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offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:52 [#00414692]
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Despite the name sounding more like a poem than a MB
thread, Im going to be the first (yet again) to ask you
group what your plans are for Christmas. Do you usually
have a lot of family over? What do the different countries
have for the main Christmas meal? How do you deal with
presents (day before? Christmas morning?).


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:54 [#00414696]
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woohoo, Christmas!!! Can't wait!!! I'm getting a dvd player
and The Lord of the Rings 4 disc edition for Christmas...

ummm, we usually have my nan over for Christmas... we
usually have all my fathers brothers and sister over for a
dinner...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-23 19:55 [#00414700]
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YOU EAT THEM!?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-23 19:55 [#00414701]
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jesus fucking christ, 4 discs? who the fuck has time for
that?

i'm gonna make my OWN stuffing:wonder bread and colt 45!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:56 [#00414703]
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That sounds awfully fun :)

TLOFR dvd thing sounds cool too. didn't know that many cds
came with it.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:56 [#00414704]
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Yes, my family is enormous and really close. Hell, we're
having a massive dinner even on Halloween.

I can't wait... I love Christmas. I'm getting Metroid Prime
and something HUGE, or so my mom says. I've gone snooping
and haven't found this HUGE thing, she probably has it at
someone else's house, knowing that I'll snoop.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:56 [#00414706]
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yeah, well we did...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:57 [#00414707]
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One more to 6000... oooooooooohhhh!!!!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:57 [#00414709]
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Qrter: You've never eaten a family member before? Dude, its
all the rage here in Canada. if you havn't eaten a family
memeber by the age of 16 you're simply stuck with the
nickname "Pugger".


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-10-23 19:57 [#00414711]
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i thought it was 3? fuck if i care though, i haven't even
seen the movie.

i'm asking for cd's and dvd's for christmas. for the last
few years i've really had nothing big to ask for.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:58 [#00414715]
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HOLY COW THIS DESERVES A THRAED!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-23 19:59 [#00414720]
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in Europe we generally eat other people's family members..
so, um, that would be other people, really..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-23 19:59 [#00414721]
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maybe it IS the house.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-23 19:59 [#00414722]
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and no one wants to be labeled a pugger... if you're a
pugger then you're open to be eaten by anyone, not just
family... not a good thing... picture this, walking down the
streets on christmas eve, and seeing adults running towards
you with forks and knives... *sniff* it happened to my
friend, and they say we went with a fight... I'm not afraid
to admit I had a pugger for a friend!!!

*cries*



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 20:02 [#00414729]
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Thank you Funkmaster for sharing that all too embarrasing
story. thank you. :( i know the feeling...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-23 20:03 [#00414730]
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in Europe, when a man cries, you may eat him on sight,
christmas or no christmas..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-23 20:05 [#00414735]
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I heard from a friend the other day that in the UK its still
legal if your English to shoot a Welshman with bow and arrow
between 4 and 5 o'clock in the morning. no kidding. probably
would never hold up in court (I hope)..


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 20:05 [#00414737]
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LOL


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-23 20:07 [#00414743]
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1. Go kill a really big tree.
2. Drag it home and, somehow, stand it up straight in the
living room.
3. Risk life and limb stringing up fragile, expensive
decorations on the stupid thing.
4. Go out the day before X-mas and make my way through
large, unruly crowds, overspend on cheap-ass junk I'll try
to pass off as "gifts" and somehow NOT go on a six-state
killing spree.
5. Wrap the so-called "gifts" with my pathetic gift-wrapping
skills, because while I may spend too much on gift-wrap,
it's better and cheaper than giving to professionals who
jabber endlessly about festive days gone by.
6. Get home and overdose on eggnog and spend all night
throwing up, cursing why there should be a holiday at all.
7. Get about an hour or two of sleep, before coming down and
accepting others attempts at "gifts" for me, then
half-heartedly bid a "Merry Christmas" before heading back
to my room and throwing those "gifts" into my closet with
all the other "gifts" from past holidays.

8. Return to a normal life and know I have a whole year
before I have to go through all that again.

So MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL, NOW GET THE HELL AWAY
FROM ME YOU FREAKS!!!

(Now back to our program...)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-23 20:09 [#00414746]
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THERE IS A PROGRAM..!?


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 20:10 [#00414747]
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Wow...hey psss...DaWeeze...um..we're live. About 5 million
children just saw you say that...you just ruined 5 million
Christmas days :( YOU BAD MAN!!!!!!!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-23 20:12 [#00414750]
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-23 20:13 [#00414753]
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dude. i think DaWeeze is jewish.

WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH YOUR DREIDEL


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-23 20:15 [#00414754]
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it's gotta suck when it gets to sing along time during
Christmas in Jewish homes... I mean, all they can sing is
Dreidel Dreidel... THEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE DAMMIT!!!!!!! ;)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-23 20:17 [#00414756]
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dude, fuckin havah nagila

you don't know shit about jews! they may all be circumsized,
but there's some cool shit like the kaballah (see: pi )


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-23 20:21 [#00414758]
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Of course I'm not Jewish. If I were, every sentence would
have an "Oy!", "Flashnickered" or "Get a job and get out of
my life!".

I have never said any of these things in any of my posts.
Look them up.

(...and now, the introduction from Hell...)

(:)~


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-23 20:21 [#00414759]
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what is Dreidel?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-23 20:22 [#00414762]
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it's this wierd jewish top they use to decide which baby to
sacrifice


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-23 20:23 [#00414764]
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I learned what a moil is from Seinfeld... :)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-23 21:34 [#00414851]
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moyle


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-10-23 21:37 [#00414854]
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i'm going to florida!
plus i gots to see two towers, and i'm finally going to get
a PS2. its gonna be good.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-10-23 21:39 [#00414861]
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elaine is a shixah


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-10-23 21:42 [#00414866]
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it's a 4 disc set......which i plan on buying when it comes
out in november. i hear it has games and other
stuff....extended scenes.....etc. i thought the movie was
great so i'm anxious for it.

i never ask for anything, i don't really like the commercial
elements of christmas. i believe in giving things to people
when you find something for them, doesn't have to be their
birthday or some holiday, i like getting things from the
HEART. so i prefer not getting or receiving gifts, i usually
work on holidays, it's almost like just another day to me.

i do love all the lights tho! =0)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-24 06:07 [#00415334]
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moyle... moil... what's the difference?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-24 07:35 [#00415391]
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"i do love all the lights tho! =0)"

You know what I like? The coloured lights. Those "tasteful"
white lights are going out of fashion, being replaced by the
bright coloured once again. Woohoo!

My favourites are the large frosted (not clear!) coloured
ones, preferably with a good mix of red, green, blue, pink
and yellow. They look good enough to eat.



 


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