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Strange thing happened on the way home...
 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 12:56 [#02155223]
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I was sat at the back of the bus on the way home tonight.
There was a girl sat near me at the back, and some guy got
on the bus. He had crutches and was quietly muttering to
himself, cursing something or other. Anyway, he asked if he
could rest his crutch against the side of the bus next to me
to prevent it flailing around when the bus is moving. I of
course said this was fine, and away we went.

Anyway, he was still quietly muttering to himself, and he
absolutely reaked of aftershave.... but it also had a
shit/faeces smell with it, which wasn't particularly
pleasent. He puts his bag next to me (he was facing opposite
to me, and since the bus was traveling in the direction
opposite to where he was facing, it made sense). He pulls
out his wallet which had a fair few notes and about 40 cards
inside. I wonder what the hell hes doing and then slowly
realise he is making a line of coke from the white bag I see
him clutching onto. He draws it, snorts it with the suction
of a black hole, then puts the residue around his nose onto
his gums. He snorts a bit more, slowly zones out, then
scratches his head, shaking it about for a few seconds.

He then notices his stop, thanks me for looking after his
crutch, and leaves. I look to the girl next to me and we
share a wry smile, before I get off the bus myself.

God bless public transport!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-12-17 12:59 [#02155224]
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maybe he was muttering about dune being better than star
wars.


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2007-12-17 13:03 [#02155225]
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Does this line go to Columbia?


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:04 [#02155226]
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ding!


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-17 13:05 [#02155227]
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that would have been THE moment to just go ahead and ask the
girl out, but you didn't say if she was pretty or not.

also, this is the kind of thing i would only think of
afterwards.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:07 [#02155228]
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Actually, I think she thought I was his dealer or something,
especially after he thanked me.

She was ok.


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2007-12-17 13:18 [#02155229]
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why didn't you ask for a line


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:35 [#02155234]
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Considering the entire management of my workplace are
cocaine addicts, combined with the fact its my work party
this friday, I don't think i'll be in any desperate need for
any soon :-)


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-12-17 13:44 [#02155237]
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did he look a bit like agent Smith ?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-12-17 13:51 [#02155238]
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you should've ran off with his crutches, using them like you
were disabled


 

offline mimi on 2007-12-17 13:52 [#02155240]
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fuck man the people i ride the bus with are bizarre too, i
swear last week someone urinated or SOMETHIng and there was
a dip seat full of liquid...


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-12-17 13:54 [#02155243]
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It was surreal, mainly because it was only 6:30pm (not that
theres an acceptable threshold for snorting coke on public
transport or anything), and the bus was absolutely packed.
He just didn't give a fuck. His head shaking kinda reminded
me of Jacobs Ladder.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-12-17 14:55 [#02155267]
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Haha, nice story. You should have asked him if he knew the
aftershave wasn't quite doing the trick.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2007-12-17 15:11 [#02155272]
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haha nice, when i lived in salford i once ran into a guy
smoking crack out of a coke can at the bus stop. yeh, yay
for drugs and buses


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-17 15:13 [#02155275]
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oh shit,sorry Brisk didnt know it was you on the bus.


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-12-17 15:14 [#02155277]
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Could have been my mate Alex G


 


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