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what should i do? i'm hungry for cereal, but theres no more milk. help! |
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you can mix water with some cream |
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did you try this yet? if you don't have cream, you can actually eat the cereal plain, many people prefer it this way. Jerry Seinfeld.. anyone? |
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shuttup you stupid fag!! |
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Use coffee. |
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Do you happen to have a lactating wife nearby? |
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its amazing what you can make with just flour and water |
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try separation for a month, then file for divorce |
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from b3ta "Whisky + Head Problems Buenos Aires 2006 - I was there to do research for my degree. All was going relatively well until something clicked in my somewhat fractious brain and I went a little crazy. For one week I have no clear recollection of what happened, but I remember stumbling around the streets until late at night, living off incredibly bad argentine whisky, hearing voices and not eating. Fortunately at the end of the week I found myself in the apartment I was renting, desperately hungry with only a bag of flour in the kitchen. Ever tried to make flour soup because you are desperately hungry and too paranoid to go outside and buy food? Its simple: 1kg of flour A pan Water Add flour to water, boil, try to eat. Throw up." |
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Make your own cream. |
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Man milk on cornflakes, what you faggots love. |
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crunchy nut cornflakes are frosties for twats |
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