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With our without mayonnaise? Discuss |
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I like my salads with fresh semen |
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saucy sealads |
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sick fuck |
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suck my fick |
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I had to give myself about 4 man-milkings over the past 24 hours because my neurons were starting to become affected by the buildup of half-demons, ie. sperm, causing severe depression. The last one was only about a half hour ago. I was watching the simpsons halloween special where the comic book owner had xena the warrior princess imprisoned in a plastic bag on his wall. I thought about that a bit and the previous scene had a nice shot of her cartoon backside. But mostly it was the former that caused my mating, or more specifically raping, instinct to start misfiring. So I went to the toilet and 'wanked', if you will, right into it without using any halfway medium such as toilet paper, nor mayonaise or any lubricant. I'm a pretty good shot I guess. Now that my future potential demon offspring have been sent to sea to be eaten by jellyfish or whatever happens to them, I can probably get by on one wank per day for awhile until I get backed up again. |
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Mayonnaise has substances that are not recommend to your penis skin. |
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But the sensation is borbous |
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i almost wrote somthing nasty, but then i regret it and took it away. instead i wrote this |
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I won't allow any nastiness in my thread |
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YES |
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on your mom's face. |
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semen in orange juice OH YEAHHHH |
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that's a good day's find... no wait, it wasn't there in the first place, was it MY GOD |
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this is the sound of us walking over your mothers ASSSSSSSSSSSSs |
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aka BATTLES |
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this is the sound of wanking over your mothers Gravy the sound......... of silence |
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