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Are you ready for the sound of Scooter? |
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every wanking hour, Monoid |
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classic monoidâ„¢ |
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Not at the moment y'know, I need to take a run up and jump at it. You can't have cream everyday. |
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. |
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I'm ready for an explosive gush of man cream up my nostrils |
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your best post in months. lol. |
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You're up early Aphex Twin, sometimes known as AFX and or Richard D James |
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so erm?.. how does the white dog fit in with your terminator life? is he a scout probe terminasher? does he join you with the shower ritual each morning and have the curtain stick to his paw whilst grrrr'ing the theme tune with you? He doesn't look very scary. i bet he could do some damage tho. nice doggy. |
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