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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=aphextwin |
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why don't you make it a link??? I don't quite understand your Canadian humor anyway. |
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"qrter is a hammer that dissolves dirt and has adverts on the side." rings a bell.. |
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"marlowe is like a normal human clone, but it can pick locks." mm, yes. |
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"diemax is like a normal electric drill, but it pings when it's ready." again, pretty accurate.. |
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"earthleakage is a human clone that kills ants! It detects evil and secretes a sticky glue. " ooh this is getting eerie..! |
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"jarworski is an ornately-engraved sphere that improves blood clotting! It holds up to twenty cigarettes and kills fleas." yup! works for me! |
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"zeus is a robotic dog that emits harmful gases!" I kid you not! |
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"naaic is a contraceptive device that looks like a fish!" heh... |
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Refund is a fork that makes you invisible, looks better than it sounds and fetches sticks. |
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"phobiazero is a WAP device that mimics its user! It hums incessantly." yes yes yes. |
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sheesh what a great site! |
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"neetta is a fridge magnet that catalogues its contents! It contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica and flies like a rocket." |
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can't argue with any of that, Alex |
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yeah.. scary isn't it..? |
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"flea is a dog collar that shoots laser beams! It is used by the US military." I had my suspisions.. |
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" ziggomatic is like a normal freezer, but it emits dangerous radiation. " ........that's me. |
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"zaphod is a breakfast cereal that sounds better than it looks! It is invisible to the naked eye and rotates at high speed. " ...this is too much fun.... |
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"Conformist is like a normal armband, but it freezes anything it touches. " ..ok. |
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"uviol is a piece of string that can cook small meals! It shreds documents. " ..how typical.. |
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"jand is a sticking plaster! It dehumidifies the air!" said with urgency! |
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ha ha! thats a good one.. |
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"LeCoeur is a Christmas tree! It may have harmful side effects!" yeah! |
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"DonkeyRhubarb is a hammer that anticipates your every move! It moulds to fit its user and communicates with other copies of itself. " ...yep. what wonderful powers... |
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Gubb is a mobile phone that's made of rubber! It contains a tinier version of itself and has a leopardskin print. |
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"Bill Gates is a human clone that's voice-activated! " ...how true! |
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"My penis is like a normal fridge magnet, but it disinfects work surfaces. " |
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my dick is a vacuum cleaner that's not suitable for children, is actually just a solid block of plastic and has a million household uses. how true. |
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"Your penis is a penknife that catches spiders! " |
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"Michael Jackson is a pair of trousers that can disable electrical hardware and runs on compressed air. " |
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"autechre is like a normal lunchbox, but it can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds." |
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"Bill Clinton is like a normal fizzy drink, but it emits harmful gases. " heehee |
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"Richard D. James is a riot shield! It tells you when it's ready! " |
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"Björk is a TV remote control that can communicate with your golf club! It keeps drinks cold and communicates via Instant Messenger." |
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"This message is an electric drill that can speak twelve languages and vibrates. " .....buzzzzzzzzzzz..... no abla espanol?? wie heiBt du? |
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"Your mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery! " haha! |
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here's one of my own inventions.... "If I was a mannequin, then your dad is like a normal CD-rom, but it changes colour to reflect your mood. " :) |
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"If camels are grey, and walruses don't speak Spanish then my leg is a saucepan that's made entirely of wood! " god i can't stop! |
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"Needless to say, your uncle is a toilet seat that shoots laser beams! It can play chess. " HAH :) |
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"After careful consideration, and thorough examination, I concluded that your pet Chihuahua is a hi-fi that can communicate with your diamond ring! " |
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"Since I was on vacation in the Andes, while tripping on acid, I have noticed that your face is a speaker system that detects explosives! It is transparent and has a leopardskin print. " heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :))))))) one more.....:) |
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"After I took a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong massive shit, I came to realize that my toilet is an energy drink that walks on three mechanical legs! It does exactly what it says on the tin. " thank you, good night! :()()() |
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this is quite a good way to earn points while having good fun! well, at least for a limited amount of time, until you actually figure out the pattern in the randomness............................................. |
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This shit is not funny at all :\ |
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emphasis on the 'at all' |
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emphasis on the 'at all' is an answering machine! It cures all known illnesses! |
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Dizzy Gillespie is a contact lens that keeps your teeth clean! It may have harmful side effects. ..... |
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Binaural Tea is a chainsaw that squirts water! Hmmm. |
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God is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting. |
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My best invention is a hole-punch that emits thick black smoke and responds to ambient light changes. |
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