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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-10 22:36 [#02183943]
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ha ha ha ha, get it? "Period", it's so small and point like,
I mean hello...


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2008-03-11 00:07 [#02183982]
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eh, right to the point. I like your dry, British wit.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2008-03-11 00:12 [#02183985]
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we where hanging around yesterday after the autechre concert
in a turkish falafel bar when suddenly we started talking
about donuts and my friend said choclit.

you get it ? choclit.

cho - clit

cho - CLIT

i'm still laughing


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2008-03-11 00:12 [#02183986]
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I'm on my .


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-11 00:14 [#02183987]
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You people actually go to autechre concerts and stuff on a
regular basis? I thought we were all just pretending to like
this music as a recurring inside joke or something.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-03-11 00:16 [#02183990]
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you mean there are actually other people on this board? i
thought everyone else here was just monoid dupe accounts.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-11 00:24 [#02183993]
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I'm gonna type you a message with my polydactyl fingers. Ok,
I just did that.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-03-11 00:56 [#02184002]
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polydactly? is that like a whole bunch of pterodactyls?

if so, awesome.


Attached picture

 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-03-11 02:21 [#02184006]
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dinoriders.. I used to have them all!


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-03-11 02:26 [#02184009]
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dinoriders > *


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-11 05:09 [#02184036]
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two women walk into a smelting factory

1 says, 'what's the price of this?'

2 says, 'the price of what?'

3 says, 'the price of that'

1 and 2 says, 'who are you?'

3 says, 'i'm the price lady'

fin


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-11 05:10 [#02184037]
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in my dream i considered shooting myself in the leg with a
harpoon so that i could get morphine from the ambulance


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-03-11 06:36 [#02184049]
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that means you like dinoriders over anal sex


 

offline freqy on 2008-03-11 07:58 [#02184065]
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NHS morphine

i had 2 ops when i hurt myself with objects (not my fault)
one time they gave me soome mmmmm nice stuff in my my arm i
felt mmmm so nice fluffy and goood

the second time this bitch injected this ice cold shit you
gonna die potion in my arm ....I said STOP IT it hurts...she
said 'huh (as in 'so what')'....I started crawling up the
hospital bed to get away from this woman , needle still in
arm screaming at the pain....i swear to god that wasnt
anything healthy in that syringe...i reckon the bitch was
flogging off the morphine and injecting her home made agony
juices.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-11 08:00 [#02184068]
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i had some in hospital too and it was like heaven


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-03-11 09:08 [#02184096]
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I also have thought of a joke.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2008-03-11 09:34 [#02184113]
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dino riders.. wow. awesome flashback.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-03-11 10:02 [#02184125]
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Coincidentally, just listening to Mark Kermode's film
reviews on the BBC Radio 5 website, and he just mentioned
polydactylism.


 

offline ozone from Warsaw (Poland) on 2008-04-30 18:15 [#02200092]
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?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-30 18:18 [#02200096]
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. .

double fun


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-30 18:50 [#02200126]
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dino riders are still fucking awesome.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-30 18:51 [#02200130]
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trying to think of a joke, brb


 

offline Ead1528 from Bucks County, PA (United States) on 2008-04-30 19:09 [#02200155]
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choCLIT Rain


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-04-30 19:11 [#02200157]
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goodness me. i forgot all about them.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2008-05-01 00:57 [#02200333]
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i like how everybody is shooting every laser


 


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