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If you were in a street fighting tournament, which artists would you want to avoid? I would not want to fight: David Gilmour- big tough looking guy with a tough guy voice Roger Waters- Horrifying and 6'4'' of meanness! John Lennon- The guy was a fighter in his youth, and I bet he was always a hardass in fist fights. Henry Rollins- Built like a brick shit house. The Clash- I just wouldn't want to fuck with ANY of them for some reason. Aaron Funk- Looks tough. Dave Mustaine/James Hetfield- The rest of Metallica are runts, but these two look mean. James in his guitar playing stance is pretty intimidating! Ozzy- Unpredictable. The singer from Rammstein- Big scary fucker! *shudders at the thought of fighting the singer from Rammstein Maynard James Keenan- Small. I'd feel bad hitting such a tiny dude, and he could take advantage of this and kick my ass while I refuse to hit the little midget. Freddie Mercury- I dunno, he's a bundle of energy... he could kick my ass, and he could kick YOURS. Bob Dylan- I just get that ''I could kick your ass'' vibe from him. Don't you? Drummer from System of a Down- Mean looking sonuvabitch. Again, he oozes machismo and could probably beat me up. Which guys would you LOVE to fight? I think I could take on the whole group of Linkin Park. So fucking HILARIOUSLY chidish looking with their skater clothes and spiked hair. Fuck. Syd Barrett- Too messed up. I could take 'em. |
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rollins with out a doubt.......that guy is massive. when i met him he was so nice, but holy smokes his muscles were ALL ova the place. i could kick maynards lil bottom.....but why would i.....i'd rather he sing me a lullabye......ehhehehe |
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Henry Rollings is as tall as he looks though...I'd like to fight RDJ. Not that I hate him or anything, but I think it would be fun. I'd beat Ozzy's ass. I'd really like a few rounds with all those pop singers like the backstreet boys and nsync. I'd beat them to death... |
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Tom Jenkinson would read his manifesto out to ya before the scrap like he was reading the scrolls of the Shinden Fudo Ryu and you would melt with cringing nausea. Amen breaks would shoot out of his eyes atcha and the fight would be over before it begans. That guy is as scarey as he is talented!!! |
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I meant henry rollins is NOT as tall as he looks... |
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RDJ with windowlicker behind, and the clips effects will be great like shinny fight |
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henry rollins beat the crap out of oswald on the drew carrey show last night. it was pretty sweet |
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roger waters would be too drunk to fight |
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rollins is as BIG as he looks......my god his neck was as thick as 4 2x4's....ehehhe all you'd have to do to ozzie is blow in his general direction and he'd fall over......tee hee |
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Aphex Twin in Window Licker - Would you mess with a brutha as fly as him? Raging Speedhorn's lead singer - The fact he would scream to your face metled Thom Yorke - Can be explosive and would make you contemplate life by just showing you the video of 'Just' VSnares - 7ft tall, scary insane look in eye, would you mess with him? (i agree with you Ophecks) |
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ill have to give a try, must be so violent, with rain-bow-kicker shit im tripped ill soon be wet with blood and champagn!! ;o)j |
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What's with this ''Ozzy is a pussy'' shit? He shot up his wife's cats with a shotgun, bit the heads of a dove AND a bat, shit in an elevator in front of rich posh people, pissed on the Alamo... who know WHAT he'd to you? |
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Is Aaron really 7 feet tall, that's like the third time I saw that mentioned. Is is exagerration or is the guy that big? I wouldn't want to get in fistifcuffs with Axl Rose or Buckethead. B-head is massive. |
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''who know WHAT he'd to you?'' Ouch, I pride myself on good grammar, but... urgh. |
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I am bigger than most of them..you dont wanna come across me in a dark alley..because i am a bit of a pussy cat at heart and you may send me up and running... |
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Josh and Nick from QOTSA are fucking nuts... I met the guy from Sixty Watt Shaman and he was fuckin huge, it was like talking to a building... but the winners have to be either Anal Cunt or the Dwarves, those two bands should be put away for life, they're health hazards! |
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i wouldn't avoid anyone. |
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Thom Yorke is scary too..i mean he's cool but i would not want to see his dark side...especially in some allyway |
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i wouldn't want to fight bjork. she is so small she'd propaply bite and use her nails like a cat. |
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You'd have to get through ME first to fight barrett you cunt -- and I'd rip your fucking head off and feed it to his monkeys! "bob dylan"? Surely you jest! he's about as intimidating as a squashed ladybug! :P |
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im just curious to know how you came up with such a question! |
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'Freddie Mercury- I dunno, he's a bundle of energy... he could kick my ass, and he could kick YOURS.' I can only imagine what else he'd do to my ass.. *sigh I bet that mustache worked wonders in the titillation department. |
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must be good to ride him as bycicle ;o) |
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How about artists whose ass you can kick ... like Yanni. |
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i'd fight moby hehe |
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ill try moby and eminem as a package ! |
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hm... perhaps this is the difference that's supposed to exist between electronic music and old rock... it's supposed to have less to do with image and more to do with musical ability, and i'd make aaron funk by bitch any day of the week the only musicians i'm afraid of are the dead ones- 'cause they have evil zombie powers like that movie with all the dead people in it... what was it... oh yeah- the wizard of oz- i wouldn't wanna fuck with any of those munchkins- just the right height to chew off a testicle scary! |
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NOT: Richard James - It´d be kinda weird since i like a few of his tracks. Tom Jenkinson - I figured by listening to his cover of "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division, he must be a homo-gay. And i don´t hit women. Liam Gallagher - Cause Noel Gallagher would hit me at the same time from another direction and i would black out. Prince - Because he´s to small to be noticed. It must be a jolly good old laugh to see him chatting up a hot lady on the dance floor, and when they dance she has to fold her back like the ringer of notredame. I WOULD FIGHT: Michael Jackson - It´d be great. Dolly Parton - She´s a cute old country singer so i´d hug her lots. Plus shes got cleavage. Michael Douglas - So i could show Mrs. Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas that i rock her world. And kick ass. And yes he´s not a singer, i know. Al Pacino - Cause he´s not an artist either. |
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Tom Jenkinson - I figured by listening to his cover of "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division, he must be a homo-gay. And i don´t hit women." you heard 'greenways trajectory' or 'mind rubbers'? how 'bout 'come one my selector' or 'anstromm feck-4'? no? then shut the fuck up. |
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Yeah, i love "Greenways Trajectory". Its quite fucking great for a gay man. I´m sure Love will tear Tom apart. |
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anstromm feck 4 and kill robok are a bit too mainstream though, at least he could have filtered it all in fruity loops and acid pro to get that IDM sound of his. |
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yes, Aaron is really 6 foot something, 7 is pushing it a bit :) either way, he would be the most feared on my list, he'd either kick your ass with some mad breakcore, or just pound you into the ground with one hit. |
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on the fear of mr.Funk I'd like to direct you to this thread he started on Planet Mu a month ago: |
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i wouldn't want to fight RDJ, he just looks mean. and thom yorke may be small, but i have a feeling hes a fighter. |
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I'll beat the living shit out of that moron Andrew W.K....fuckin' fudge packer <3 peace.love.dope |
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wouldnt want to hit celine dion, no way id probably break her bones, actually id prolly shatter her whole body into a million pieces... i havent a problem with killing celine, but id get arrested :( i would like to hit you, ophecks. you're just so weak. ...but seriously, id like to hit madonna. dont ask why. i just..would. |
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Peace and love, and yet you want to beat the living shit out of somebody? EH?^_^ That's a cute face. |
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''i would like to hit you, ophecks. you're just so weak'' 5'10'', 142. Weak is the word. |
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6'1" and 187 pounds of pure Man-beef here. I've wanted to hit you for a really long time. |
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You caught me....I put it there on purpose I'm glad you picked up on it, Jeez no wonder youre a moderator-youre quick I tell ya <3 peace.love.dope |
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maynard, he's my idol. Jarworski, where did u get your avatar? |
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Ophecks He over towers Mike P |
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No way would I consider fighting Rollins. I'd take on all of Linkin Park and SAK at the same time... |
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S M Pennysworth. You used to say how lame this board was and then vowed to leave never to return. A bunch of posts later and your still here. No one cares tho. "he must be a homo-gay. And I don't hit women." Don't think that all gays are pussys because a lot of the gay guys I know could kill an insignificant homophobic like you in a moment. Keep deluding yourself with grandeur and you will survive little girl. You can be a smart ass or ignore me now. I doubt you can be original enough to even register with my mind or even if you will ever see this. |
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As for the bands I'd fight? Well I'd have a fucking good go at anyone. I don't care. But if I'd win or not would be a different matter. Good topic like. |
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Henry rollins. He's a liar. |
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Id like to hit Marilyn Manson. Just like Jon Davis did when he knocked him on his arse. |
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'Liam Gallagher - Cause Noel Gallagher would hit me at the same time from another direction and i would black out.' hehe very funny! i would fight brad pitt 'cos he'd probably kick the shit through me... so then i could feel like ed norton! |
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Spikee Dragon: Geeezz.. It was a lame JOOOKE. I said "Tom Jenkinson - I figured by listening to his cover of "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division, he must be a homo-gay. And i don´t hit women." I dont think anyone can write something like that and be serious. A few days ago i made a topic telling how good i think his "Love Will Tear Us Apart" cover really is. Sorry about any inconvenience this might have caused. I am not an evil or stupid person. |
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hhaha i see you´re getting into trouble pennyworth, its alright with me though, i know you so well =) |
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