i met a girl who listens to aphex | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (2)
belb
recycle
...and 95 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614000
Today 3
Topics 127531
  
 
Messageboard index
i met a girl who listens to aphex
 

offline Matik from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-07 23:39 [#02182873]
Points: 24 Status: Lurker



should i just ask her to marry me now and get it over with?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-03-07 23:41 [#02182874]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



does she like smojphace though?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-07 23:43 [#02182875]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



girls who listen to aphex like to be tied up, so that's just
what you gotta do. tie her up, preferably in a basement to a
matras. then, if the love is still mutual, you can ask her
to marry you.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-03-07 23:44 [#02182876]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker



is she gorgeous?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-03-07 23:45 [#02182877]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to pulseclock: #02182876



only a non aphex twin fan could answer that objectively.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-03-07 23:53 [#02182882]
Points: 12420 Status: Regular



Everyone listens to Aphex Twin you know.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2008-03-08 00:10 [#02182884]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



lemmie guess, she likes avril 14th since she heard it in
that movie with Kirsten Dunst


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-03-08 02:14 [#02182897]
Points: 1543 Status: Lurker | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02182882



who is the aphex twins ?


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-03-08 04:00 [#02182910]
Points: 4667 Status: Lurker



Lots of girls like Aphex Twin if you play it to them. Even
my sister loves Windowlicker. I'm sure the video helps.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2008-03-08 04:19 [#02182918]
Points: 3974 Status: Lurker | Followup to Matik: #02182873 | Show recordbag



for sure


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-03-08 04:27 [#02182919]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular



run, run as quick as you can!


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-03-08 04:57 [#02182929]
Points: 1543 Status: Lurker | Followup to Falito: #02182918



lolito


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-08 06:15 [#02182950]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



it's rare to find a girl who listens to aphex. so yes, marry
her posthaste


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-03-08 07:05 [#02182958]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker



Lots of girls listen to aphex. It's not particularly
inaccessible music really.



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-08 09:21 [#02182986]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker | Followup to Matik: #02182873



yes. but you should spike her drink with accid, and put come
to daddy or milk man really loud on with lots of bass and
put flashing lights on and scream "will you marry me" in her
ear.
then she'll never forget it.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-08 09:22 [#02182987]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to tragedy: #02182986 | Show recordbag



lol


 

offline diamondtron on 2008-03-08 09:48 [#02182994]
Points: 1138 Status: Lurker



if the thought of combining yourself with her to produce a
bionic sprog feels good to you, then definitely ask her to
marry you and get a bun in the oven as soon as possible!
if you are vaguely unsure tho, sod her off and stick to
people that don't care.
mind you loads of people that listen to afx listen to NiN,
oh god


 

offline Matik from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 11:00 [#02183024]
Points: 24 Status: Lurker



she's very beautiful, but that seems almost unimportant at
this point.

i was helping my friend chop veggies at a dinner party when
the music suddenly changed. it was Alberto Balsalm, quite
possibly my favorite song of all time. i looked across the
room and there is this gorgeous creature standing next to
the stereo, flipping through a black cd binder. i could
have cut my entire hand off without noticing.

i don't remember walking over next to her, i think i may
have hovered, and then there i stood with no plan, no words
in my head to say, just a kind of pleasant buzz, even though
i hadn't drank.

she looked at me and then she said that she was sorry for
changing the music, but that this was the only kind of stuff
she ever listened to anymore. my friends think i have a
problem, she added.

i heard myself speaking, somehow, asking if i could see her
cd case. it was a large, black, case logic with random
shapes drawn in white-out on the front. when i opened the
first page i think my heart may have stopped for a second.
drukqs 1 and 2. i flipped the page and stared at the next 4
discs. keep in mind, i don't live in the UK, i live in the
USA, in Oregon, no less, and no one here listens to IDM.
i'm the one who's friends think he's wierd cuz he listens to
"techno". so i just stared for a bit, starting to think
maybe i was dreaming.

SAW 85-92, SAW II- both discs, and RDJ album. she seriously
had everything, even a few burned cd's with titles such as
"analord 1-4" and "fast aphex acid mix '06".

it was like i was looking through my own cd collection.
after the aphex came mum, almost every album. i think i saw
a couple boards of canada albums and she had just one
autechre cd, amber. there was some stuff i'd never heard
of, but i could tell from the names it was most likely
electronic music.

i went out to my car and got my "techno" case and then we
talked and talked about music all night and she gave me a
burned cd i'd never heard of, "akufen - my way" and i gave


 

offline Matik from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 11:02 [#02183025]
Points: 24 Status: Lurker



ehem, and i gave her the tuss.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-08 11:03 [#02183028]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to Matik: #02183024 | Show recordbag



it's like a perfect dream


 

offline cronenburger from Ireland on 2008-03-08 11:04 [#02183030]
Points: 456 Status: Lurker



OMG


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-08 11:04 [#02183031]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to Matik: #02183025 | Show recordbag



the tuss = your heart


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-03-08 11:17 [#02183039]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker



the tuss = the clap


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-03-08 11:20 [#02183040]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



Here ex boyfriend use to listen to aphextwin. And she wants
to sound cool infront of you so "she" listens to aphex.

She sucked his cock while listening to Boards of Canada too
!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2008-03-08 11:20 [#02183042]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker | Followup to Matik: #02182873



I bet she is ugly


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-03-08 11:21 [#02183043]
Points: 873 Status: Addict



post pics


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2008-03-08 11:31 [#02183045]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



maybe lots of girls in the UK listen to aphex.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2008-03-08 11:54 [#02183058]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



Always and only like girls that are exactly the same as you.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-03-08 12:09 [#02183059]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



That's the secret to Nigel and I's relationship :)


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-03-08 12:10 [#02183060]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



Oh that reminds me Nigel, we're gay live with it.


 

offline Advocate on 2008-03-08 12:13 [#02183063]
Points: 3319 Status: Lurker



This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Awww.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-03-08 12:13 [#02183064]
Points: 1543 Status: Lurker | Followup to Matik: #02183025



does she like midget porn ?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-08 12:18 [#02183069]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



i pissed on my boyfriend last nite... i'm just saying....


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-08 12:26 [#02183074]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #02183069



geez.

i hope he pissed back


 

offline staz on 2008-03-08 13:34 [#02183097]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



APHEX
THE TUSS
ACID

IT'S CONVERGENCE
iT*'S MADNESS
iT'S FUCKING
MAD MAN

ACID


 

offline staz on 2008-03-08 13:35 [#02183099]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



fast
aphex

acid

ASCII acid


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-08 13:46 [#02183100]
Points: 2302 Status: Regular



i bet she takes it up the shitter.


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-03-08 14:13 [#02183110]
Points: 873 Status: Addict



post pics


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-08 14:21 [#02183113]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker | Followup to goDel: #02183074



no but he did the laundry today....

i agree...post pics.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-08 14:24 [#02183116]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



Tell here to get her rat out.


 

offline Matik from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 17:21 [#02183199]
Points: 24 Status: Lurker



i've only seen her the once, but i got her number from a
friend and called her today. she's very easy for me to talk
to and we had a pretty long conversation about books and
movies and then i heard myself ask her if she'd like to come
over to my house tonight so i could cook her dinner. she
said she would like that very much. the only problem is i
can't cook anything other than like fried eggs or grilled
cheese. i think i only own one fork, too. hmmm.


 

offline Matik from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 17:22 [#02183200]
Points: 24 Status: Lurker



oh and i promise i will never post a pic, ever.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-08 17:23 [#02183202]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to Matik: #02183200 | Show recordbag



is that because she looks like a goose?


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-08 17:39 [#02183213]
Points: 4211 Status: Regular | Followup to Matik: #02183199 | Show recordbag



Relax, it'll be just fine.


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-03-08 17:43 [#02183216]
Points: 873 Status: Addict | Followup to Raz0rBlade_uk: #02183202



would you rather shag a goose or a man


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-03-08 17:57 [#02183217]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



how about a gooseman?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-03-09 16:41 [#02183507]
Points: 31218 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



i've managed to make my gf listen to aphex and don't be left


 

offline yann_g from now on 2008-03-09 18:11 [#02183542]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker



does she have a pierced clit?


 

offline yann_g from now on 2008-03-09 18:13 [#02183546]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #02182986



LOL


 

offline stoz on 2008-03-09 18:16 [#02183551]
Points: 168 Status: Lurker



nice one she sounds like a keeper. i remember wen i went to
see aphex twin saying to my mte that any nice girls there
would be keepers, but got too fucked up to chat to any.
besides who goes to a rave to pull.


 


Messageboard index