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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-10-30 08:04 [#00421523]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Dear Deidre,

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married
next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive
but
really great and understanding. She is putting the entire
wedding
together
and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it
had grown a
bit
beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it
down to
just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in
a month I
would be a married man and that before that happened, she
wanted to have
s@x
with me.Then she just stood up and
walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where
the front
door
was if I wanted to leave. I stood there
for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to
deal
with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
father-in-law to be.
He
was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a
good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.

Deidre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and
that I
thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my
character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the
fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-10-30 08:06 [#00421526]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to jonesy: #00421523 | Show recordbag



Jonesy, I didn't know you were engaged?

Beware relationships with partners relatives/friends.
They're usually traps set up by suspicious loved ones ;)
Good story.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-30 08:16 [#00421533]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



these family trees will surely be wound and twisted in knots
at this junction


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-10-30 08:37 [#00421555]
Points: 8249 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00421523



NO WAY can this be true........is it??

=0)

 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-10-30 08:45 [#00421561]
Points: 8249 Status: Lurker



do'H

i just got an email from a friend of this very lettah!!!

mine was called 'dear abby' ......rascal!

 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-10-30 10:37 [#00421711]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/cookd/co
okd_archive_01.htm

Look at the parody of Dear Deidre on here. Very funny.

 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-10-30 10:50 [#00421732]
Points: 27799 Status: Regular | Followup to jonesy: #00421523



didn't i read that in the daily mail today?

 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-10-30 10:52 [#00421738]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



You mean you walked out !!

lol

jk

Good boy, whoever you are =oD

 

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