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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 12:20 [#02162193]
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what would yours be?

mine might be travelling the world being the king in the
different places each week

then having sex with all the princesses and eating all the
food


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-10 12:22 [#02162194]
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Getting payed to ride a dirtbike through city parks and golf
courses.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-01-10 12:23 [#02162195]
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carribean sunbed tester.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2008-01-10 12:23 [#02162196]
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being able to pay a flat rent with my music making


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-01-10 12:31 [#02162199]
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something that paid me to do whatever i want?


 

offline staz on 2008-01-10 12:35 [#02162201]
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music as a source of sustainable income


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-10 12:35 [#02162202]
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Washer-boy at a women's only hair-sallon.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-01-10 12:42 [#02162204]
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Love maker


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 12:51 [#02162209]
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it's a harsh reality isn't it.

we're living in a world where value is put on all the wrong
stuff. we should be adorned like gods for our idm creative
mastery.

it's simply not fair. simply. not. fair.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-01-10 12:56 [#02162210]
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The perfect job consist of cute girls to look at, free
vegan/vegetarian food, and the ability to play videogames,
watch movies, listen to music and or leave when ever you
want all the time.


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-01-10 12:56 [#02162211]
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i know, man. value should be put on me. give me money.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 13:11 [#02162216]
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you want to be the fat king of incest?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2008-01-10 13:19 [#02162217]
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beta-tester for new fruits and veggies


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-10 13:21 [#02162218]
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Guy who carves marble statues with lasers that shoot out of
his hands.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 13:26 [#02162219]
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'the fat king of incest'


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 13:27 [#02162220]
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at a glance i thought that said 'breast-tester'


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-10 13:27 [#02162221]
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OOH! Can I change my answer to 'breast-tester'?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 13:28 [#02162222]
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correction,

'the world travelling fat king of incest'


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 13:30 [#02162223]
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be cautioned, it's not all rainbows and butterflies

there is a good chance that every so often you will have to
test a bad breast

as they say, if all breasts were good there'd be no need for
the testers


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-10 13:34 [#02162224]
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I feel certain that I am up to the task.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 13:37 [#02162226]
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*issues breast-test-and-handling kit*

> cue next joke for contents of package


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 13:48 [#02162231]
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accountant.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-01-10 13:49 [#02162232]
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invinsible pimp


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-01-10 13:51 [#02162234]
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accountant yessssssss


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-10 13:51 [#02162236]
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the three tiles directly under a public restroom urinal.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-01-10 13:53 [#02162237]
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man, that would be a sweet ass job.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-01-10 14:13 [#02162248]
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Cat burglar. It would be so fun to case joints and to cat
burgle.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 14:39 [#02162265]
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grim reaper


 

offline nacmat on 2008-01-10 15:18 [#02162299]
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my job right now is all I want at the moment


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-01-10 15:20 [#02162301]
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the jobber


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 15:44 [#02162307]
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but eventually you'll get bored of delivering milk


 

offline nacmat on 2008-01-10 15:50 [#02162310]
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delivering milk is nice

I used to deliver milk in your moms face too


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 16:06 [#02162313]
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I used to deliver your mom's milk in my face


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 16:11 [#02162318]
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iv got your mum in a headlock


 

offline nacmat on 2008-01-10 16:34 [#02162326]
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yeah probably, that bitch loves the milk game with greasy
freaks


 

offline mimi on 2008-01-10 16:35 [#02162327]
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professional Good-Dog walker, no Bad-Dogs will be walked


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 16:43 [#02162328]
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oh wait, i just realised what the perfect job is,

being phobiazero


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-10 16:47 [#02162334]
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Doesn't he work at the coal mines?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 16:52 [#02162339]
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i heard he shoots hookers


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2008-01-10 16:53 [#02162340]
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fluffer


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-10 17:22 [#02162348]
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Maybe he does both, I have photo evidence here.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-01-10 17:34 [#02162350]
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Attached picture

 

offline Sano on 2008-01-10 17:45 [#02162352]
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:D


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 17:47 [#02162353]
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He looks like the Milk Tray man from hell.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-10 18:11 [#02162355]
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lowel


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2008-01-10 18:44 [#02162363]
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'the fat king of incest' I am so fucking stealing thsat
unless it's already been done.

I also would like to to be able to at least get by via music
making.


 

offline Ead1528 from Bucks County, PA (United States) on 2008-01-11 13:28 [#02162588]
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If there was more money in being an artist, I would go for
that. But unfortunately there isn't a promise of money or
fame in the business, and it wouldn't be enough to money to
live in NYC.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-01-11 16:28 [#02162615]
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wine tester
beer tester
game tester


 

offline freqy on 2008-01-11 16:56 [#02162626]
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saving us all from the mass extinction and riding the world
of unnecessary suffering.

or to simply just get paid...thats the job...'to get paid'
via electronic transfer 24 /7 with no other stupid tasks to
be done. no need to go into work ever ...just get paid lots
of stupid money.




 

offline freqy on 2008-01-11 16:57 [#02162627]
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and at the end of the month get paid.


 


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