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Matik
from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-07 23:39 [#02182873]
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should i just ask her to marry me now and get it over with?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2008-03-07 23:41 [#02182874]
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does she like smojphace though?
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-07 23:43 [#02182875]
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girls who listen to aphex like to be tied up, so that's just what you gotta do. tie her up, preferably in a basement to a matras. then, if the love is still mutual, you can ask her to marry you.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2008-03-07 23:44 [#02182876]
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is she gorgeous?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2008-03-07 23:45 [#02182877]
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only a non aphex twin fan could answer that objectively.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2008-03-07 23:53 [#02182882]
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Everyone listens to Aphex Twin you know.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2008-03-08 00:10 [#02182884]
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lemmie guess, she likes avril 14th since she heard it in that movie with Kirsten Dunst
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yoyoyo
from cornwall on 2008-03-08 02:14 [#02182897]
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who is the aphex twins ?
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-03-08 04:00 [#02182910]
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Lots of girls like Aphex Twin if you play it to them. Even my sister loves Windowlicker. I'm sure the video helps.
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2008-03-08 04:19 [#02182918]
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for sure
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-03-08 04:27 [#02182919]
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run, run as quick as you can!
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yoyoyo
from cornwall on 2008-03-08 04:57 [#02182929]
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lolito
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-03-08 06:15 [#02182950]
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it's rare to find a girl who listens to aphex. so yes, marry her posthaste
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dave_g
from United Kingdom on 2008-03-08 07:05 [#02182958]
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Lots of girls listen to aphex. It's not particularly inaccessible music really.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-08 09:21 [#02182986]
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yes. but you should spike her drink with accid, and put come to daddy or milk man really loud on with lots of bass and put flashing lights on and scream "will you marry me" in her ear.
then she'll never forget it.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-03-08 09:22 [#02182987]
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lol
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diamondtron
on 2008-03-08 09:48 [#02182994]
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if the thought of combining yourself with her to produce a bionic sprog feels good to you, then definitely ask her to marry you and get a bun in the oven as soon as possible!
if you are vaguely unsure tho, sod her off and stick to people that don't care.
mind you loads of people that listen to afx listen to NiN, oh god
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Matik
from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 11:00 [#02183024]
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she's very beautiful, but that seems almost unimportant at this point.
i was helping my friend chop veggies at a dinner party when the music suddenly changed. it was Alberto Balsalm, quite possibly my favorite song of all time. i looked across the room and there is this gorgeous creature standing next to the stereo, flipping through a black cd binder. i could have cut my entire hand off without noticing.
i don't remember walking over next to her, i think i may have hovered, and then there i stood with no plan, no words in my head to say, just a kind of pleasant buzz, even though i hadn't drank.
she looked at me and then she said that she was sorry for changing the music, but that this was the only kind of stuff she ever listened to anymore. my friends think i have a problem, she added.
i heard myself speaking, somehow, asking if i could see her cd case. it was a large, black, case logic with random shapes drawn in white-out on the front. when i opened the first page i think my heart may have stopped for a second. drukqs 1 and 2. i flipped the page and stared at the next 4 discs. keep in mind, i don't live in the UK, i live in the USA, in Oregon, no less, and no one here listens to IDM. i'm the one who's friends think he's wierd cuz he listens to "techno". so i just stared for a bit, starting to think maybe i was dreaming.
SAW 85-92, SAW II- both discs, and RDJ album. she seriously had everything, even a few burned cd's with titles such as "analord 1-4" and "fast aphex acid mix '06".
it was like i was looking through my own cd collection. after the aphex came mum, almost every album. i think i saw a couple boards of canada albums and she had just one autechre cd, amber. there was some stuff i'd never heard of, but i could tell from the names it was most likely electronic music.
i went out to my car and got my "techno" case and then we talked and talked about music all night and she gave me a burned cd i'd never heard of, "akufen - my way" and i gave
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Matik
from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 11:02 [#02183025]
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ehem, and i gave her the tuss.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-03-08 11:03 [#02183028]
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it's like a perfect dream
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cronenburger
from Ireland on 2008-03-08 11:04 [#02183030]
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OMG
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-03-08 11:04 [#02183031]
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the tuss = your heart
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dave_g
from United Kingdom on 2008-03-08 11:17 [#02183039]
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the tuss = the clap
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-03-08 11:20 [#02183040]
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Here ex boyfriend use to listen to aphextwin. And she wants to sound cool infront of you so "she" listens to aphex.
She sucked his cock while listening to Boards of Canada too !
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2008-03-08 11:20 [#02183042]
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I bet she is ugly
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iiiiiiiiii
from Gloucester on 2008-03-08 11:21 [#02183043]
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post pics
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2008-03-08 11:31 [#02183045]
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maybe lots of girls in the UK listen to aphex.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2008-03-08 11:54 [#02183058]
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Always and only like girls that are exactly the same as you.
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-03-08 12:09 [#02183059]
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That's the secret to Nigel and I's relationship :)
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-03-08 12:10 [#02183060]
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Oh that reminds me Nigel, we're gay live with it.
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Advocate
on 2008-03-08 12:13 [#02183063]
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This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Awww.
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yoyoyo
from cornwall on 2008-03-08 12:13 [#02183064]
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does she like midget porn ?
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-08 12:18 [#02183069]
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i pissed on my boyfriend last nite... i'm just saying....
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-08 12:26 [#02183074]
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geez.
i hope he pissed back
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staz
on 2008-03-08 13:34 [#02183097]
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APHEX THE TUSS ACID
IT'S CONVERGENCE iT*'S MADNESS iT'S FUCKING MAD MAN
ACID
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staz
on 2008-03-08 13:35 [#02183099]
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fast aphex
acid
ASCII acid
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1up
from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-08 13:46 [#02183100]
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i bet she takes it up the shitter.
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iiiiiiiiii
from Gloucester on 2008-03-08 14:13 [#02183110]
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post pics
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-08 14:21 [#02183113]
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no but he did the laundry today....
i agree...post pics.
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bob
from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-08 14:24 [#02183116]
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Tell here to get her rat out.
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Matik
from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 17:21 [#02183199]
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i've only seen her the once, but i got her number from a friend and called her today. she's very easy for me to talk to and we had a pretty long conversation about books and movies and then i heard myself ask her if she'd like to come over to my house tonight so i could cook her dinner. she said she would like that very much. the only problem is i can't cook anything other than like fried eggs or grilled cheese. i think i only own one fork, too. hmmm.
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Matik
from Oregon (United States) on 2008-03-08 17:22 [#02183200]
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oh and i promise i will never post a pic, ever.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-03-08 17:23 [#02183202]
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is that because she looks like a goose?
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-03-08 17:39 [#02183213]
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Relax, it'll be just fine.
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iiiiiiiiii
from Gloucester on 2008-03-08 17:43 [#02183216]
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would you rather shag a goose or a man
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-03-08 17:57 [#02183217]
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how about a gooseman?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2008-03-09 16:41 [#02183507]
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i've managed to make my gf listen to aphex and don't be left
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yann_g
from now on 2008-03-09 18:11 [#02183542]
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does she have a pierced clit?
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yann_g
from now on 2008-03-09 18:13 [#02183546]
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LOL
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stoz
on 2008-03-09 18:16 [#02183551]
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nice one she sounds like a keeper. i remember wen i went to see aphex twin saying to my mte that any nice girls there would be keepers, but got too fucked up to chat to any. besides who goes to a rave to pull.
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