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'love' and 'jesus' in the same sentence, i really fucking cringe. |
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*cringes* |
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i love jesus |
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why is that? |
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jesus loves wearing sandles jesus loves doing wheelies on his bmx jesus loves pit ponies but not shire horses as they are too big and scare him jesus loves hulk hogan more than the undertaker as he believes hulk hogan's finishing move of the big leg drop is far more effective than the tomb stone deployed on opponents by the undertaker jesus loves smack |
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it might have something to do with being in love with an imaginary son of an imaginary god |
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i probably wouldn't mind if the religion weren't so horrendously tarred with shit |
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When I hear the words 'love' and 'Jesus' in the same sentence i just carry on as normal. |
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wheelie was a piece of shit autobot. |
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jesus is not completely imaginary, it is possible that he existed. records show that there was such a man and that he went around acting like a crazy son of a bitch telling everyone to love each other. the same goes for a lot of people and events portrayed in the bible. the bible is in general not a bad source of history, except for all that shit about god creating the world in seven days and many other ludicrous phenomenae of such nature. |
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jesus, courtney love |
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People like always exaggerate what they experience specially back then when information was passed from mouth to mouth. |
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without a doubt a lot of it is embellished |
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That should be word of mouth :) Well there's always that rag with the face of Jesus although the carbon dating test that they made did not prove to be from the same period, so in theory there's really no proof he existed, I've always found a bit curious that time is dated Before or After Christ. |
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i would love to give jesus mouth to mouth |
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Jesus Christ, is that man making love to an emu?! |
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rod hull often fisted an emu, see the image here as potential evidence, it looks like rod himself is also getting fisted in this picture: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.graystu dios.co.uk/files/rod1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.graystudios. co.uk/files/page6.htm&h=556&w=538&sz=297&hl=en&start=3&um=1 &tbnid=EBiROXfB5JwTfM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3 Drod%2Bhull%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN |
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Agreed. |
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the aquabooooon |
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if jesus were real then he sends us one very strong message, be without sin and you're on a one way road to martyrdom. us human people don't take kindly to the spiritually pure. if anything his efforts have ensured that nobody dare follow in his footysteps in fear of ending up all crucified and what not. |
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love thy neighbor and all that jazz |
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I love to fuck Jesus in the armpit. |
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