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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-02 19:16 [#02171059]
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hi fuckfaces,

um, so I thought of an idea to exploit the fame of 'stars'
(you know those fags like John Travolta who are called stars
because they soar so much higher than the rest of us and
deserve our humble admiration and respect). Well get like a
STAMP, you can buy like inkpads at 'stores' or something.
But N-E-WAY lol, you make a stamp that maybe has your own
shitty music website or some stupid sucky shit you want to
promote. Well N-E-WAY, the plan, see, is, see, you go up to
some random asshat star, maybe pretend to ask for an
autograph or something then stamp your website all over
their face and body and clothes, etc as much as possible
before The Star's bodygaurds and private army they can
afford take you away. You'll get some lame slap on the wrist
but TONS of media coverage. Every stupid fag news channel
will be all like, this is TOP STORY NEWS because a Star is
involved! Then stupid news fags print fag story, and fag
humans read news and be all like discussing it 'n shit. Then
you wait like 10 days and do it again to another star, etc.
Your site will generate so much traffic eventually, pretty
much regardless of the content that you'll be a millionaire
soon from ad traffic and then YOU'LL be a star! Also sorry
for logging back in before the month was up.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-02-02 19:18 [#02171060]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-02-02 19:20 [#02171062]
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thats a good idea


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-02-02 19:21 [#02171064]
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and yeah it's a damn good idea. I would do it if there were
any holywood stars in my area.


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-02-02 19:23 [#02171065]
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hi! im bradley michael fahrtz.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-02 19:29 [#02171068]
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Seriously, not even joking it would work. I'm too
introverted to do it myself. If you need more tips, I would
definately evolve a more concrete strategy before actually
doing it. For example it would be best if you had a buddy
film each incident, then put the films on your site. You
might have to watch out for scientology retaliation even
though they're all just fags.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-02-02 19:54 [#02171069]
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hahahahahaha


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-02-02 19:54 [#02171070]
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what


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-02 19:57 [#02171072]
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You could always bring some child-boys to your hut and kill
their bodies with ink to get famous. Smother them in dead
crows for an extra bonus dose in fame.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-02-02 21:38 [#02171091]
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manchild-boys?


 

offline nacmat on 2008-02-03 01:46 [#02171110]
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man, this wmw geek is posting a lot lately... have you been
fired from work or something?
maybe you won the lottery?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-03 03:02 [#02171112]
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One month off from xlt starting now!


 

offline freqy on 2008-02-03 05:53 [#02171128]
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even if it was on bbc and said winamillion.com on j
trevoltings face i would still ask for my tv licience money
back.

hahaha only kidding (well not ) but it is a rather special
idea that if you could be arsed would earn you lots of
money.

do it ...so we can all see it happen from our comfy chairs
..then drool at your cash flow and chicks n stuff.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-02-03 06:50 [#02171135]
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do it!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-02-03 08:05 [#02171149]
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nacmat: 30,710 posts.

w M w: 16, 427 posts.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-02-03 08:24 [#02171152]
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Hey you've been such a dick lately.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-02-03 08:57 [#02171161]
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celebrity happy stamping?

hmmmmnnnn?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-03 11:27 [#02171198]
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Or make your site 'ifartoncelebrities.com' and sell videos
of you farting on them.


 

offline nacmat on 2008-02-06 16:02 [#02172607]
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err , really?

I rarely post and when I do its mainly about music, but hey,
you could be right, because you are cool


 


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