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offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 15:38 [#00310115]
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Name Of Gay Bar Should Have Been Clearer
CHICAGO—After accidentally walking into a gay bar Monday,
Jeff Pierce, 23, said the name of the establishment failed
to clearly telegraph its orientation. "I can see how Rods
sounds gay," Pierce said, "but it's just not as
crystal-clear as it could be." Pierce urged the bar's owner
to consider changing the name, suggesting The Manhole or Big
Throbbing Homo Cocks.

hehe...The Onion still funny after all these years...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 15:40 [#00310120]
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*covers his face and sighs*


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-15 15:42 [#00310124]
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didnt he get suspicious when there were no girls there and
everyone had big comedy moustaches?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 15:44 [#00310128]
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Bob, not all gays have big moustaches. That's an ugly
stereotype. But i'm sure other things should have set his
alarms going.


 

offline Clic on 2002-07-15 15:44 [#00310130]
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Hahahaha. I like the one article where they talk about how
Christopher Reeve was placed atop the Washington Monument.
The photo is hilarious.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-07-15 15:46 [#00310133]
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funny jand :)
I was once told by a bouncer I couldn't go in a gay bar
because "You're not gay"...

how the fuck did he know ?

Needless to say ; I felt slightly abashed at being "Outed"
and discriminated against in such brutal manner..:)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-15 15:46 [#00310134]
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i am aware of that, dragon!


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 15:48 [#00310137]
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*whines and cowers running back from bob* I'm a little
touchy today, I'm terribly sorry. :/


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-15 15:52 [#00310139]
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ONION RULES!


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-07-15 15:53 [#00310142]
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hhmmm, interesting names, although Big
Throbbing Homo Cocks is a twisted name even for a gay bar.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 15:57 [#00310144]
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ahem...I should perhaps point out that this is joke
newspaper thats been running for ages...A few of you seem
somewhat confused...


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-07-15 16:04 [#00310151]
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CTRL ALT DEL do you think so?

it might be a bit wierd asking someone if they fancy a quick
drink from the throbbing homo cocks?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 16:10 [#00310157]
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Jand, 'A Few of you' being me? If so just say so please. I
just thought this would be another list of horrid
stereotypes for me to endure as I try to comfort the gay
friends I have that are taunted and hurt constantly over
nothing other then being gay. So I'm sorry. It's hard for
them so I get defensive also.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-15 16:14 [#00310161]
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Joke newspaper- The ONION.

Me gots it see! me smart! *Dance*


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 16:16 [#00310162]
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I saw the 'joke', It was the posts that where to follow it I
feared.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-15 16:24 [#00310165]
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nah, spikee, wasn't really thinking of you...

& I totally agree with you about stereotypes, they do tend
to be wayout and hurtful & things don't really seem to be
getting any better (things were looking good for a few years
but are def going downhill in last couple...)...

Any stereotypes of anyone, gay, straight, black, white are
generally based on fear rather than any actual solid fact, I
find...



 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-07-16 22:04 [#00311651]
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not that twisted if you have been listening to Revolting
Cocks or 1000 Homo DJ's which I suspect the writer has been
:)


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-07-16 22:12 [#00311660]
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oh god


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-16 22:48 [#00311717]
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i'm a regular in Big Throbbing Homo Cocks, and it's a lovely
place and the dreamy waiters are like SO friendly - one
sucked me off under the table - he gave the service and i
had a smile!


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-07-16 22:53 [#00311723]
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you best have tip him good or you be drinking yoself in your
next beer..know'wha'am sayin? ;)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-16 23:00 [#00311734]
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hehe! he got a good tip alright ;)


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-07-16 23:32 [#00311770]
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and by tip I meant the folding kind not the tip of the knob
:)..


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-07-17 00:42 [#00311861]
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hahaha, thats horrible but funny, flea.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-07-17 01:05 [#00311879]
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horrible but funny

thats me ;)


 


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