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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 12:01 [#00376616]
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i have purchased all of autechre's albums under the false
impression that their music actually was groundbreaking.

i now realise the albums are made by smug bald guys who
despise music and just want to try and create a cacophony of
noise and try and pass it off as genius. I'm on to you guys.
I bet they are laughing at every poor sod that buys one of
their albums.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-03 12:10 [#00376618]
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You are this: wrong.

And surely you realised by the time that you had bought the
fourth or fifth album that you didn't actually like their
work?

Bill Hicks ist good, though.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 12:12 [#00376621]
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i have just recently had the epiphany and i want to tell the
world.

autechre hate you.

i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore.


 

offline ponk_gangbiks from Dordrecht (Netherlands, The) on 2002-09-03 12:15 [#00376624]
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i have purchased all of aphex's albums under the false
impression that his music actually was groundbreaking.

i now realise the albums are made by smug beardy guy who
despise music and just want to try and create a cacophony of

noise and try and pass it off as genius. I'm on to him.
I bet he is laughing at every poor sod that buys one of
his sister's albums.


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-09-03 12:17 [#00376627]
Points: 395 Status: Addict



I realized ppl sucks and want to tell the world...

pssss...


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 12:31 [#00376649]
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Has anyone actually listened to confield for god's sake.
It's fucking awful. They're just having all you guys on.
It's obviously a joke.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 12:35 [#00376653]
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and by the way..joking about paedophilia is so last year


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 12:36 [#00376654]
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chris morris is a midget compared to the man


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-03 12:37 [#00376656]
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lemme guess.. is the man... Bill Hicks?



 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-03 12:47 [#00376659]
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Yeah, good thing I've been posting under this name since
last year.



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-03 12:48 [#00376660]
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Does he think that its all a joke?



 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-09-03 13:14 [#00376677]
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Lumet's Network was a damn good film though
"i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore."
bill you have taste in films but not much else...


 

offline again on 2002-09-03 13:23 [#00376679]
Points: 246 Status: Regular



bill hicks---yes i have heard confield , the track pen
expers is a work of genius i dont have you can reduce there
work to cacophony of noise

ps-and they dont hate anyone who buys there records--i know!


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-09-03 13:29 [#00376685]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



serves you right for paying money for things you cant
digest..what was the motivation behind..five albums before
coming to this conclusion

you are either
1. You just wanted to impress people, and had no spine,
taste or opinions of your own, until you got your credit
card bill..

or

2. You are too thick and dumb for words



 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-09-03 13:40 [#00376690]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



The real BILL HICKS would probably have said something like
this to you >

"If you'd wanted to hear what their music was like you'd
have checked out one CD and taken it from there. But no, you
buy the entire fucking collection without ever having heard
any of their music. Because ? mmm... the word MORON mean
anything t'ya ? Its just that your eyebrows are real close
together.... " :D

I; unlike you, UNDERSTAND "The mans'" humour.

And Chris morris never joked about pedophilia, rather the
media "Misinformation" circus surrounding it. And I believe
i hear Bill Hicks applauding that material from his grave .

amen ;)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-03 14:42 [#00376725]
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damn! you fuckin' nailed bill hicks AND bill_hicks right
there!


 

offline diablo on 2002-09-03 14:48 [#00376730]
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BOOOOoooooooooom!

(Sorry, I went all UK Garage then...)


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-09-03 14:56 [#00376734]
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BooYaa Kasha


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 15:04 [#00376747]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



Where to start with the retards?

Firstly, I would never be so egotistical or arrogant or
thick to say that I could speak for Bill Hicks. To hear your
ill-informed views is bad enough but to say that Bill would
have thought of them is quite appalling.

Secondly, I never said that I bought all of Autechre's
albums AT THE SAME TIME!!!! GOT IT????? I have bought them
OVER A PERIOD OF YEARS. GOT IT?????? GOOD. I have just
suddenly realised that i was deluding myself into thinking
their was some sort of artistic beauty behind all that
mechanical farting. UNDERSTAND NOW??? OKAY???

Also you come out with this shit about knowing Bill Hicks's
humour better than me. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A COMPETITION!!!
ARE YOU SUCH A SAD FUCK YOU WANT TO COMPARE HOW WELL WE KNOW
HIS COMEDY??? HOW MANY CD'S YOU GOT??? WHO FUCKING
CARES????? HOW MANY TIMES YOU SEEN HIM LIVE. FUCK OFF!!! GET
A LIFE YOU SAD LITTLE TOSSER!!!!! YOU'RE EXACTLY THE TYPE OF
TWAT THAT THINKS THERE IS ANY WORTH IN AUTECHRE. THE SORT OF
INTROVERTED LITTLE KNOB WHO THINKS HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THE
GREAT UNWASHED. OH, YOU'RE SPECIAL!! GET A LIFE!!



 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-09-03 15:09 [#00376761]
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+Secondly, I never said that I bought all of Autechre's
albums AT THE SAME TIME!!!! GOT IT????? I have bought them
OVER A PERIOD OF YEARS. GOT IT?????? GOOD. I have just
suddenly realised that i was deluding myself into thinking
their was some sort of artistic beauty behind all that
mechanical farting. UNDERSTAND NOW??? OKAY??? +

sorry but you couldnt come off any dumber..after this
clarification..you dont like an artists work yet you
continue buying it...over a period of years!!

and to quote Ophecks..

psst..above the shift key to the left..
it's called a caps lock..click on it..


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-03 15:11 [#00376763]
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would you care for a coffee enema?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 15:12 [#00376764]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



i'll try to write this in words of one syllable so all you
dumb cunts can read ....ok?

i used to like...i used to buy. i now not like. i now not
buy. ok???


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-09-03 15:13 [#00376766]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Bill_Hicks: Can't you go yell at your dog or little sister
or something?


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-09-03 15:16 [#00376772]
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well that's not what you said in the first post.

your intellect is still too vast Bill..reading even your
toned down version gave me a headache...me not unnerstan
half of your write stuff.....you too smart like eh?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 15:30 [#00376786]
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well, that's ok then.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-03 15:34 [#00376792]
Points: 1536 Status: Lurker



oh dear


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-09-03 15:35 [#00376793]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



yes bill very smart..we are not..back off everyone..show
respect to the glowing intellect...


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-09-03 16:04 [#00376819]
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sheesh, its not like there is such thing as genius, anyways,
guys. lets not argue.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-03 17:44 [#00376888]
Points: 21459 Status: Lurker



lp5/ep7/chichlisuite/bine is some of my favorite music


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-09-03 18:03 [#00376911]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



ever heard the Bill Hicks "ABC news report : kid on drugs
thought he could fly & jumped out of a building & died
../tragedy " joke ?

"we lost a moron" says Bill. "If he'd thought he could fly ,
he would've tried to take off from the ground first .....
he's dead , fucking celebrate !!!" :D

Well, like the slur on drugs from the "ABC news story" ,
your slur on Autechre is based on denial & pomposity.

You're pissed off cause you wasted a bucket-load of money on
music you can't appreciate.

But you blame the musicians.

I'd have said to myself "Shit, I fucked up there; blowing
all that hardcore dollar on rubbish... I must remember to
stop being such a sucker "

and anyhows, I only own Incunabula so I'm hardly a diehard
ae fan


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-03 19:30 [#00376979]
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i just want to say....I LOVE YOU GUYS!


 

offline hannibal from United Kingdom on 2002-09-03 19:41 [#00376989]
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i bet the beatles are having a fucking good laugh as well,
while were on the topic.


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2002-09-03 19:51 [#00376994]
Points: 400 Status: Regular



Yo dude,
first off fuck you for having the name Bill Hicks and second
Confield is amazing and if Bill were alive today he would be
jammin out to it, cause he was one of the most innovative
thinkers ever as are Ae, and those that don't get Confield
can go suck a fuck, cause............

well ya'll just plain SUCK!

why don't you go eat a heroic dose of psilocybin mushrooms,
listen to Confiled and then get back to us, cause that's the
only way it's gonna get through that amorphous, reptilian
brain of yours!

thanks for listening

A k k a d


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-03 19:54 [#00376995]
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Yeah, sounds like a case of sour grapes to me.

Who's Bill Hicks btw?

(joke)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-03 19:54 [#00376996]
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i thought bill hicks only listened to rock? anyway, i agree
with you - that guy naming himself after bill hicks is a
major disgrace and dishonor.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-09-03 22:00 [#00377159]
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I was just listening to chichli suite last night..it's
brilliant and so underated..hardly ever is a thread
dedicated to it..


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2002-09-04 16:56 [#00378624]
Points: 400 Status: Regular



Bill died before "idm" even got started,
there were signs of it being created, i.e. Black Dog, early
Phex, but other than that Ae wasn't even around yet.

I think Bill would've taken to this form of electronic music
just cause it's so tripped out, and I know he was into
psychadelic
subjects.

Akkad


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-11-15 06:54 [#00443001]
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monopoly time


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-11-15 07:03 [#00443020]
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Shouldn't you have stopped after the first purchase?


 


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