightly -
it can contain some of the most complex rhythms and
structures of all verse, and contain great spiritual and
philosophical inquiries. But... it's always the shitty rap
lyrics that seem to be popularised... when we think of
sonnets, we think of the great Shakespearian sonnets, when
we think of modern poetry we think of people such as e e
cummings... but it seems that with rap, the shittest lyrics
are most often the most well known (with a few exceptions).
Is the media an ANTI-NIGGER MACHINE??


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-03-12 15:53 [#02184668]
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* I apologise, I forgot to mention The_Funkmaster's
great contributions to the poetry world... sincere apologies
for any offence caused by my discrepancy.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-03-12 15:58 [#02184675]
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hanals vinyls eels seals wheels


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 16:03 [#02184677]
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who said it's treated lightly?
my lyrics written tightly,
my passion shines so brightly,
like the breasts of keira knightley.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-03-12 16:09 [#02184679]
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Perfect example

Funky sex man naked, foresmith is bound to shoot the gift
Riff riff raff, rappers make me giggle giggle laugh
From the East coast to Texas, I kick a rhyme like Pele
Strolling knee deep, you take a peep, while my beeper beep
Catchin wreck one two one two achoo achoo achoo
Sneezing and pleasing, on your ear, verbal easing
Chocolate flows then drips down through your nose
Between your legs, I bend your head with beer kegs
True, I'm blue, the smith can't stick to doo-doo
Yo Chino we needle we brown with the King Crown
Rockin underground bound, and pullin girls panties down
Yo check it, yo step with, you puppet muppet nitwit
Energizing like forty volts, I'm shocking to your anal
With my goggles paisano, Spiderman against the Rhino
Leaping on your building, downtown Los Angeles
Scandalous man, shooting sperm in your perm
Leaving ways to dry, my urine dropping in your eye
Burning afro puffs, with that greasy sticky stuff
I get rough, and plant my seed into your rectum
Masterbating at warp speed, I pull up in your spectrum

Kool Keith makes me laugh but he ain't no lyrical genius as
some people claim...or is he.



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-12 16:10 [#02184680]
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good job guys.


Attached picture

 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 16:13 [#02184682]
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i said god damn


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-03-12 16:14 [#02184683]
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I'm a bit ambivalent to Kool Keith - his surrealism does
seem genuine (like David Lynch's), but sometimes he can be a
bit much... not a big fan of the Black Elvis record, but I
probably haven't listened to it with due care and attention
to form an absolute opinion.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-03-12 16:17 [#02184684]
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I think most of his stuff is rubbish.
I dunno if you have heard of the rapper Cage, he's was dying
to work with Keith for years but lost all respect for him
after he shared a car to the studio and Keith just wrote
random shit down on paper to rap when he got there.

So his genius is really just laziness and, in common with
most things these days, is overly celebrated.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-03-12 16:24 [#02184686]
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Movies For The Blind is one of my favourite albums,
although I was a little disappointed by the patchy
follow-up. I haven't heard that story before but Keith might
have been doing it deliberately, or it may be one of his
writing techniques, I dono... I quite like his Ultra stuff
and his Ultramagnetic MCs days were funky.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-12 16:27 [#02184687]
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I will buy 3 squeezes of your titties
how much will this cost i have 2 fifties
I like cheese
and cheesy beans
and eggy toast
i like to roast
space ghost coast to coast
has the most floast
please pass the toast
whore


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2008-03-12 16:37 [#02184688]
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Sunday is gloomy,
My hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows
I live with are numberless
Little white flowers
Will never awaken you
Not where the black coaches
Sorrow has taken you
Angels have no thoughts
Of ever returning you
Wouldnt they be angry
If I thought of joining you?


 

offline hexane on 2008-03-12 16:38 [#02184689]
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to quote keira knightley - "get that manly gear inside me"
you'd have to be high 'G, if u feel that you can ride me
lyrically that is..not sexually
my flexibility is next to that of a gymnast on ecstasy
SO DON"T BE TESTING ME

yea...



 

offline hexane on 2008-03-12 16:44 [#02184690]
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yea...

i gots the recipe/energy to cook these fucken lentils
properly,
so i can be strong and never drop it sloppily



 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-03-12 16:44 [#02184691]
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free-stylin---is---fo-foos
why dont you just copy and paste someone who rulez?

i wouldnt do it though, it's copyright
man my horny-ass cat is outta sight

she's screamin and-a bitchin, all of the time
all i can do is maybe rub her behind

pretty soon im about to feel sick

Aspirins by my side, and ill be listenin to Rick.

Bust it


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-03-12 16:50 [#02184692]
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one to the two to the three to the four
i'm robbing you blind after kicking in your door
motherfuck you motherfucking motherfuckers fucking mothers
don't care for your type or your younger brothers
unzip my johnson and then i piss upon your faces
i'm equal opportunity so i don't care about what your race
is
laugh at your stupid hair and teeth when you sleep
then shit in the glove box of your nans rusty jeep
i'm coming atchya like a dyslexic crazy midget ghost
i dribble in your sock draw, and then burn all your post
i'll stab your mailman and sell his gold teeth
then wipe my cocksnot on his widows cheap funeral wreath

peace
one love



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 17:01 [#02184700]
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cliff!


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-03-12 17:08 [#02184701]
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gangsta, that's the way i roll


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-12 17:10 [#02184704]
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the extremity is almost inconceivable!

indeed sir, you have set the standard


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-03-12 17:48 [#02184716]
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chigerdy check this out, one time for your mind...

fist fuck of fury, all up in your oiled anus
don't sweat a grimace, cos it ain't like it isn't painless
you take with pride, you take it very gracious
i love your kinky style, you're defintitely totally
shameless
i watch your burger nippled titties as they wobble hard
poke through your bra like a coin in a birthday card
smother my face with your tight round buttock
leave me jibber jabbering like howling mad murdoch



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2008-03-12 20:22 [#02184767]
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These Zilty niggas try to rhyme but theys still gay
Talk about aphex, I'm playin with your girl like j/k
You can duck out now and live to see another day
But when it comes you still screamin for help like fay wray
Don't try to front this shit is hotter than fresh crack
I bring it back like a boomerang bitch slap
Yall listenin so hard its like a niggas wire tapped
Fuck around you gonna need to get your tooth capped
This dicks so big it gave your lady post partum depression
Like she got rolled so hard shes got seratonin recessin'
I aint stressin, my dicks like 20 ecstacy's
And your still wonderin why your girls sittin next to me
When it comes to the big thing please believe I'm the next
to see
And I'm so smooth I should change my name to hennesey
I'm out.



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-12 20:28 [#02184770]
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billie holidays version of gloomy sunday is beyond amazing.
i'd love to find that on vinyl...


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-12 20:35 [#02184772]
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Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is a pie
When Im lifted, Im high
With new clothes on, Im fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
Yo, yo
A burglary is a jook, a woofs a crook
Mobb deep already explained the meanin of shook
If you caught a felony, you caught a f
If you got killed, you got left
If you got the dragon, you got bad breath
If you 730, that mean you crazy
Hit me on the hip means page me
Angel dust is sherm, if you got aids, you got the germ
If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned
Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats
Condoms is hats, critters is cracks
The food you eat is your grub
A victims a mark
A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart
Your apartment is your pad
Your old man is your dad
The studio is the lab and heated is mad
The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
A deuce is a honey thats ugly
If your girl is fine, shes a dime
A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine
If you in love, that mean you blind
Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
A very hard, long stare is a grill
If you sneakin to go see a girl, that mean you creepin
Smilin is cheesin, bleedin is leakin
Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin
Takin orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is a onion
A hotels a telly, a cell phones a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a l, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way Im freakin it
I talk with slang


 

offline hexane on 2008-03-12 21:12 [#02184773]
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Cliff, you own this thread


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-13 07:07 [#02184836]
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Yo is 'bout 9:00 AM in the MORNAN
I's a lil too early so Im YAWNAN
Check da EMAIL Viagra spam IT NEVAH FAILS
No word from any honeys or CDs that are fo SALE

So ah bail - ON OUT - to the workplace..
These biches lucky that I even want to SHAVE MY FACE
-RE-TAIL- is such a dis-GRACE
Its such in bad taste
Here's your order oh wait WHAT NOW its a SPRAY OF MACE

WHAT NOW? You can't buy shit
Can't even see OUT YO EYE cause it be BURN A BIT
Get out muh store, Unless u wanna buy more..
OF MY MACE THATS IN YA EYE NOW YOU BE CRYIN ALL DOWN ON DA
FLOOR


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-13 08:06 [#02184850]
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yo WHOS DAT down at da MARKETPLACE
pullin mad 20 dollah bills out da CHEVY CHASE
BANK
Spendin money on a SKANK
with 3 GOLD TEETH and her boob looks like a PANCAKE

It aint me
But I bet you dat its BILLY DEE
dat dude is OLD but his girl was born in '83
Lando Cal why you go da extra mile
FOR A 2 BIT HO DAT GOTS YO BROTHAS LOVE CHILD

dis aCUsation you may think may not be base in FACT
But you confUSed now cause dey told you Harvey Dent was
BLACK
It aint true, DA MEDIA BE LIE TO YOU
Just hear muh WORDS and you know you got da LITE OF TRUUF



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-13 08:30 [#02184857]
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this system of money
seems kind of funny
what i desperately desire
my greed on fire.
money i need
like a gorilla on speed.
new lcd tv i want
or a trip to vermont.
everlasting appetite
all my patience out of sight.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-13 08:54 [#02184861]
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Take time to read through Tragedy's it is pretty good


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-13 09:31 [#02184867]
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listen


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-13 09:37 [#02184870]
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nutty nutter
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
a butterfly did flutter, on the
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
what did I just mutter? it was
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
make room from all this clutter, for the
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
hand me my putter, and some
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
get your mind out 'the gutter, think of
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
use a knife (aka 'cutter), to spread
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER
your mom who's a slutter, will eat my
PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER

PEA-NUT-PEA-NUT-PEA-NUT-BUTT-ER


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-13 09:45 [#02184871]
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Is that wu tang or ghostface?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-13 09:53 [#02184874]
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big l


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-13 09:57 [#02184876]
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I wonder if RZA knows he can make more than one pattern.


 

offline staz on 2008-03-13 10:10 [#02184878]
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the tusssss


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-13 10:12 [#02184880]
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'cutter is a magical word


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-13 10:13 [#02184881]
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that just made the universe feel a whole lot smaller


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-13 10:18 [#02184884]
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maybe that isnt rza then but it sounds like his style


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-03-14 19:07 [#02185290]
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It sounds absolutely nothing like a RZA beat sounds more
like Premier.
Plus Big L sounds absolutely nothing like Ghostface, not
even close.



 

offline OK on 2008-03-14 19:57 [#02185297]
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yeah, yeah
uh, uh
yeah uh
give it up uh
give it up yeah
uh


 

offline Flappypants on 2008-03-16 00:07 [#02185566]
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I'm from the next block.
Check it, you're gonna get shocked.
I spit rhymes like babies spit mucus.
Getting owned, getting bit by a lupus.
Like a bullet, like a bomb, you better call your mom.
'Cause she's so stupid she's like Gustave le Bon.
Paradigm shifts from Aether to relativity.
If you can't get headshots, you best lower your
sensitivity.
BITCH.


 


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