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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-11 17:58 [#00400718]
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JLH = Nosferatu with boobs


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-11 18:00 [#00400721]
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har har


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-11 18:04 [#00400726]
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did i miss something?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-11 18:04 [#00400727]
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She is so hideously disgusting.

What is with these ugly girls getting popular because of
their ''hot'' looks? It makes so sense. The average college
girl is hotter than her.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-11 18:22 [#00400738]
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Tolstoyed: If you don't have her in Slovenia yet so much the
better for you my friend. Someday she will get loose in your
country and devastate it.

Ophecks: Thumbs! I am wanna get all up in the average
college girl.

JLH looks like she got beaten for a week with the ugly
stick, kicked with the ugly boots, and about six quarts ugly
enema from the ugly nozzle. Wah!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-11 18:25 [#00400744]
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can i do anything to help you keep her there? :)


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-10-11 18:30 [#00400746]
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her nose pisses me off

sarah michelles gellars does too

fucking noses

all gross and shizity shiznit


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-10-11 18:35 [#00400749]
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your avatar! its the stoned girl! haha!

"and i was like....uuuuuuunnnnhhhhhh...."


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-10-11 18:37 [#00400750]
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hahaha, good call zeus....a nice nose is essential


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-11 18:50 [#00400757]
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For me it's her jaw; it's like an old man with a penknife
sat in front of a country store and spent a lazy afternoon
paring her face away.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-11 18:51 [#00400758]
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and it was like bleep bleep bleep bleep


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-10-11 18:52 [#00400759]
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i just think she's on a hella amount of drugs.

"it ate my paper! it was like.........a really good
paper........"


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-11 18:56 [#00400763]
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Her appearance doesn't concern me...

It's her attempts at acting and singing (with tasteless
people actually buying her "talents") that turns me off...

:(


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-10-11 18:57 [#00400764]
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blech jennifer love hewitt isn't good looking at all.
now natalie portman on the other hand....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-11 18:58 [#00400765]
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you guys are really hard to satisfy... :)


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-11 18:59 [#00400766]
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Yes, we are...

:P


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-10-11 19:05 [#00400768]
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wow natalie portman is a real cutie. AND.. and
Sophie..Ellis..Bextor. Aight?!



 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-10-11 19:07 [#00400769]
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ugh I'd take sarah michelle gellar OR jennifer love hewitt
over natalie portman any day of the week.. I don't think
she's really that good looking. Or many other of the
so-called hot celebrities these days.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-11 19:07 [#00400770]
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miss hayek seems pretty fine to me


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-10-11 19:25 [#00400782]
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WOW! PAMELA ANDERSON AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-10-11 19:27 [#00400783]
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hmmm, I like Jennifer Love Hewitt... I think she's hot!!


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-10-11 19:30 [#00400786]
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WOW! PAMELA ANDERSON "!!!!! COOL


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-10-11 19:44 [#00400790]
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who was that moose who married that pensioner for all his
money? anywayz, he must o had bad catarhacts or somethin


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-11 19:45 [#00400791]
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are you thinking of ann nicole smith?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-10-11 19:47 [#00400794]
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yeah! she's about as attractive as peter beardsley


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-11 19:50 [#00400795]
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you could use a pillow on her as well


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-10-11 19:50 [#00400796]
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NO! ANNA NICOLE HAS GOT BOOBS! BIGGUNS! THEREFOR SHES HOT!
AND SHES BLONDE AS WELL!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-11 19:52 [#00400799]
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She also seems mentally-disenchanted...even more than a
blonde should be...

:D


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-10-11 19:53 [#00400802]
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omg, have you ever seen her show? its atrocious. anna nicole
smith should be put away where noone can see her, shes
terrible.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-11 20:14 [#00400831]
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No. I haven't...

...and I would rather be eaten by army ants.

:|


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-11 20:42 [#00400855]
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I saw a promo for Anna Nicole's show; it looks like she's
wanting to fuck her stepson or something, please tell me it
isn't true...

hot chix:

Michelle Trachtenberg OMFG yes!

Kate Hudson following in her mom's oh so deliciously
fuckable footsteps

Janeane Garofalo but /me thinks you'd have to soften her up
with a few blows to the head before successful coitus

Uma Thurman amen

Angela Basset mmmm hot chocolate

Colleen from the first Survivor

various chicks from my highschool graduating class who have
been known to stroll through my masturbatory fantasies from
time to time


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-10-11 21:03 [#00400871]
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there's only 1 cat deeley


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-10-11 21:44 [#00400924]
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Helloooo?! What about that hideous forehead and hairdo?
She looks like a french poodle on growth hormones!


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-10-11 23:50 [#00401074]
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fleet: hrm... ol' Michelle Trachtenberg.. was thinking of
her just the other day.. what's she up to now that she's
done with Nickelodeon movies.. is Buffy still going? I saw
her on that a few times...


 

offline Clic on 2002-10-12 02:28 [#00401126]
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Hmmm...

I would like to put Jennifer Love Hewitt in between two
matresses, and jump on the part where her head is.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-12 17:08 [#00401544]
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Haven't seen Buffy since it moved off Fox... too cheap to
get cable. Not sure if Michelle is still in. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmy
god that girl makes my eyes tear up with pre-cum.



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-12 17:10 [#00401547]
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Jill Hennesy

Angelina Jolie

The mother from One Hour Photo

The chick from CSI: Crimescene Investigation (not
Helgenberger, the brunette)

Your mom

The above women are on my ''to fuck'' list.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-12 17:17 [#00401553]
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My mom is a man, which makes you a... wait, that makes me a
mutant or worse. Never mind.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-12 17:25 [#00401558]
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jill hennesy, who's that?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-10-12 17:28 [#00401563]
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i can't believe no-one's mentioned holly valance

mmmmmm.... holly valaaaannnceeee


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-12 17:31 [#00401568]
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Jill Hennesy is the brunette from Crossing Jordan. I've
watched the show but I couldn't tell what it was about,
because I was transfixed by her presence.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-12 17:33 [#00401573]
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that's because holly is so devoted to you dobbin. surely
noone would be able to pull her away from you?!


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-10-12 17:34 [#00401575]
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i don't think i'd call JLH ugly? perhaps not my
type
but still .. ugly?

i don't think i'd kick her out of bed for farting .. bout to
check some pics tho, can't really remember all those poodle
features


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-12 17:36 [#00401578]
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Shes ok, nothing special, kinda wierd nose i must say


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-10-12 17:36 [#00401581]
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ah .. yeah ok .. point taken ps:(look at side on photo's!)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-12 17:37 [#00401582]
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Actually, I've got a thing for Sophie Ellis Bextor, too.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-12 17:38 [#00401586]
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WHAAAAAAA Ophecks, u going insane man, she looks so
prostetic, and her cheek bones are kinda wierd, and shes a
little too white

But going back to Korben Dallas said, i wouldnt kick her out
of bed


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-10-12 17:38 [#00401587]
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yeah was just about to comment .. has she had a nose job ..
coz seems its not the same on all pics? maybe its the
"perspective" thing ?

ah well .. jonesy will have a field day when he finds this
post.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-10-12 17:40 [#00401593]
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I know, it's weird... she looks like some kind of weird doll
or some shit...

At least I don't have a crush on Kylie Minogue...
''Skeletor''.


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-10-12 17:41 [#00401599]
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haha .. i've got a friend who's mad about Kylie .. that's
some weird shit.


 


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