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You used to be awesome. I listen to Thriller, now 25 years later, and it is still an amazing album. Now, less than a year from the official release of your newest "work," you are quite teh suck. I've heard it. It is not that good. Please stop hanging out with uninteresting people. Please stop collaborating with today's "freshest" hiphop joke. Will.i.am? Will.u.blow. You lived in Dubai for Christs sake. Remember? That shit is like Corrusant on Earth. Your shit should be straight future at this point. I know you have it in you still. And for that matter, I offer you my PR services, as well as some important style tips: - Ditch the Napolean jackets and fake military garb. They aren't that cool anymore. - Please start only wearing grey jumpsuits. - Please shave your head bald. - Please play up the "alien" card. I've done the hard work of creating for you a mock up of your new amazing IDM look. Please have a look-see Furthermore, you should sign to Warp. Please begin collaborating with Aphex, Autechre, The Tuss, et al as soon as possible. That shit would be hot. You know. I know it. We all know it. If none of this interests you, you may be interested in my friend Chisa's other suggestion: Stop taking the hormones, and WAIT six months and grow a BEARD and LET THE NOSE JUST STRAIGHT UP FALL THE FUCK OFF. Then, drop the RAWEST SHIT and rename yourself RED SKULL Just straight hardcore rap about banging little kids. Please, just let it ALL out. It would be so awesome. |
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king of pop |
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tryhard |
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haha, Red Skull. I like that one |
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heehee |
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Thriller wasn't so hot. Off The Wall was much better! |
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Fantastisch effekt. |
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i just noticed the Back To The Future Part II Nike auto-trainers fucking amazing |
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mj+ae wouldve been dope like 10 yrs ago when he was black |
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A LETTER WRITTEN BY AN AMERICAN |
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whoopdy doo. get over it. |
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Only if thriller era michael jackson collabbieratid with aphex of 1997. Now he might make a better collabbieration with mariliytn manson.+ |
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Get over the god-darned accusations of Michael Jackson sexually abusing children: it's old hat, and he's 100% innocenti |
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regardless of his innocence or guilt, it would be awesome if started rapping about that shit anyways. |
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You mean, like a hardcore rap version of that new O.J. book? Yeah, that could be dope, I'ma call Timbaland right this second to lay down beats for M.J.... M.J. O.J.. oh my god! Is there going to be a black American with the initials Q.J. who is acquitted of a crime most people think he is guilty of?? QUINCY JONES??? |
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mj gave oj a bj |
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I walked down Connell Street today, passed your appt (213) and was two seconds away from smashing your brains in. LOL |
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I hope it was South Connell Street, else you may have smashed the brains of the wrong University of California graduate! |
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MJ's boat has sailed.. Its over. I think it was around when he grew his wig, I mean hair out circa 1992. |
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wow, you guys are good at internets! |
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It was South Connell Street, I'm sure of it! I'm going to sort him out tomorrow whether the address is wrong or not. It'll be around this time when I feel at my most unhinged. |
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Bring it fuck face. |
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watch out for JivverDicker - he's even better at brain-smashing than I am at clicking links on the internet. |
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I'll see you tomorrow night. Is this still your number +1 858-254-8498 ? |
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sod the phone number, just get the credit card details. |
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yup. that's it. Glad you found my resume. I hope you enjoyed my work too! |
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Are you in Leeds at the moment or at home for Christmas? |
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fuck him. |
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I've tried, but he's always resisted my come-ons :0 |
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Your CV is crap. That's why you are not employed. You assisted a teacher is the best thing you've ever done. Your 'Art' is worthless, you haven't been paid for ages to be yourself in the advertising world or the artworld! you're a joke |
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jivver did it for the LULZ. |
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haha, It would be funny to get your ass kicked by aphex |
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Nice job at miscalculating reality there bub. |
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Have you achieved your potential son? Thought not. |
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Have you? Actually, has anyone? With all due respect tater tot, your maximum potential in your lifetime will most likely my highschool worse. Don't feel bad about it or anything, it's just pretty obvious given your character. |
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whats wrong with you people? |
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Yes! lots of people have tried and done a fine job. Your CV/resume reads like a sad idiot sleeping in your own coffin, watching a depressed mouse build a gallows to hang himself out of lolly sticks. |
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LOL, at your ability to "judge" whether a person's resume is of quality. You have nothing. Keep trying. |
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" Consultation for art gallery, aiding the development of a critically engaged cultural resource center and its associated campaigns" You are such a sad case! Please don't keep replying, Sign in under a different name. |
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Uh, you have no idea what you are talking about my friend. At this point it's blatantly clear that JivverDicker is: 1) Outstandingly jealous of gl0tch. 2) Bored. 3) British. 4) Really into Michael Jackson. |
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And yet, and yet... We still havent seen anything this teenage has done! Keep trying dude. One day you'll be invited to the big boys club. |
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I think Jivver is aphex actually. |
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if so, fuck him too. |
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Look Podolak, your music is crap. That is why nobody wants to put there money behind you. Your 'art' is shit. That's why your not employable to do something good. Post your most popular music/graphic. |
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Why dont you do it for me? |
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Oh and while you're at it, why dont you go ahead and do the same. Coolthx. |
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? That's not a reply! It's your own circle wank proving your ineptitude. |
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(Still waiting to see your interpretation of what my best work is) |
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I agree, I think he should just do something he wants now and stop trying to appeal to todays public. I don't think he realizes that he is the trend setter. If he did an IDM ish album, the critics would flip, give him praise, and all the producers would copy that style. He should talk with Quinsy again! |
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Haha! your 'best' hasn't resulted in anything. |
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