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put some reverb on the audio for this interview, it's hilarious. |
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makes perfect sense to us |
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shutup you thread snob. |
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youre just a SP |
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im lame |
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Almost everything that is entertaining is a mental parasite. |
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thats the beauty of it |
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tom cruise is chuck norris with down's syndrome. |
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o-ther way a-round |
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no, seriously. Chuck Norris isn't much to speak of, but at least he doesn't ramble on making no fucking sense whatsoever for 8 minutes. |
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chuck norris fights like a girl in movies on average for FIFTEEN mintues in each Walker Texas Ranger episode. People with down syndrome can't fight though, so you're kind of right. but i would put it like this, Tom cruise is chuck norris with brown hair and a stroke. |
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It seems like the video is edited so that each topic has no beginning. Like we are in mid paragraph. Maybe it was edited to make him look more insane. |
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"tom cruise is chuck norris with down's syndrome." easily the quote of 2008.... bet on it chaps!!!! look it up in 11 months and see if it does not hold up. Easy Now! |
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the only thing he's ever been good in is magnolia where he basically is the same as he is in the video above. |
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He does kind of make sense, though.. not in the way that would imply that I necessarily believe in him, but you can see where he's coming from if you consider the typical American form of spirituality: He's saying lots of things that sound absolutely retarded if you take him literally, but if you read it all in a sort of self-help book context, it make sense. I mean.. "you're the only one that can do something" and all that stuff plus some weird "religious" overtones..? He just sounds like some sort of run-of-the-mill self-help book writer, and I think that is why they tried to shut this video down; they're afraid that Tom Cruise would reveal how "the church" is just some sort of quasi-religious self-help book. The best thing that could happen, for them, is that people take him literally. That'll make it all stay "mystical." |
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i know (well, am pretty damn sure) that it's not, but your avatar always makes me think of windom earl from twin peaks. also, why do they have that one loop of the intro from limp bizkit's version of the mission impossible theme on for the whole damn thing? |
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oh yeah, and tom cruise is crazy bla bla bla |
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haha yeah the music was pissing me off. i was getting ready to have a colossal lol at tom cruise, except as bogala mentioned, it's edited to show all the bits of him in the middle what he's trying to say. i dont even know what the question was.. it might've been something like "tell us how you think scientology helps people,.. chill back & take all the time you need too.." instead, we get this cut up mess of him having a ramble about religion over this real full on mission impossible theme as if something really grand is happening. such a load of bollocks. maybe he was making little to no sense.. but that video was just fucken stupid. |
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Like all religious freaks, Cruise comes across as a confused, rambling, brainwashed cretin. |
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I actually looked it up in the wikipedia-article, and it seems some sociologist made.. well, an embarrassingly similar statement about it: "Sociologist David G. Bromley of Virginia Commonwealth University characterizes Scientology as "a 'quasi-religious therapy'" |
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I was SOOOOO right, and you guys SUCK! You suck, you suck, beat your asses into duck! And cover, you cower, like Shania Twain In the shower, pretending it's real rain where you can't mark it can't make it can't take it 'cause you were wrong and I was right BLACK POWER! |
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The funkier I be The funkier I get, oh shit Lickety split on the lyric A new jack in the pulpit Watch it deacon, your track is leakin' What is this u're seekin'? The syncopated rhymes are at their peak When you jumped on my D.I.C.K. That's the one thing that I don't play The jock strap was 2 big 4 u anyway U're just a simpleton I'll bust u like a pimple, son My star is 2 bright Boy, I'll sink u like the ship Poseidon Adventure U're bumpin' dentures 2 be cocksure There must be more coming from your mouth than manure. So with a flow and a spray, I say hey U must become a prince before u're king anyway |
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he comes off as a confused, rambling, brainwashed cretin maaybe because he is a confused, rambling, brainwashed cretin. i still would've prefered the original interview as opposed to the only avaliable action packed, badly edited interview that makes me feel like im watching ET or something :S |
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it was just funny, relax and watch things, dont get offended |
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i love the tom cruise vid where he is getting interviewed (on tha red carpet babee) and jabbering on in that way of his, and then all of the sudden the interviewer shoots him in the face with a squirt gun then he goes ape shit in a very subdued way http://youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs |
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the intensity is quite amusing |
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haha, the end where he walks off smiling back into his own little fantasy. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUQmp5tJEU |
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Cruise-ing the xenu highway with his little 'acquired' sex doll to keep him company - can't blame him. He wants to help you to realize you need science and you need -tology. |
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i've never been much of a -tology person myself.. i'll take the science.. but that is all!! |
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HOLY LOL I love the water quirt prank too...the way he sorta laughs to start with then goes all mature and cranky. |
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"Don't run away" |
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cruise is evil this video is funny but scary it seemed to me cruise wanted to make EVERYONE a scientologist is thayt not what hes saying??????????? |
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i just joined scientology! |
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i went to the scientology place in edinburgh, took this personality test. They were goating me to buy the book because i "needed" it. I farted and walked out. |
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haha did they smell your evil thetons? or morlocks or whatever the hell they say |
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gd he sucks |
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