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mouseover="http://www.iusedtobelieve.com/body_functions/far ting/" :/ |
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no the site is really good i just chose a funny category |
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it is genuinely really cool. you've got to believe me! |
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i can't believe the shit some parents/elders tell kids. "when i was young, my aunt would tell me and my cousin that if we fart, she would call the children police and that they would come and arrest us in the middle of night! i would always try to hold it in or wouldn't sleep to see what happens if my brother farts!" "When I was about six or seven my Dad told me that the hospital sold corks for children who farted too much to hold it all in! I believed him for quite some time.... at least it got me to go away from him to fart I guess." some people are seriously fucked up. |
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"my dad used to tell me it's normal for santa to have sex with you" |
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it's really cool it's got loads of little stories of what people used to believe when they were kids |
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actually it kind of disturbed me, i believed a lot of weird shit when i was a kid, but none of them were because my parents had flat out lied to me. when i was about 4 i used to think that when it rained it was god peeing, and when it snowed he was pooping. thus in a crazy winter storm, it was literally a "shit storm." of course, this is cuz i heard other kids talking about this god character - thankfully i grew out of it in a year or so. |
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virginpusher you made people not trust my perfectly innocent thread :'( |
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what i can't believe is that some people (including children) think that girls don't fart. |
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"If you click a pen to much you will disappear" lol |
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Good stuff. ''I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth. (Simon & Garfunkel)'' Good stuff. |
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"I was sitting in the car when I was about 5 and saw crumbs from potato chips all crushed up on the seat and I asked 'Mummy, are they my farts?' my mother had no idea what to say..." |
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Is this a confession site for virgins? Looks like it to me. |
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