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vinyls and cornwall |
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IDM poignancy |
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REAL TALK. |
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eels |
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In my hovercraft? |
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shit, that's one hell of a new concept for a movie "Eels on a hovercraft" |
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"Eels on a motherfuckin hovercraft" |
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They shouldn't use Samuel L. Jackson though. Someone with a more "eely" personality. EDDIE MURPHY |
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"eels on this motherfucking hovercraft bitch!" |
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Then he would pull out a gun and co-star Heath Ledger would come out in a tux with a gun also. |
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im sick and tired of these elongated, snakelike marine or freshwater fishes of the order Apodes, having no ventral fins on this winged vehicle |
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radio edit |
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best+ |
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vinyls on a motherfucking plane to cornwall |
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i want your babys |
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i want your vinyls and your disco balls |
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eddie murphy on a hovercraft hunting eels on the river severn in gloucester uk........ now thats a movie and a half |
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he's a retired DJ who specialised in vinyls from cornwall, he also knows every martial art except the one that eels use. |
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Which, thankfully, is why he'll meet up with a beautiful blonde Eel-specialist who knows how they think. |
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Is that Victoria Beckham in a leopard print dress? |
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She's specialised in the art of Japanese pussy eels squirting. |
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good one. i would see that one |
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with 3D-glasses |
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That will come in handy against the alpha eel, whose blackmagic can only be defeated by precisely placed vaginal squirts. |
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yes,and her twat stinks. |
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Racist |
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I do so enjoy your quaint British subtlety |
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Ha! |
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But I like black people. I had some great friends until my family sold them. |
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there will be eels |
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I used to fuck guys like you in prison |
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eww you used to fuck guys? |
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i like the way the hook comes right outta its eye |
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