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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 03:29 [#00479568]
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Did anyone see Cherie Blair's performance on TV this week?
I must admit I filled up myself when I saw her bravely hold
back those tears. How dare the press accuse her of trying to
pervert the course of justice. Her son's just went away to
university for Christ's sake! Don't people forget that she's
also just had a kid? She's a role model for all working mums
in Britain. Get off her back you gutter press!


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-12-13 03:33 [#00479571]
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Blair being a Bushy lapdog and all where does Cherie fit
into that scene?


 

offline LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-13 03:35 [#00479574]
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Cherie scares the shit out of me...

She obviously not a stupid person... shes a judge for fuck
sake, and yet she has managed to properly fuck up so badly,
by accident?! Makes no sense.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 03:43 [#00479580]
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Of course she's no superwoman. Who hasn't made mistakes
before. I bet if you turned the spotlight on those
journalists you might just find a few skeletons in their
closets. She's a magistrate, a wife, a mother of 4 and an
investor in property all at the same time. Juggling that
many balls must be difficult. If she forgets things or
contradicts herself now and again it's not because she's
lying, it's because she was probably up at 3 that morning
changing Leo's nappy. Give the poor woman a break!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-13 03:48 [#00479583]
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My eyes also moistened. Having a child flee the nest is a
hard enough time for any mother. The first term is the
worst.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 03:52 [#00479587]
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God only knows what she must being going through. I know my
mother was distraught when I left for Uni. Just as well she
wasn't dealing in property at the time or she might have
been wrongly accused just like poor Cherie.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-13 04:02 [#00479594]
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Mine too. My mother welled up when she saw Cherie's speech
the other night. My mother felt a resonance in her life in
what Cherie was saying.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-13 04:32 [#00479614]
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Cherie pays thousands each month for the services of Carole
Caplin as a lifestyle guru. Apparently, Caplin gives Cherie
special treatments to "scrub the toxins" out. One of
Caplin's acquaintances says, "This was a big thing for
Carole. "She believed that many people were toxic and that
this was at the root of evil. She'd always say, 'Toxic
people are going to be wiped out'." Caplin also apparently
tells both Cherie and Tony what to wear and eat based on
superstitious nonsense straight from the Dark Ages.

Caplin's advice is based on her mother, Sylvia, a crank who
claims to be clairvoyant and who has babysat at 10 Downing
Street for the Blairs. "Sylvia is all part of the package
and close to the Blairs," says one of Caplin's associates.
"She has recently started 'channelling', which involves
communicating with the spirit world on behalf of clients."

Another of Caplin's contacts is Jack Temple. Cherie Blair
and her son Euan have visited Temple's healing centre, says
one of Caplin's associates. "Jack says he reads your genetic
DNA by consulting rocks in his room and swinging a pendulum
around your body. We had to go out into his garden and stand
in this circle he had mown and drink a glass of water each,"
says the associate.

"This was apparently to pick up on the positive energy
levels which had got into the water from the ground." Temple
also "dowses for poisons and blockages" with a crystal
pendant. Cherie Blair is said to visit Chloe Asprey, a
self-styled "witch" who "is very big on analysing the
movements of the moon. Some days it is very bad to do
business if the moon is in the wrong place."

A year ago the Times reported on the Blairs' holiday in
Mexico. They visited a steam bath enclosed in a brick
pyramid, and stripped down to their swimming costumes.
Inside a therapist told the Blairs that the pyramid was a
"womb" in which they would be reborn. The Blairs, we were
told, saw shapes of animals in the steam and experienced
"inner feelings and visions". They smea


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-13 04:33 [#00479615]
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They smeared each other with melon, papaya and mud before
letting out a "purifying" scream...


 

offline LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-13 04:49 [#00479626]
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Personally I couldn't give a monkeys about 'the poor woman',
but I do think that someone in her position would and should
have handled things better.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 05:12 [#00479649]
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How dare you! Cherie's son has just left for university and
she's recently had a miscarriage. You heartless monster!

Have you no heart? She's doing a wonderful job under very
difficult circumstances and she doesn't need someone like
you critisizing her!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 07:33 [#00479753]
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I've just had a notion to put on "sister's are doing it for
themselves" by Aretha and Annie. Cherie, you go girl!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 07:38 [#00479755]
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I have just voted this topic -

1. The most ingenious title
2. The funniest comments

in 2002.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-12-13 08:11 [#00479770]
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Cherie should be decapitated or eviscerated...
- miscarriage: well a woman of her position had no business
trying to have another child at her age. :P


 


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