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offline Combo from Sex on 2008-01-20 07:56 [#02165500]
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A small penis was considered as a symbol of virility in
ancient Greece.

What's yours?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-20 07:57 [#02165501]
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mine looked really small in the bath earlyer, but i think it
was an illusion


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2008-01-20 07:58 [#02165502]
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Are you a girl?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 07:59 [#02165503]
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almost as big as my ego: huge


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-20 08:07 [#02165510]
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all i know is if i rammed mine up your arse you would
scream.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 08:09 [#02165514]
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LOL

but i'm sure he'll get used to it after a while


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-20 08:11 [#02165515]
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its all about that first anal split


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2008-01-20 08:13 [#02165516]
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I don't complain.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 08:15 [#02165519]
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maybe that's what he likes. i remember combo posting some
dubious pics back in the day. i wouldn't be surprised if he
took the thalys across the canal and showed up on your
doorstep tonight.

combo, don't forget to bring some stella


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-20 08:16 [#02165522]
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well if you must know imagine a can of fosters and a paprika


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 08:17 [#02165524]
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boom!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 09:52 [#02165550]
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the size of this thread is proportional to the size of
zilty's members average size.

we're using the metric system, each post a real world cm...
looks like we've got a couple left


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 10:05 [#02165551]
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offline Sano on 2008-01-20 10:19 [#02165554]
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It is of a very comfortable size and width, according to
scientific studies it is above average.

I collected some reviews:

-"Very nice!" Susan
-"Very comfortable, fits right in." Michelle
-"A+ material!" Jacqueline


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 10:26 [#02165556]
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"Essential!" : Boomkat


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-01-20 10:28 [#02165557]
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not large but a perfect pornopenis
no pictures


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-20 11:06 [#02165570]
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,


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offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 11:15 [#02165572]
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vintage! the times where meat wasn't substituted for
silicons.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-20 11:16 [#02165574]
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yes,the crack pipe goes way back.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2008-01-20 11:38 [#02165581]
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-"fav+" your mom


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-01-20 12:08 [#02165603]
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i wanked 3 times yesterday



 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2008-01-20 14:53 [#02165719]
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The average length of the human penis is:

5.5"

This is measured in the scientifically accepted manner - top
of the shaft where it joins the body to the tip, i.e, if you
were to stand up and lay a ruler the length of your cock.

Not 8". 5.5". Some are larger, but the range of size is a
Gaussian or "bell curve" distribution - the vast majority is
clustered right in the middle with a much smaller group a
bit longer or shorter and a handful of guys significantly
larger or smaller.

Q: So, why do the porn stars all have such huge penises?
A: They don't. First off, they all lie about the size of the
cocks. Getting honest numbers from a male porn star is like
getting an honest measure of the height of a professional
basketball star. When they started letting NBA players onto
the US Olympic team, a lot of 7' tall guys suddenly shrunk
to 6' 8" when measured by the officials. Until fucking
becomes an Olympic sport, these guys will never be measured
honestly. The average porn star is probably closer to 8"
than their claimed 10".

Q: But they look so big on video.
A: You'd look bigger if you were fucking a really tiny woman
as well. Porn starlets are tiny (one of the reasons they all
wear high heels). If you ever get the chance, visit Las
Vegas during the Adult Video Expo and you'll get the chance
to stand next to some porn starlets. I'd estimate they stand
5' 2" on average. Couple that with how thin they are and
you'll realize that any cock will look big jammed into such
a tiny thing. If you want a standard of comparison, look at
stills or video of these porn starlets accepting awards at
AVN and check out how big the microphone looks compared to
their mouth. Another reason some of those porn guys look so
huge is that porn, especially "gonzo" porn is shot with
"wide angle" or "fisheye" lenses. The effect is much the
same as with car side mirrors - the ones in which "objects
may appear larger".

Q: So, how big are the big guys anyway?
A: There are no honest measures of any of the curr


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2008-01-20 14:54 [#02165720]
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ent crop. The only reliable numbers exist for Ron Jeremy and
John C. Holmes. Jeremy is 9.75" and Holmes was 10.25".
Download some classics and check out how big those guys
were.

Q: Cool! Wouldn't it be great to be that big?
A: No. Look at that video again. When they were fucking a
pussy, both Jeremy and Holmes had to hold their fists around
the base of their cocks to avoid going in too far. Most of
the time these guys were fucking their fists. The only time
they were able to put their entire cocks in was anally, or
the rare deep throat artist. The average pussy can
accommodate a cock length of about 7". Jeremy's nickname for
Holmes was "Pap Smear", as the only way he could get his
oversized penis into a vagina was if the woman was in the
middle of a D&C.

Q: But don't women just love big cocks?
A: Female porn stars act like they love big cocks because
they are paid to act like they love big cocks. Porn is
fantasy, and part of the fantasy is that women love huge
cocks. A penis that is too long runs up against the end of
the vagina or the cervix (the entrance to the womb) - which
is not generally reported to feel pleasant. Whenever this
topic has come up, most of the female responses have been
that length is not that important (thickness is another
matter).

Q: Can I make my penis bigger?
A: No. Better overall cardiovascular fitness can help you
have firmer erections. Your penis is a sack of tissue
chambers that get filled with blood. If your body is fit,
and your blood pressure is optimal, blood can be pumped into
the chambers more efficiently, and your penis become more
rigid and as thick as it can get. But there is nothing you
can do to make the sack bigger. The penis has no muscles in
it to exercise. No pills, ointments or non-medical
techniques will make it bigger. Some doctors will cut the
ligament that holds the erect penis up, allowing it to drop
down, but then your penis will dangle down even when erect
instead of jutting out. But the small increase in
measurement is offset by a decrease


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2008-01-20 14:54 [#02165721]
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in usabilty

dot


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-01-20 14:55 [#02165722]
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put the needle to the groove


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-01-20 15:38 [#02165734]
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LOL x2 @ "... any cock will look big jammed into such
a tiny thing."

LOL x8 @ "If you want a standard of comparison, look at
stills or video of these porn starlets accepting awards at
AVN and check out how big the microphone looks compared to
their mouth."

I smell a conspiracy! Those damned tight-vagina'ed,
small-mouthed bitches are to blame. Godzilla was wrong, size
does not matter.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2008-01-20 19:52 [#02165781]
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i'm in the 6 to 6.5 range considering if my boner is reg to
raging

the last time i had sex i only lasted a few minutes (how
embarassing!)

i think women are more concerned with endurance, foreplay,
intimacy, etc.

slamming V's


 


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