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is it ok to chat up her twin sister? |
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if she's your ex she's not really cheating on you is she? |
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she's my ex BECAUSE cheated on me u clever bastard |
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in that case i'd think its almost necessary to chat up her sister just to try to an emotional blow in. wink wink nudge nudge |
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A: have a crywank, a jammy dodger and stop imagining alternative universes. jesus still loves you. |
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try to get |
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com on she wants me |
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if she wants you then what the fuck are you waiting for? |
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she needs "convincing" |
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just say "hey i wanna get even with your sister" |
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look its cost me a tenner on the phone so far. so i need some advice. |
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Its okay to cut her body to pieces and send it to her loved ones. |
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THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SNOPES! |
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we can help with that. |
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so this is real? if so, thats interesting as I've never met a pair of fit twins before (seriously).... By my estimation, I'd say you've got a rare opportunity on your hands mr. earthleakage. |
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you should consider dating her mom as well |
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Don't be a bad person and make her sister do something she might regret... or is it serious between you and her sister? If it is, you have my blessing - and some weird akward shit coming up.... |
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Dress her up like your EX. |
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i don't know, what do you think is the best thing to do mr. earthleakage? |
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of course....alls fair in love in war....and random hookups? |
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For sure sir. Perhaps send a photo of her face covered in jizz to her sister too, maybe with a caption "Skin Cream Provided By Pete" |
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rj says [x] yes |
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I don't understand the dilemma. |
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What's that line in the Pulp song, "Babies"? "I only went with her cause she looks like you - MY GOD!" You could use that as a line, even the dramatic "My GOD!" at the end. Are these identical twin sisters? Wouldn't it be a bit weird? It's the kind of thing you'd see on one of those mid morning TV programs, where you all come on and tell your story and the audience bays for the bad pantomime horse's blood, whilst the sisters wrestle on the floor in an not unappealing semi-erotic lesbo incest tuss¡e. Did you deserve to be cheated on,had you let yourself go, blowing off in bed and not shaving, unaware that some well groomed hunk had started frequenting the pub.Did she find out which record you'd released in 1992? Was this information too much, did it drive her away? Did she not like WTTPD? I don't think she was suitable for you, I think you need a fresh start, join The Guardian dating site. Or forget about women, they're all just a pain. |
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i want this feeling keep on |
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hey yavo! I finally bought a couple of those Fletch books. . . great stuff. I read the first one in a day and now I'm onto Confess, Fletch. Thanks for the recommendations all those years ago! |
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Hey Paul! No probs - I've still only read the first one, one day I'll go nuts n get the rest - where you getting them, amazon foreign orders? No sign of any of em in bookstores. |
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a lot taller, a lot slimmer and not identical but loves wind street. i cant go wrong |
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LOL |
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Yeah I got 'em from the Amazon marketplace, dirt fucking cheap too :] |
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