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This is an old joke but (nice)
 

offline Mein Klein from Iraq on 2002-10-25 10:56 [#00416743]
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This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?,
What's the difference between Potentially and
Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your
brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and
the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so
good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then
last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if
he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his
brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million
bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned
the difference between potentially and realistically" "Well
what's the difference?" says the father. "Well, potentially
we're sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically we're
living with 2 sluts and a fag!"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-25 11:01 [#00416752]
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not very funny..


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-25 11:04 [#00416759]
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I liked that

 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-25 11:35 [#00416793]
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but old...

 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-25 11:38 [#00416797]
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nice?

 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-10-26 09:22 [#00417528]
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hmm *scratch scratch*

 

offline Diao from Olathe (United States) on 2002-10-26 11:55 [#00417592]
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Haha!! That's good. Here is one:

What is grosser than gross?

Throwning your underwear at the wall and it sticks.

What is grosser than that?

Coming back and hour later and it's 3 feet higher.

 

offline MachineofGod from the land of halo's (United States) on 2002-10-26 12:01 [#00417598]
Points: 3088 Status: Lurker



that lengthy joke on that guy eating at a buffet and having
quite a misfortune in the bathroom was the best story\joke
ever. anyone read that1?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-26 13:14 [#00417621]
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yup. that was astounding.

 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2002-10-26 13:34 [#00417623]
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cool Mein Klein

can someone write that joke MachineofGod is talking about?

 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-10-26 13:54 [#00417634]
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that story should be at the top of the page now. very funny.

 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-26 14:32 [#00417655]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



what is weighting 2000 kgs, is yellow?

a canary but a fat one!
:D

 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2002-10-26 14:50 [#00417657]
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oh, such of a lunatic experience...
I'm copying it and sending it to some people

 

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