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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK. then I've DEFINITELY shit my pants..." |
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Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures. "Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." There's a pause... The second Arab says, wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?" |
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this geezer goes down to the doctors, and he says to the doctor "doctor, doctor, every time i look in the mirror - i get an erection!" the doctor looked at the man as if he immediately recognised the problem, and said to the man "that's 'cos you look like a cunt." |
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So this guy walks into a bar... OUCH!!! |
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This Tramp walks into a Jewellery Shop and blatantly starts to finger his own arse. The assistant screams at him to get out of the shop at which he calmly points to a sign that says "Come in and pick your own ring." There's going to be a film about the life of Dr Harold Shipman made. It will star Robert De Niro and be called "Old Dear Hunter". Two Condoms are walking down the road when they go past a Gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says "Shall we go in and get Shit-faced?" That's me done. |
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MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
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