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i wrote you a poem: bees, barnacles, egg scissors. |
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i wrote you a verdict: rubbish. |
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well i'm definately not writing you a poem now. |
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it's rubbish. where's the effort? i still think you're attractive, tho. |
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I wrote this poem as a tribute to yours, its multimedia: I shed a tear Due to the beauty above My shed did not cry As tear duct don’t exist in wooden structures The tears flowed Caused by Mr. iiiiiiiiii's intoxicating incantation However my shed cries due to the non beauty below: http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery /2004/05/26/timzaccheo.jpg |
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I HAVE TO GET DRUNK, BEOFRE I CAN GO OUT TO THE BARS AND GET DRUNK. |
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you need to write me one to hone your writing skills. |
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i spent nearly 3 minutes on that. |
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marlowe has a big brown 'o' cos he takes it up the bum he he har har ho hum. |
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oh the lengths some men will go to for doing a fuck in a girls arse |
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my bumhole would be brown because that's where poop comes out, not because that's where a cock intruded. Back to the school books with you! |
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SERVE YOUR COUNTRY. |
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dear mr. oscillik, during recent message board activity you state it is possible to do sex in a ladies bottom. since when has this been allowed? i remember not learning of this in our current labour governments manifesto at the last general election. yours sincerely monsoir teeth |
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"possible to do a sex in a ladies bottom." |
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if the ladies bottom was large enough and the two sexers were small enough i assume it would be possible to do sex in a ladies bottom or anyone elses bottom eg two gay midgets could possibly make love up the bottom of andrea the giant the wrestler if well oiled and if andrea was alive and he permitted such an act |
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I played a melancholy version of the Dr Who theme on my keyboard esp. for you. |
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thanks |
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wizards teeth just to show how long its been since ive been on xltronic.... how come you dont finish your posts with so says wizards teeth? anyways its 1 29 and i need to enter the land of sane sleep! good night dudes and dudettes |
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I dont think I ever did I shall start if you would like me to So says wizards teeth |
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