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I got a HUGE flesh wound from sliding on some cream that my friend spilled on the floor.. i thought "it's probably slippery enough.. i'll try". I burned my chin from friction on the floor.. FUCK! It's the kittens' fault. meow |
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Them kittens. What are we going to do about them? Stupid friction! |
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kittens rule they r da bomb |
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what's in the pan? |
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Fried mushrooms |
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sausages.. kitten sausages.. (+ some of the flesh from my wound) it didn't taste too bad, actually.. meow |
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hello amon, refering to masters pan. looks like the end of fingers but probably sausages? |
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I think I also saw a "No eating yourself or your friend's" sign too. Oh well... HIGH FIDELITYYYY!!! |
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i like grating a bit of finger into my cheese on toast |
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mMm.. you make my mouth water! meow |
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lol mmm melting finger skin on toast with cheese. Might I suggest adding some hair and toe nail clippings....you know... give it that "crunch" WE'RE GOING TO KICK IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH!!! BAM!!! |
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if you want something REALLY nausiating(eh.. if that's the word), try frying poop.. meow |
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Some kids gave some to me on my doorstep one evening. It was all flaming and stuff so I guessed it was already cooked. Better than Kraft dinner. |
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oh my, i don't think i can handle that, but i guess cat poop don't smell that bad. i feel sick |
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that's sorta what it looks like |
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miss spent youth, that sounds familiar but useually unsucessful, try frozen kiwi fruit, ie throw it |
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ok, don't fry cat poop.. fry the cat and eat it. That's the only way to kill them.. they go 9 lives, you know. download on (whatever music program you use) : "Peaches : Rosa helikopter" HAHA! Swedish music sux!!! meow |
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Only three people cared that I was hurt. What if there was a message in here that i had been hurt fighting off the evil kittens and wanted to warn you all? Eh? meow |
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i would LOVE to see Drunken Mastah & the Baron get in a fight on this MB :) |
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hah! why? meow |
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!!!!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!! meow |
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Shit! I just found out i've been dripping blood all over my clothes. damn! meow |
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Aha.. i got it now.. meow |
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Eughhh! Just remember, EVERYBODY HUUUUUUUURTS.... SOMETIMES |
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Uh-huh. But not trying to slide on cream on their floor.. friction sux. meow |
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Those kittens really do give you a hard time don't they? I think you need to come up with a way to deal with them once and for all! |
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i already have. Nuke 'em. But i think this joke has gone too far, so i'll nuke 'em. *pff* there. that's done. meow |
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You say friction sucks, but it was insufficient friction that caused you to slip in the first place. Aaah! |
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i didn't slip. I did it on purpose. The thing is that it WASN'T slippery enough, so my head banged down on the floor sliding for a few centimetres.. tsch. meow |
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goddamn! Now, small pieces of coagulated blood started falling off the wound and onto my table. I'm gonna get some food soon. Even I can't eat food with my own blood in it.. DAMN! meow |
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oh, the memories. |
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the story doesn't age well. |
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no, but that's just because I used to be a pan with sausages in. |
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i have a verry sorre left hand (don't make that sentence dirrty), frrom the dog lead. |
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wrong post. this one is about kitten hate.. they hurt my chin a long time ago.. they also spoiled my food 'cause I got blood on it. |
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now you've explained it in short, it's still not really funny or even slightly interesting! how about that. |
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o i c ? lolzzz? |
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are you my judge? |
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whetherr you like it or not i'm afrraid to say. |
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I abide by no law! ANARCHY! |
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surely you jest. |
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IJEST! always, my dear sir! |
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why do you write "IJEST" and not the grammatically correct "I JEST"? |
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jestin' will gettya nowhere. |
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why, indeed. IDONTNEEDTO! <----- IJEST! tols: jestin' is the source of life, and you sponge off it, so you'd better watch it! |
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well, I don't need to understand what you're trying to write then. |
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exactly! prosper and live well. |
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i like to jest...but people around me don't... |
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it is your duty to change them. make them realise that jesting is proof of the presence of the highest being of all! |
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i make them confused...they never can tell if im jesting or being serious...and even people that are very close to me...hmm |
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