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offline Combo from Sex on 2008-01-06 12:12 [#02161065]
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When I have a hard-on while taking a bath, does it raise
the level of the water?

Redrum already answered, but as I know he doesn't post here
anymore, I can ask you the question as well.


 

offline TheRaiRai from behind the curtain (United States) on 2008-01-06 12:14 [#02161066]
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Assuming that part of your body is above water, the ratio of
blood in the part of your body that's under the water to the
part above would change, I imagine. So I assume the water
level would be slightly altered. Possibly not noticably.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 12:14 [#02161067]
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depdens on the size, so in your case probably not

hahaha


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2008-01-06 12:17 [#02161070]
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I didn't get laid yet, so I still have all my sperm in my
bollocks, so you're obviously wrong hehehehehe.

TheRaiRai: actually I tried it a few minutes ago and to be
honest, I didn't notice anything.


 

offline Mum_Ra from LOL (United States) on 2008-01-06 12:19 [#02161071]
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It's edited to look like she's smoking a pipe, but it's a
different sort of pipe altogether.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-01-06 12:19 [#02161072]
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Attached picture

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-06 12:23 [#02161075]
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ah ha ha ha ha...

I think the penis uses blood hydraulics but not really sure
where the blood comes from. If your entire body including
head is submerged then of course it couldn't change the
water level as you still have the same amount of blood
regardless of where it is concentrated in your body. But
maybe if some of the upper half of your body is above water
then your body will have slightly less blood to circulate
given that more is concentrated in the penis. So maybe like
a few drops that WOULD have been above water now are below
water thus raising the bath water a handful of unnoticable
drops.


 

offline TheRaiRai from behind the curtain (United States) on 2008-01-06 12:27 [#02161077]
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Pretty much exactly what I said.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 12:33 [#02161083]
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i just got of the phone with al gore and he denied that to
be the case. even if your whole body is submerged in the
water, it still may very well be the case that the level
could be raised, according to mr gordon. reason being that
while one part of the body increases in volume, the other
part actually doesn't. he couldn't explain why though, but i
can confirm by looking in the mirror that my head doesn't
shrink when the other grows bigger (and i mean REAL BIG).


 

offline TheRaiRai from behind the curtain (United States) on 2008-01-06 12:35 [#02161086]
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Good point, a lot of our body is hollow to begin with.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-06 12:47 [#02161092]
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Hm, well think about a 2' x 2' x 2' gold cube. For it to
expand in volume to 3x3x3 its density would have to decrease
(or it could form an air pocket inside). I don't think blood
density just decreases or any air pockets form. Maybe you
could pop a boner so big the rest of the skin on your body
would be suctioned to the bones.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 12:48 [#02161093]
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i can only imagine what happens when pulseclock takes a
bath... december '05 anyone?


 

offline TheRaiRai from behind the curtain (United States) on 2008-01-06 12:49 [#02161095]
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The human body isn't a simple cube, though. There are a lot
of structures to consider. If the amount of blood in most of
your body decreased, the volume wouldn't change, at least
significantly, mostly due to the skeletal system. Your dick,
however, is a different story.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-06 13:28 [#02161116]
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Actually you would have to do this all while holding your
breath as air would affect the water level much more
significantly. Actually while you sit there your heart beat
would inevitably make you repeatedly jolt a tiny bit no
matter how still you tried to be and maybe this jolt alone
would affect the water level more than a boner. But I think
the upper body stomach or something skin could easily
contract in an amount equal to the boner contraction, just
distributed all around so hardly noticable.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2008-01-06 13:35 [#02161120]
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Interesting...

Send this one to Myth busters.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 13:38 [#02161123]
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so, who should be the one taking the bath?
a) the mustache
b) mr. smile-a-lot
c) both, in order to get off of eachother, finallly in
public
d) duuuunnooooo

/woofty


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-06 13:40 [#02161124]
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e) Kari Byron


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 13:42 [#02161125]
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kari byron with a hard-on. thanks, now i have to think of
someone else when i'm pulling a rabbit


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-01-06 13:42 [#02161126]
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at least the subject isn't misleading


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 13:43 [#02161128]
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genuine lol!

:D


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2008-01-06 14:13 [#02161139]
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a) the mustache

That would be the funniest . His dry personality is stiffer
then any erection in the world.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2008-01-06 14:42 [#02161145]
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What about a farting woman in a bath?


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-01-06 16:00 [#02161160]
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Just had a bath, but couldn't measure any results.mumble
mumble weener grumble
I think the water level will rise. This is because the area
of your body will increase.

The way I visualised it was to imagine a submerged balloon
with granules of frozen gas inside. When submerged in the
warm water, the solid frozen gas will turn to gas, expand.
The balloon expands, the water level rises.
The state of the contents of the balloon changes, but the
mass does not.
I don't think I've overlooked anything.
P.S. Redrum does post here still. shock.horror.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-06 16:08 [#02161161]
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believe it or not, but dave_g is a guy with a mustache


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-01-06 16:36 [#02161162]
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that one's easy. the gas bubble to the surface and leave the
water, obviously she'd then would take up less area and
mass. whereas the guy with his boner is a closed system,
nothing leaves or enters the water to or from the outside.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-01-06 16:40 [#02161164]
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oooh close. no tache, but beard yes. very IDM I'm sure...
Was that a reference to something btw?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-13 21:46 [#02174708]
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What color is a chameleon placed on a mirror?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-02-13 21:47 [#02174709]
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whatever color it was originally.

or mirror-colored!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-02-13 22:05 [#02174712]
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Mirror is my favorite color.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-02-13 22:09 [#02174713]
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mirror is alot of peoples favorite color, it was jimi
hendrix's.


 


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