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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-12-05 20:11 [#00469960]
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The other day, I got the following mail :

I needed to reply.
I am very shy too and never had friends or fucked a girl in
my life. I am 25
and I do not trust anything, including animals like women.
I am living temporarily with a 45 aged women who wanted to
kiss me and
stuff. I amlooking for a job in MAdrid, so I am staying iwth
her.
What can I do. I kissed her and touched, cuase she showed
her boos
right away. SHe is extroverted and I hate them. They
controll sociey.
What can I do? I can use her and touch her pussy and stuff,
or I could
wait for a better one. But, maybe that never comes. You
know¿

Do not hang up there. STay true to yourself. All the shy
people of this
freaking world will have a good life. Just be patient . You
are young.
When you are older, your shyness will decrease and you will
laugh about your
youth and stuff. You rule...shy people rule! They need time!
and trust!

SHYNESS IS BEAUTifull sometimes

javier

 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-05 20:14 [#00469965]
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Yikes! Why do you suppose it was someone from this mb?

 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-12-05 20:15 [#00469969]
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Its says so in the message header

 

offline Diao from Olathe (United States) on 2002-12-05 20:18 [#00469971]
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He's right.

 

offline nacmat on 2002-12-05 20:20 [#00469977]
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he is from madrid.... I am from madrid... but my name is
nacho and not javier...

ops I ve been discovered....
I am so shy...

LOL

 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-05 20:21 [#00469979]
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Do you know by any chance who it was?

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-05 20:30 [#00469990]
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that was just me having a laugh

 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-05 20:32 [#00469992]
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..having a bath.

 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2002-12-05 20:34 [#00469996]
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drawing a graph?

 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-12-05 20:35 [#00469998]
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feeling the wrath

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-05 20:35 [#00470000]
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yeah, that's what I SAID didn't I?

 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-05 20:45 [#00470019]
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Yes, an interesting crowd at this message board

 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-05 20:48 [#00470023]
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that is awesome

 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-05 21:01 [#00470051]
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(silent)

ok,. that is really scary

 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-12-05 21:10 [#00470060]
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(This was too good to pass up...)

The other day, I got the following mail :

(The views presented in this post do not necessarily reflect
the views of any sane, rational person. Copying and
distribution of this post is prohibited by law, but since
this guy is obviously one can short of a six-pack, we'll
overlook it this one time.)

I needed to reply.

(Because I want to show the world what a sad, little freak I
am.)

I am very shy too and never had friends

(We don't have NBC in our area.)

or fucked a girl in
my life.

(That's what happens when you spend your time looking at
internet porn, son.)

I am 25

(Mentally and emotionally I'm 13, education-wise I've been
in fourth grade for 5 years.)

and I do not trust anything,

(Not even President Bush!)

including animals like women.

(I guess the only women he's ever seen are French. Poor
guy.)

I am living temporarily with a 45 aged women who wanted to
kiss me and
stuff.

(Eww! He's lives in a all-women retirement home!)

I amlooking for a job in MAdrid,

(Well his ennounciation of major world cities is very good,
at least.)

so I am staying iwth
her.

(I wish he stick to one dialect of English.)

What can I do.

(Do the hustle!)

I kissed her and touched, cuase she showed
her boos
right away.

(This guy gets turned on by body sores?!)

SHe is extroverted and I hate them.

(Her, the boos and the booze.)

They
controll sociey.

(Them and Tony Blair's dandruff.)

What can I do?

(Do the hustle!....C'mon! Do the hustle...)

I can use her

(She's handy to open pickle jar lids.)

and touch her pussy and stuff,

(I doubt her cat agrees with that decision.)

or I could
wait for a better one.

(It'll be her third litter of kittens this year. The cat's,
not the woman's.)

But, maybe that never comes.

(Tomorrow? It always does, with hooching and mooching in
mind.)

You
know¿

(Yeah, ¿ is used in spanish questions like "¿Que?" and
"¿Y


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-12-05 21:11 [#00470062]
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Sorry. Got cut off. I'll post the rest in few minutes...

*grumbles*

 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-05 21:16 [#00470073]
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whoa there turbo....

OH ONCE I SAW A BEAR!!!! OH ONCE I SAW A BEAR... A WAY UP
THEEEEEERE... OOOOOOOO ONCE.... I ..... SAW.... A
BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

END

fin

 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-12-05 21:19 [#00470078]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



Do not hang up there.

(Standby the phone for an important announcement! You
cannot be turned down due to age or credit rating!)

STay true to yourself.

(Or you'll end in a messy divorce court battle with
yourself.)

All the shy
people of this
freaking world will have a good life.

(I don't think that's the meaning of the phrase: "And the
meek shall inherit the earth".)

Just be patient .

(And I'll play doctor, complete with cold hands.)

You
are young.

(And restless.)

When you are older, your shyness will decrease and you will

laugh about your
youth and stuff.

(You'll realize you're an even bigger loser than you were
before, then blow your brains out with a .45 Magnum.)

You rule...shy people rule!

(Just like Micheal Jackson.)

They need time!

(I'm sorry, I lost my watch.)

and trust!

(All 2 cents of it.)

SHYNESS IS BEAUTifull sometimes

(But that's because it remembers to put on makeup before it
leaves the house.)

javier

(Because being just "javy" isn't good enough in today's
world!)

What'd ya think? ;)

 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-05 21:26 [#00470086]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



I'd say that's fairly accurate,. he SHOULD do the hussle

 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-12-05 21:56 [#00470144]
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:)

Stop changing your avatar. It'll give me "kawaii sickness".

 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-05 21:57 [#00470146]
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My bad ass mickey mouse will beat the living crap out of
your kittie DaWeeze! And thats a promise!!!!!! I thought I
should toughen up a bit! Whats up NOW!!!! huh, you aint
eathing this mickey with out a fight!

w00t!

 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2002-12-05 22:01 [#00470158]
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www.lowbrow.com

 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-12-05 22:02 [#00470161]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



My cats hunt rabbits for sport...

>:)

 

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