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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-28 20:04 [#02148668]
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Have any of you had sex with the year 2007?

As a whole person, 2007 was quite good at sex, but if I were
to judge each of his sections, I'm not so sure. The number 2
was alright; quite warm, lively, a bit pointy but not too
painful. She was pretty good, really. The zeros were great,
they were like chocolate, or the letter B (you must try
flirting with the letter B some time, it's an experience.)
But the 7! Oh what a horrofic experience. He ruined 2007.
Pointy and angry. He pierced me, and now my bed is covered
in blood.


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2007-11-29 04:38 [#02148701]
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in some counties of scotland it's legal to have sex with a
2003


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-11-29 04:41 [#02148702]
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yeah, 7 is a bitch

 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-11-29 08:01 [#02148708]
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90s was sexier.

nakedclinton.jpg

 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2007-11-29 08:06 [#02148709]
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For me the 21st Century has been one long French scat movie.

 

offline staz on 2007-11-29 08:16 [#02148710]
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Same, without the french.

 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2007-11-29 08:30 [#02148711]
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Ohh, harsh. The French do add a touch of class to scat,
their furnishings are often better, for example.

I keep listening to 1.fm's Alternative 80s radio.. stream,
to such an extent that 2007 has become a form of Alternative
1980s, at least as far as the bounds of this room go. I
don't know if anyone recalls that episode of Sapphire &
Steel when the chap has a 1930s party, and nothing in the
room was made after, I don't know, 1936. And then that
causes a RIFT in time where they get locked in and a
malevolent time hopping entity starts bumping them off...
I'm hoping something like that happens. But without the
bumping off. Ideally just to go back to an Alternative 80s.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-29 18:08 [#02148833]
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time moves forwards, as well as backwards.

 

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