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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 12:56 [#02155223]
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I was sat at the back of the bus on the way home tonight. There was a girl sat near me at the back, and some guy got on the bus. He had crutches and was quietly muttering to himself, cursing something or other. Anyway, he asked if he could rest his crutch against the side of the bus next to me to prevent it flailing around when the bus is moving. I of course said this was fine, and away we went.
Anyway, he was still quietly muttering to himself, and he absolutely reaked of aftershave.... but it also had a shit/faeces smell with it, which wasn't particularly pleasent. He puts his bag next to me (he was facing opposite to me, and since the bus was traveling in the direction opposite to where he was facing, it made sense). He pulls out his wallet which had a fair few notes and about 40 cards inside. I wonder what the hell hes doing and then slowly realise he is making a line of coke from the white bag I see him clutching onto. He draws it, snorts it with the suction of a black hole, then puts the residue around his nose onto his gums. He snorts a bit more, slowly zones out, then scratches his head, shaking it about for a few seconds.
He then notices his stop, thanks me for looking after his crutch, and leaves. I look to the girl next to me and we share a wry smile, before I get off the bus myself.
God bless public transport!
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optimus prime
on 2007-12-17 12:59 [#02155224]
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maybe he was muttering about dune being better than star wars.
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2007-12-17 13:03 [#02155225]
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Does this line go to Columbia?
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:04 [#02155226]
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ding!
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-17 13:05 [#02155227]
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that would have been THE moment to just go ahead and ask the girl out, but you didn't say if she was pretty or not.
also, this is the kind of thing i would only think of afterwards.
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:07 [#02155228]
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Actually, I think she thought I was his dealer or something, especially after he thanked me.
She was ok.
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PORICK
from fucking IRELAND on 2007-12-17 13:18 [#02155229]
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why didn't you ask for a line
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:35 [#02155234]
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Considering the entire management of my workplace are cocaine addicts, combined with the fact its my work party this friday, I don't think i'll be in any desperate need for any soon :-)
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obara
from Utrecht on 2007-12-17 13:44 [#02155237]
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did he look a bit like agent Smith ?
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-12-17 13:51 [#02155238]
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you should've ran off with his crutches, using them like you were disabled
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mimi
on 2007-12-17 13:52 [#02155240]
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fuck man the people i ride the bus with are bizarre too, i swear last week someone urinated or SOMETHIng and there was a dip seat full of liquid...
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:54 [#02155243]
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It was surreal, mainly because it was only 6:30pm (not that theres an acceptable threshold for snorting coke on public transport or anything), and the bus was absolutely packed. He just didn't give a fuck. His head shaking kinda reminded me of Jacobs Ladder.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2007-12-17 14:55 [#02155267]
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Haha, nice story. You should have asked him if he knew the aftershave wasn't quite doing the trick.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2007-12-17 15:11 [#02155272]
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haha nice, when i lived in salford i once ran into a guy smoking crack out of a coke can at the bus stop. yeh, yay for drugs and buses
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-17 15:13 [#02155275]
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oh shit,sorry Brisk didnt know it was you on the bus.
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RussellDust
on 2007-12-17 15:14 [#02155277]
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Could have been my mate Alex G
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