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To be Rob Brown and have Gl0tch come up to you banging on about Lentic Catachresis whilst you're trying to order saveloy and chips and a can of Fanta. Hugo Chavez going on at you in a public seminar. To be near the bottom on Phobiazero's "To Do" list. |
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to die being tortured to be pointed at by a 1000 people to be the last one alive after my entire family died... and more.... didnt know if i had to pick one of your suggestions SDM |
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*points at Akira* ...only 999 more... |
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*points at Akira* I guess being shat on is something i wouldn't like |
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*shits on fah* *points at akira* *becomes hugo chavez* |
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*points at Akira* |
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*points at Akira* |
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*sticks finger in butt then points pelvis at Akira* *also controls my weiner like a puppet and makes that point at him too* Hmm... somethin' I wouldn't like... let... me... see... let... me... see... I wouldn't like to have all my finger joints bent completely backwards while my head is in a dome filled with baby cockroaches and every time I make any movements they get scared and run inside my ears or nose and pretty soon my nose is all plugged up with them so I have to breath with my mouth then they go in my mouth, and while this is happening I have to listen to phil collins plus my feet are in some sort of acid bath. |
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to be Cylob when your family asks you what you do for a living |
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*points at Akira* |
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*gives 1up a mirror angled at akira then points at 1up* |
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I wouldn't like to get my penis stomped on by a horse. Or my vagina either. *teaches akira euclidean geometry then when I get to the part about points just points at him instead* |
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*recarves everyone on mt rushmore to point at akira* *points all ten fingers, ten toes and head at akira at the same time* *points at akira and says 'pull my finger'* *goes to akira's birthday party disguised as a magician and makes a giraffe balloon animal for him, but when he grabs it I hold the back legs thus somehow making it transform into a finger pointing at him* *buys a star-nosed mole and octopus and trains them to point at akira with their nose fingers and tentacles respectively* |
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*sends akira to the movie Labyrinth and pushes him down that pit of hands and tells them all to point at him* *tapes a paper that reads 'point at me' on akira's back* *hides in akira's refrigerator... um... *doesn't finish thought** |
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this isnt IRC or an html chat cut it out |
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to have a drunken woofter mistaking me for a woman |
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LOL innit |
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"to be Cylob when your family asks you what you do for a living " +REP ! |
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To crash my imaginary car and have tom cruise come to help |
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to be trapped in a bear suit in a sauna with toothpaste in my eyes and my bell end dipped in chili peppers! |
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POINTS AT AKIRA |
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a pube sandwich |
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quaristics to be delay :( FUCK! |
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To live near romanian gypsies. To have dog_belch criticizing my music. To live on a communist regime. To live on a ghetto with niggas, wait... I already live on a ghetto with nigga gangstas, fuck! Get me out of here!!!! |
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SlipDrinkMats you are crap! |
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*ties akira to a pole in the center of a sports arena and starts a wave where everyone points when they stand up* *emails akira * |
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* bitch!* |
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poo on my pee pee |
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catching my ballbag in my trouser zip |
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that lady in the bathtub from the other thread |
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to have DOFG_BELCH delete me from myspace and tell me i have not good music! |
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haha ok. thanks guys... i see you all understand what i meant. :) |
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-i really love that bit at 3.45 where it goes *nffffffffffftclcnnkkk* - fuck off - nah man i really respect what you do - fuck. off. - do you ever.. - fuckoff |
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A bot fly in my cock. |
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this coming month |
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i spent some time thinking about this but i couldn't find something funny, just boring shit |
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god, bot flies are fucking disgusting. |
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