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i feel like having a topic closed! |
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lol |
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If you were wanking and a vein popped in your head. That would suck. Massively. Worse that your ass being ripped open by too big of a shit. >_< |
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i'll start off simple: dying with a cross in your hand that has a blood-drawn swastika in the center, in front of an all blacks church |
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that reminds me of a joke i read once. What's grosser than gross? Popping a boner and running out of skin. |
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hmmm well you could unscrew a wire hanger and stick it up your ass as far as you can, and then it would stab through or internal organs. then people walk in they'll discover your naked body with a wire hanger sticking ha;lfway out ya ass. ok consider this topic closed, |
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Oh the shame of being found! };> |
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thats not terribly offensive, just embarrasing. along the lines of dieing while masturbating or something. i'm talkin' truly rank, like dieing while masturbating in public in front of a bunch of old people. throw in some rascist slurs and you're halfway there! perhaps i should stop before i get banned. hmm. yeah, hope its not too late. |
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I read somethng about a guy who put a toilet plunger on the bottom of his bathtub, then proceeded to try and sit on it. He slipped on the slippery tub surface and the long handle went up through his body and stuff. That would suck pretty bad too. |
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going to one of the refugee camps in somalia and eating yourself to death on their UN rations.. |
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hahaha |
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i wonder if the food network is akin to porn in somalia. |
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What's red, bubbles, and scratches at the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave. |
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oh crap, not the baby jokes. someone close my thread now! |
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haha ok ok enough of those |
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haha |
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this topic is awesome <3 <3 <3 |
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ba taste huh?.. the best part about a 12 year old girl is that when they turn around they look like a 12 year old boy :P~~ I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy |
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going to one of those militant antiabortian meetings dressed in a coat made from the skin of aborted featuces and then throwing the intestants at the crowd and waiting for them to kill you. less chat and more death please :) |
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that's pretty much why it'll be closed too as soon as a mod or phobia finds it. but hey, topics with 200+ posts about how meat is murder/meat is yummy can stay up for years! |
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what if like, some one ripped your dick off, and then it got errect, and they stabbed you with it. that would be like "dude, quit it. thats mine" and you could stick it in their ass and be like "stoping fucking yourself :ream: stop fucking yourself :ream: |
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if its erect before you ripp it of and then quickly tapes the bottom before all the blood drains it should work.. |
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wow |
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hahaha |
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LOL!!! that's sick dood. hahaha. i'm actually laughing. ohhh my belly. "stop fucking yourself!" hahaha classic. |
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this is a pretty fast growing toping. we are sick bastards, eh? "stop fucking yourself"....oooohhhh.... |
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goddamn lol that was funny man |
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oh man i just thought of something horrible, and i am NOT going to post it |
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YES. YES YOU ARE. YOU WILL POST IT, NNNNNNNOW! plz? |
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tell me and i'll post it |
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hmm. so lets see, there are five or six sickos posting on this topic and the rest of the board chooses to ignore. interesting. we'll see if this lasts. |
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come on now.. you know you want to! |
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come on post!!! |
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post it man |
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btw lol@quit fucking yourself |
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yeah. go ahead, you won't get banned, well, you might, ah hell, do it before someone shuts this operation down! |
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come on! the clock is 04:55, i need something nice to think about when i go to bed. |
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yah man! what Zaphod said! you know you wanna. its gotta be as good as "stop fucking yourself" |
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[zaphod] that's because this is prceless!! |
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ok people, lets chant post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! |
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raping a nun to death with a pitchfork while listening to Johnny Cash records would be pretty offensive (for the nun...) |
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post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! post roy! plz? |
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yeah, or swearing in church untill the nuns freak out and beat you to death with their bibles. |
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don't do drugs! (24 January 2000, Ohio) The Los Angeles Police Department contacted Ohio police hoping to locate a missing truck driver and his load of broccoli. The stalled truck was located four days later and towed to a local mechanic. They thawed and refueled the truck and found that, apart from an empty gas tank, the vehicle had no mechanical problems. The driver's personal effects and seven bricks of marijuana were discovered in the cab of the vehicle. The trucking company and the police were both interested in the whereabouts of the errant driver, and a search was initiated. Shortly thereafter a patrolman noticed two feet protruding between the pallets of broccoli -- feet which belonged to the missing man. The broccoli was unloaded as quickly as possible in the cold Ohio winter, leaving the frozen body of the driver standing precisely upside down, attached to the floor of the trailer by his head. He was surrounded by space heaters and eventually pried off the floor, but his frozen corpse had to be turned on its side to load it into a rescue squad vehicle, as his arm was sticking out and wouldn't fit through the door. The Cuyahoga County coroner's office determined that the man was trying to retrieve a stash of cocaine from between the pallets of broccoli when he fell and knocked himself unconscious. He soon suffered from a fatal case of hypothermia and died in the icy air. Perhaps he should have confined his drug smuggling to the more clement climate of California. |
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no dude it's too wrong! lets just say it involves auto erotic aphyxiation (sp?), a white hood, and forced oral sex |
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like the priest in fight club |
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or if you went to a gay wedding and started spraying them all with red paint and shouting, "YOU'VE GOT THE AIDS! YOU'VE GOT THE AIDS!" |
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oh god, don't tease us ,.. now you have to post it!! |
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I know,.. E-MAIL it TO ME!!! plz plz plz plz plz |
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