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what would yours be? mine might be travelling the world being the king in the different places each week then having sex with all the princesses and eating all the food |
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Getting payed to ride a dirtbike through city parks and golf courses. |
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carribean sunbed tester. |
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being able to pay a flat rent with my music making |
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something that paid me to do whatever i want? |
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music as a source of sustainable income |
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Washer-boy at a women's only hair-sallon. |
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Love maker |
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it's a harsh reality isn't it. we're living in a world where value is put on all the wrong stuff. we should be adorned like gods for our idm creative mastery. it's simply not fair. simply. not. fair. |
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The perfect job consist of cute girls to look at, free vegan/vegetarian food, and the ability to play videogames, watch movies, listen to music and or leave when ever you want all the time. |
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i know, man. value should be put on me. give me money. |
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you want to be the fat king of incest? |
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beta-tester for new fruits and veggies |
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Guy who carves marble statues with lasers that shoot out of his hands. |
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'the fat king of incest' |
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at a glance i thought that said 'breast-tester' |
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OOH! Can I change my answer to 'breast-tester'? |
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correction, 'the world travelling fat king of incest' |
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be cautioned, it's not all rainbows and butterflies there is a good chance that every so often you will have to test a bad breast as they say, if all breasts were good there'd be no need for the testers |
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I feel certain that I am up to the task. |
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*issues breast-test-and-handling kit* > cue next joke for contents of package |
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accountant. |
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invinsible pimp |
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accountant yessssssss |
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the three tiles directly under a public restroom urinal. |
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man, that would be a sweet ass job. |
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Cat burglar. It would be so fun to case joints and to cat burgle. |
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grim reaper |
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my job right now is all I want at the moment |
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the jobber |
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but eventually you'll get bored of delivering milk |
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delivering milk is nice I used to deliver milk in your moms face too |
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I used to deliver your mom's milk in my face |
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iv got your mum in a headlock |
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yeah probably, that bitch loves the milk game with greasy freaks |
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professional Good-Dog walker, no Bad-Dogs will be walked |
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oh wait, i just realised what the perfect job is, being phobiazero |
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Doesn't he work at the coal mines? |
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i heard he shoots hookers |
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fluffer |
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Maybe he does both, I have photo evidence . |
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:D |
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He looks like the Milk Tray man from hell. |
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lowel |
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'the fat king of incest' I am so fucking stealing thsat unless it's already been done. I also would like to to be able to at least get by via music making. |
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If there was more money in being an artist, I would go for that. But unfortunately there isn't a promise of money or fame in the business, and it wouldn't be enough to money to live in NYC. |
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wine tester beer tester game tester |
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saving us all from the mass extinction and riding the world of unnecessary suffering. or to simply just get paid...thats the job...'to get paid' via electronic transfer 24 /7 with no other stupid tasks to be done. no need to go into work ever ...just get paid lots of stupid money. |
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and at the end of the month get paid. |
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